Fundraising emails with the subject line "My 4th attempt to reach you" are ever so slightly irritating🙄

Guess who's got a checked shirt and one tooth fewer than he had this morning🦷 Also, I'm taking my dentist's instructions to only eat soft food very seriously

Enjoying Future's Edge by @garethlpowell.bsky.social so much I'm having to force myself to savour it rather than devouring it on one go.

Managed to get an emergency dental appointment at one today, which is better than 2:30🙂

What else is there to do on a dark Sunday afternoon but make some soup?

After having a tooth out earlier this year, feels the one next to it needs to come out too which is not what I need at this late stage

Just listened to this whole album for the first time in years. It’s still an absolute banger. And that is absolutely final - I will brook no ripostes. #CarlySimon

Just taken great delight in searching my email for "Black Friday" and deleting the whole lot in one fell swoop

Was hoping this would be a fun romp but it lacked the lightness and agility a good heist film needs - far too much telling and not showing. On the plus side, Rosamund Pike was having the time of her life as the villain. #NowYouSeeMeNowYouDon't

Souper trouper🙂

Just a bear in a woolly hat - it's a tad chilly today

Just took a break and went to see the Emily Kam Kngwarray exhibition at Tate Modern - absolutely glorious.

It's cold today. Not as cold as our Labour government's heart, but getting there🧊♥️

Just a gentle reminder that “under-age women”, often used to describe the people those powerful, rich men are alleged to have had sexual relations with, is not a thing. They’re called girls, or put another way, children. And that’s rape.

Well, who doesn't love a small chunk?🙂

It ain't bragging if you did it🙂 Wordle 1,605 2/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This was quite entertaining, in an Agatha Christie meets Death in Paradise kind of way #NineBodiesInAMexicanMorgue

That was a belter of a finale😲 #TheCelebrityTraitors

Quick breather in the park after news that a friend would pop round later led to unprecedented levels of housework in the EC1 area

It's November and the guys are still playing football shirtless on the local pitches. This is of course an observation, not a complaint.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! #GBBO

Sitting out in nature on a lovely day

If anyone would like to exile me to a Scottish castle with a tonne of money, I’m very much here for it

I just love an online job application where you have to attach your CV and enter your work experience manually🙄

I think the wrong baker left #GBBO

Don't mind me, just serving up suit-and tie bearded daddy realness.

Immensely impressed by this film. A skillful blend of excitement, humour and drama. Strong performances from Channing Tatum and Kirsten Dunst, ably supported by Peter Dinklage and Juno Temple. Advisory: includes scenes of Mr Tatum in various stages of undress and soapiness. #Roofman

Any show that has Alan Carr melting down in real time, Tom Daly serving Olympic levels of side-eye, Mark Bonnar in a kilt and Celia Imrie being quietly awesome is a winner in my book #TheCelebrityTraitors

Greyer than ever, but a little tidier.

Took me way longer than it should have for the penny to drop, but this is top quality punnage😆

First episode of The Celebrity Traitors was banging TV #TheCelebrityTraitors

I thoroughly enjoyed this - a small group visits a lighthouse for a ghost tour and they all get much more than they bargained for. A rich blend of suspense, romance (of the beary guy variety) and history with skillfully-drawn characters and some deftly-placed humour too. Go on - treat yourself!

In London's glittering West End today to see Honey, Don't! and the drinks in the Welly and Kings Arms. I went into Honey, Don't pretty much cold and thoroughly enjoyed its blend of mystery, humour and frank sexuality. Bonus, for those who like that sort of thing, is Chris Evans in a jockstrap.

Was it worth it? #massshootings #schoolshootings #charliekirk #guncontrol Please share #laloalcaraz cartoons

At the risk of sounding like Dannii Minogue, I begin to wonder if Keir Starmer doesn't have great judgement.

Maybe it’s easy to take the “moral high road” when your rights haven’t been threatened, when your kids haven’t been shot, when your family hasn’t been kidnapped and sent to prison camps.

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

It's just a sports ban. It's just a bathroom ban. It's just a healthcare for kids ban. It's just a military service ban. It's just a federal jobs ban. It's just a university housing ban. It's just a passport & visa ban. It's just one Constitutional right. It's just your status as free citizens.

Vain? Moi?

The current government has an almost supernatural ability to turn every problem into a fuckup

Unusually for me, I was out in London's glittering West End this evening. It appears the new trend is for guys to have their shirts unbuttoned/tops unzipped to show of their chest hair and I am here for it.

Judging by this picture I took, looks like the newly-refurbished Waitrose in Clerkenwell might be using facial recognition technology. If so, I wonder what it's being used for and how they're using, storing and securing the data.

Contrary to popular belief, I do travel abroad occasionally. Tidying my photo collection I came across these snaps from Bruges, where a modern house is nestled among some older ones, giving the street a sense of change over time, instead of forcing the new house to be a pastiche of the old ones.

Nietzsche abhors a vacuum www.worldofmoose.com/products/nie...

If anyone says ‘you're as keen as mustard’ take it as a condiment.

Impartial? My arse!

*100,000 people attend Trans+ Pride* Labour: let's ignore them *a handful of racist thugs riot* Labour: we need to give them what they want immediately

A search for “trans” on the BBC News app this morning

At an airport I once saw a bunch of transcendentalists boarding a flight they’d chartered. At least I assumed they were transcendentalists because they were on a hire plane thank you please enjoy the weekend ahead.

You don’t often get just one fruit fetishist. They usually come in pears.