Not to be an arrogant nob, but I make the best lasagna I have ever eaten. Bar none.

I know I don't need to do this but can I just point out how utterly bum cigar we've been in the league this year? It just makes me feel a bit better.

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So, allegedly the French, mostly Macron, trust Trump so little, they fed him false intel to see if it flushed through. He had one meeting with Putin before the fake intel started to seep through. One. Not only is he a rapist, a paedophile, a fraudster, a felon & a murderer, he's also a traitor.

Executed for helping a woman up from the pavement & filming ICE. We cannot allow Reform in here unless we want the same.

Burnham. Another stooge.

Well, LFC are shite, it's about to rain for 5 days straight here in East Anglia & The World appears to be falling apart, but at least The Florida Panthers won't be winning The Stanley Cup this year. Small victories, eh?

There's been some horrendous errors in judgement right throughout the senior leadership at LFC Edwards, Hughes & Slot are all to blame. The recruitment in the summer now looks comically bad. Our tactics & in game management are nil. We can't defend anymore. The players have clearly jibbed

Really feel the team let themselves down today. Poor all over the park. There's only Szobo that's walking away with any real credit. Hugely disappointing from players who are a LOT better than they're demonstrating at the moment.

This ref is dreadful. That's a clear foul whether he goes down or not.

How is that a foul?

What are we doing here? For the life of me, I cannot tell.

I have no faith in our ability to get back into this. None at all.

That's horrible defending by Van Dijk yet again. Can't blame Kerkez at all. He's played the lad properly, Van Dijk just failed to move up with any kind of pace or urgency. Incredibly poor.

"Dispirited"? No fucking shit! He should be fucking mortified. I'll defend like that for £280 K less per week.

What. The. Fuck. Was. That? That's appalling defending. Yet again. Sick of this shit.

That's a poor corner. C'mon lads.

We HAVE to stop spurning good chances. We've dropped so many points this year for that reason.

Should be one up.

Nice to see Mo's touch has returned......

Jason's sourdough. I swear, it's ridiculous how good the toast that bread makes is. Fucking epic.

Wonder which LFC will turn up today?

I have achieved a new low. I just started following Tourettes Moments on Instagram & I can't stop fucking laughing. They've got a clip with a dude taking cooking lessons & he keeps throwing the ingredients all over the kitchen. Then there's the girl who can't look at chickens without doing an

My mates all think it's hilarious that I hate Nottingham Forest so much. I'm a bit surprised tbh. They're a loathsome club. Loads of Tories, scabs & their twat ex manager tried to blame us for years for Hillsborough. Drunken auld cunt.

Splendid. Forest lost.

How the actual fuck did we lose 3-0 at home to Nottingham Forest? They're fucking terrible.

Wtf has Stevie got on his head?

How TF are Madrid 3rd?

That is a horrible finish. FFS Mo, that's a right foot finish all night long. C'mon.

Milos having his best game in a red shirt tonight imho.

Does anybody know where tonight's ref gets his, 'stuff' from? Cos I'd like to buy some if there's any available.

That'll do pig.

Offside or not, that needed to go in the net.

We've looked much better but there's no escaping that we are wasteful. This should be over.

That's a great free kick.

Not to tempt fate, but we've looked like a decent side here.

We've been millimetres away about 4 or 5 times here.

Look at that little scrote. Needs a fucking hiding.

Well offside. Frustrating.

Just let it run & blow for the fucking foul. Fucking idiot.

Those crosses from the left are finally starting to look familiar.

Let's see what these two bellwhiffs on comms can get outraged about tonight shall we?

Does anybody else now NOT watch the pregame because all it does is show us conceding 😐

Match Day. I can't help but feel I should be looking forward to this more than I am. Fuck alone knows what'll happen tonightl.

Apparently Konate has gone home on family business, so won't be playing tomorrow night. One can't help but feel that might actually be good news.

Where is Lord Vader? He's defected to Reform Governor Tarkin....