Bit all the skin off my lips, surely this action will have zero consequences in the morning

figured today’s as good a day as any to finally buy a Wikipedia shirt

This Star Is Missing an Eye What the Fuck Nobody Told Me They Could Get Hurt

I hate getting yogurt lips while I’m eating yogurt. Makes me feel like paint grandpa

To the lady at the grocery who so RUDELY eavesdropped on my conversation, do you think it would be possible to grow a really huge lobster and keep it alive indefinitely or no?

i would like to try a steak of every ungulate. but like nothing endangered though

I’ll figure it out eventually #fitcheck #clowncore # selfportrait

someone paid to join my patreon just so they could leave a comment saying they liked a specific drawing I drew 🥹 so heartwarming

and yet I must #fistula

fun uber driver idea: listen to Mario Kart music the whole ride and break a bunch of laws and drift all over the place. and throw banana

they probably don’t know what it represents it’s fine #ventart #procreate #digitalart #artsky

New Danny Brown is so damn good holy shit

drawing my Dracula encyclopedia zine: 🥰 getting to the fistula page and having to look up fistulas to figure out how to draw them: 🫩

having obscure music tastes is actually ass because you’ll have a remix that was made by some guy on SoundCloud 12 years ago stuck in your head and the only other person who knows it is someone you’ve grown so distant from you couldn’t reasonably ask them if they remember who made the remix

Septembers Zine Club Reward, Blue Angels. Comes with a zine themed sticker plus Septs Sticker Club reward. Available only through patreon 🛩️👀

sinning extra tonight so I can make sure to stay planted right here on earth I’ve got too many drawings to finish and I don’t think they’ll let me paint mpreg in heaven

why is the platform my art does best on constantly on the brink of implosion. why’s my luck like that

SEPHIROTH: Those Who Look With Clouded Eyes See Nothing But Shadows CAJUN CHEF CHARACTER (new to remastered edition): now you dont listen to mister sephiroth, thats just his way. that old sourpuss never stops his grumblin, except of course when he's eatin some of my famous etouffee

I beat all the final fantasies 1-6 recently and I rate them as follows 6. 2. God awful leveling system that I’m glad they didn’t use that in other games 5. 3. Was not a fan of how detached you are from the characters you play as and the job system was sorta boring

love love love furries especially those with super unique fursonas but just saw a house centipede furry skittering around and it made me want to shriek

this is so small potatoes but that thing Trump does with his arms when he’s “dancing” gives me the ick so bad

Is it too soon to make fun of Caligula

I really like that Stephen Kings world building in his books is just calling places in Bangor different things

mmm new Gorillaz is a painful listen tbh

comic about my house getting rattled like fucking crazy because the blue angels want butthole pics

crazy how the lyrics for Clint Eastwood are just muscle memoried into my brain. I don’t even know what the hell im saying but im saying it /perfectly/, thanks to middle school me for dedicating tons of mental energy to that

QRP with something watery 🐟

was just trying to see how my new shoes look from a distance and ended up taking one of the most awkward shots of myself to date

hotties donate to Wikipedia

Gary Indiana, famously known for being the birthplace of “Sonic’s Ass Game”

one of the most annoying parts of selling shit is that it actually does financially benefit you a lot to never shut the fuck up online

hm shrimp on sale at this hour… how convenient. I’m gonna take the next exit

It’d be so rad and funny if the polyamorous kicked all the polygamous out of Utah and just took it over

MK Ultra stands for Mary Kateandashley Ultra

save me cream of wheat you’re my only hope

shawl of duty modern warmfare

the blue angels keep flying over my office and looking at Septembers zine that I’m working on at through my skylight because they don’t wanna sign up for my patreon ugh. quit it!!!!

someone’s slamming doors in my building and I’m arbitrarily blaming the shoemakers and pretending they’re super angry about toes

dry towns imply the existence of dripping soaking wet towns

quickie before bed

Gas, Ass, Grass, Pass, Sass, Lass, Bass, Mass, Cutlass, Class, Trass, Glass, Bluegrass, Bypass, Surpass or Crass, no one rides for free

Septembers sticker club reward design 🔥🍜 sign up any time this month if you wanna snag one patreon.com/hwinn

what’s up with people who get way too excited about true crime content and having the most fucked up uneven eyeliner going on

Augusts zine club reward, + bonus sticker and the monthly sticker club reward.🏌️‍♂️

gotta be honest I’m not digging social media anymore and it bums me out cuz I gotta keep on keeping on to get my art out there, but I also feel like I’m sprinkling rare gems into a well worn outhouse

Augusts Patreon Sticker Club Reward 🎶🦌 sign up before the end of the month if you wanna snag one patreon.com/hwinn

what tweets live in your head rent free? that one about pads smelling like dog surgery is embedded in my skull for life personally

Demeters thunderstorm perfume smells like patchouli on me but idk if I fully hate it. I think it’d be super interesting smelling if I could somehow mix it with something that smells like asphalt, get rid of some of the green and make it smell like a road