🪬🧿 You Only target journalists when your enemy is truth. #peace #please

Pizza confuses me too, little buddy. Why can’t I eat pizza at every meal? That is confusing.

I cut my own hair, and now I kinda regret it.

Here’s a proof of my second sticker.

More stickers arrived!

I am so lucky. A NYT bestselling author gave me a quote for the back cover of my upcoming book!

Dexter, you are missed.

It’s true.

No more words necessary.

Paul Rand

RIP, Norm.

The thought of this walk scares me half to death. What if you don’t cross in time??

“BIG NEWS!!! My book, “I’ve Seen You Naked over 8,000 Times”—an illustrated memoir about my marriage—is finally coming out this fall. But that’s not even the most exciting part. I’ll be co-launching with one of my favorite people in the world, @danielaquirke! See you at the launch party on Nov. 1st!

Came across these little ladies

Humpback whales may be my favorite animals in the world. I feel so sad that we humans are poisoning their once beautiful home. And yet still they sing.

Chapter 12 opener from my upcoming book! #writer #amwriting

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Who’s got a book coming out this fall? Is it me? I think it’s me.

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I really should wash that thing out occasionally.

Why didn’t my middle school guidance counselor tell me about a job weighing penguins? 🤩 🔊 Sound up! 🎥penguinsofworld

@susanlaheywriter.bsky.social I miss you! Wore the earrings I got while in Portugal, and it brought back all the memories.

My sister and I on an airplane, pretending to behave while Mom looks on.

This is my first cartoon, drawn in 2012. That's 13 years ago! The drawings have improved over the years but unfortunately, not by much.

Hello. This is Mr. Weenie. I'm actually drawn by a woman, but she will do her best to act like the man I am. Check out my website at casaweenie.com. I want friends, but you should know I'm liberal AF, so a few of my posts might be off-putting to some of you folks out there. You've been warned.