March’s zine club reward!

March’s sticker club reward, Lois Griffin. Don’t mind the totally out of sync audio, I don’t feel like redownloading tt and remaking this

what’s the better punchline. A magician revealing a card to an audience member via a faded tattoo on his ass? Or the card be revealed being his actual hole? “neither” is not a valid response btw

Boiler Room should do sets but for different professions like EMTs

March’s Patreon sticker club reward, Lois Gryphon. sign up before the end of the month to snag one Patreon.com/hwinn

saw someone got my art tatted but it was a really old piece and my memory sucks so I gaslit myself for a solid 24 hours into thinking I randomly hallucinated drawing someone’s tattoo

Oh.. that’s Al Gore of my comfort character 😟

Horses and printers are basically the same thing

random inexplicable pains

HYAHHH!

Uffie was really bold when she said she sounds like Twista fast as hell. She doesn’t sound a damn thing like that man

but seriously, why is grapefruit like that?

February’s sticker club reward. don’t mix grapefruit and medication, regardless of how damn tasty it is…

yeah I take every opportunity possible to draw myself wearing Arthur Morgan’s uniform SO WHAT

if you think about it I think you should leave is sorta like a slice of life anime

got worried because my last few videos are getting lots of traction on ig, thought it was bots. Turned out to be a metric fuckload of furries instead. I’m so happy, furries rule

forcing my fave characters to suffer how I suffer

Still have 2 of these guys left!! Snag them before they’re gone!

Januarys sticker club exclusive reward. check out my Patreon if you wanna snag a flayed and dissected Kermie

2 stickers left, get them before they’re gone. all proceeds are going straight to project relief Maine

got 5 extras of this Saturn devouring his son Pokémon sticker design. it’s not technically the monthly exclusive but I don’t wanna list them on my site because they were sort of a pain to make. DM if you want one, 6 bucks each

don’t mind the stats, I don’t know shit about the Pokémon card game tbh

Kermit dissection Also I’m pretty sure they use something besides a hand to pilot the frog but whatever

obsessed with this British chicken 🐥🍺

almost done with this Xmas gift

I really gotta sell more stickers so I can buy more paint so I can sell more paintings so I can buy more sticker making ingredients so I can sell more stickers so I can

Ham wizard stickers available now hwinnart.com/products/ham...

TADC fans boggle my mind because what do you mean you found out Jax’s one frame flashbacks are of a random suburb in Missouri but don’t know that the abstraction scene was supposed to be a representation of a DMT hallucination

Decembers zine club reward, includes the sticker club reward as well 🧙‍♂️🍖 it’s the story of a wizard who’s had enough of people being rude to his favorite butcher

December’s zine club reward sneak peak. become a ham, stupid

Cart-igrade 💨🪐

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“The infinite shaboing-boing” Acrylic on canvas 8 in x 10 in NFS (yet)

I’m bad at naming paintings so I think I’m just gonna take ideas from my comments. This nonstop hot dog is not for sale… yet. I will sell it eventually once I finish the series I’m working on

got a steak the other day and when I heard the chefs dap each other up so loud it sounded like thunder I knew that steak was going to be a 10/10

Saw someone make a way polished way better multimedia version of a painting idea I’ve had for years but never actually put on canvas fuck my stupid chungus life

YEEEOWCH!

finally got the SOPHIE sweater

“Let it go” I whisper to myself while white knuckling my grip around The Thing

gimme your heart, make it real 𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵 🎸🚂 (available in sticker form via patreon during the month of November)

I bet Thomas Tank Engines look like Cronenberg monsters to Transformers

Geritol tastes like rimming a Dracula

scared as hell to try this geritol stuff I just know it’s gonna taste awful

Shirt collection :>

so bored of horror movies that are just “what if a woman…………….., was OLD???”

Still playing ff7 and ngl I hate cid. I wanna chuck his decrepit ass out of the rocket while it’s fully in space. he’s an accurate example of how annoying older men in the late 90s were though

I’ve been extremely painfully sick for the last 6 days. Pretty much slept for 48 hours straight minus couple hour long periods here and there thurs-sat. wondering if it’s time for hospital :/