www.liverpoolfc.com/news/mohamed... Mo to go 😞 What a servant he has been to the club.

Currently staggered that Iowa have made the Sweet Sixteen! Good effort guys!

Seriously, I have taken beatings that have caused me less distress, agitation & pain than this LFC team. What the fuck is wrong with them? I want to poke them with a stick, like a termite hill.

They couldn't just let me enjoy Wednesday's win, could they? Oh no. They just had to go & shit in my cappuccino once again. Well done gentlemen. Splendid effort.

On a completely unrelated note to football or politics, I'm fucking shattered. I'm trying to watch the NCAA basketball & I'm basically nodding off like an old fart on Benedryl.

Okay folks, we have The Miracle of Istanbul, we have The Gerrard Final, We have The Legend of St Etienne & now, we have The Night of The Kloppelgangers to add to the ledger. If you weren't looking, you'd have sworn blind it was JK on the sidelines last night.

Fucking hell. That beggars belief. This referee has been utterly incompetent all night but that is staggeringly poor.

Nasty cut that. Don't like to see it. Hope the lad's okay.

This ref is a fucking embarrassment.

How many times has he scored that goal? Love it! 😁

Grav as a single pivot vs a double pivot = flowing footy vs disjointed shite.

Right, let's get this lot absolutely mullered here.

Get. The. Fuck. In.

That's it. Horrible penalty by a player so far out of form it's staggering. He's making his own position as untenable as Slot's. Awful from such an experienced player.

Fuck me, Mo is so off the pace this season. It's horrible to watch. I just feel bad for the guy. It's a calamitous loss of form.

Bit naughty from Macca there.

This ref is gonna cost us here. I can see it now.

Ping! Have that! Pay the man what he's fucking asking for!

You know what I'd like to see tonight? A headline stating that fucking McCoist got sparked out clean near The Arkle.

Flo's been off so far. Spraying passes everywhere but they need to go. Get a grip of him & tell him to calm down ffs.

We're playing right into this.

Wake the fuck up!

This shitcunt ref is gonna shitbag it, isn't he?

Right, let's zap that writhing twat again. See him right off.

Milos putting himself about. Love it!

Oh look! Suddenly it's not so sore! Diving nonce. Get to fuck y'cunt.

Referee is a fucking disgrace. Get him off the park. Bellend.

That's right Coisty, nosh him off.

How is that a free kick? Wtf?

Barca Lots - Newcastle Not.

Game day. I can't help but feel I should be enjoying this more than I currently am. 😐

That is fucking stonewall. How in the fuck has he not given that?

There went City.

So, as odd as this may seem, this is my favourite LFC away shirt in my lifetime. Not really sure why. Might be that we won that Cup final on the way we did in 01. There's more iconic shirts, the 95/96 one for example, but this one's the one for me. What are yours?

start gakpo on the left

Made some banana bread today. Actually, made a LOT of banana bread today. 9 loaves to be precise. Just tried my first slice. Had to have another, just to confirm my initial reaction. That it was epic.

It's 21:04 & I remain completely staggered by just how anaemic, listless & directionless we are right now. He can't get another season after this. He just can't. We've regressed 11 years in 18 months.

Taxi for an inept Dutchman? Inept Dutchman? Anybody?

Macca has been dreadful today. It's like watching a somnambulist in the Olympic 100m final.

If Liverpool were pornstars, the crew would dread the money shot. Truly. We couldn't hit a cow's arse with a snow shovel.

And should now be three......🙄

That should've been 2 🫤

There's clearly an arm in the kid's back. If he does that in the centre circle, it's blown as a foul.

Great goal, but how many times is he gonna plaster over the cracks with a fantastic free kick?

Jesus that's poor. I've long defended Gakpo but he's really been poor now for a good while.

Villa are dreadful. Even less fight than us.

Well, once again, it's match day. UTMFR. Even with Slot in charge.