Once I become an ex you’ll never see or hear from me again 🤷🏽‍♂️

On a dating sabbatical* until after Labor Day. (*Goods and services arrangements are excluded)

I’m very close with my sister. We talk weekly. Visit each other, etc… I haven’t had a conversation with my brother in over a decade and don’t see that changing.

Sign me up! 🙋🏽‍♂️

Long story less long. I worked at a call center for exactly half a shift because of this very situation. 😂

@shesroyalty.bsky.social and I would have a dope black romance/dating podcast.

I’ve never seen more than 4-5 people working at Waffle House at one time. There are 15 employees in here right now. Am I in danger? 🤔

The “nobody checks on the strong friend” narrative is beating my ass this week.

Ok…I’m back. What I miss?

In the off chance anyone happens to notice and wonders where I went... I’m traveling out of the country for the next few months and will be off of social media. See y’all late Spring/early Summer. Be safe. ✌🏽

If looks could kill 🥴

Alex caught in his bullshit. Finally.

5 minutes into this episode and I really want Conner to rock Chris’ shit. He’s talking so fucking reckless it’s insane

Dinner did not disappoint 📍 Farmhouse Kitchen Thai

Golden Hour 🌅 📍 Soho House Portland

Good Morning 🌧️ 📍 Central Eastside, Portland

My niece just called me. She’s engaged. To her boyfriend she met in October. He’s a DJ. And makes her laugh. So they’re getting married.

Oh! So just cause you might have put me in a blender last night you think you can just summon me to bring you lunch and “drop some dick off too” and I’m just gonna do it?!?!

Good morning.

My first mistake was agreeing to happy hour with my ex. My second mistake was not mentally preparing for her to wear the fuck outta this dress she got on. My third mistake gonna have her waking up at my spot. 🤦🏽‍♂️ send help…

2 eggs and toast is $22?! Yeah, time to leave NYC. It was a good trip but you’re bugging.

Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.

This Kevan, Tyler, Keya love triangle is a fucking mess!

Morning commute…

Day 6 of funemployment ☕️ 📍 NW Portland

Morning commute.

2,968 miles. Give or take.

Ready for Benito! 🙌🏽

Pre-Game @ COSM

Two Hommés did not disappoint! 🙌🏽

📍 Inglewood

Morning commute…

📍 NW Portland

Evening commute.

Wrapping up hosting a company sponsored live webinar for thousands of attendees and turning around to receive notice of my impending layoff is truly nasty work.

My best friend Jerome. Outstanding character and genuinely someone I look up to. I’m lucky and proud that he considers me his best friend too.

Good morning ⛅️

Flight boards at 7:08pm and I’m not checking a bag. I’ll leave at….6? 🤔

Ok. Take 2. Let’s hope my flights get out of here today. I’m ready to be home!

Delayed again. Now leaving tomorrow morning.

🙋🏽‍♂️ Right in the kitchen sink!

This was a HEAVY pour. Lemme get off social media 😂

First flight is delayed. 🙄 🤦🏽‍♂️

Didn’t make the list!

The hotel I’m staying in just had the fire alarm go off. 🙄

I definitely do. Long story short, I had to switch schools 😂

They should have stopped after Tokyo Drift.

I got into an argument in the middle of a staff meeting about who was the better live action Batman, Micheal Keaton or Christian Bale. We both got asked to step out of the room 🤦🏽‍♂️ 😂 (The answer is Keaton btw)

Mayor of Kingstown 🤣