Tonight on CBS News: Do we need midterms? Experts weigh in.

Tonight on CBS News: ICE agent returns lost puppy to 8-year-old boy before arresting him.

Never forget forward.com/news/686317/...

Your Donald! Your Donald! He took your money and ran Venezuela! www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnB8...

Our White House Christmas card finally arrived! jerryadler.substack.com/p/god-rest-y...

I would never want to see Scott Kelly sent to prison, but If it should happen, could he still send campaign fund-raising texts? Asking for a friend

EPSTEIN in his villa was joined there by [REDACTED], Where it is alleged that they engaged in and enacted Scenes from the Satyricon with [COMPLAINANT], who contracted A case of [EXPURGATED] and her health has been impacted. Cont'd at: jerryadler.substack.com/p/the-epstei...

New York Times Pitchbot. Oh, wait....

Figures...

Breaking: Schumer says election results show need for Democrats to "come to the table to negotiate in a bipartisan way with our opponents in the spirit of bipartisan cooperation and compromise."

The polls are closed, the votes are cast, the people had their say And now it’s time to look ahead, toward a brighter day Listen to Chuck Schumer, meet the other side halfway Join our hands in friendship and bow our heads to pray... Cont'd at: jerryadler.substack.com/p/no-gloatin...

Trump administration explains it's not a bribe unless it comes from the Bribeois region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling corruption.

It was wrong to take a bag with $50,000 in exchange for future favors, but, c'mon, he's only Homan.

jerryadler.substack.com/p/operation-... Has your past come back to haunt you? Are you accused of something vile? Did Elon Musk set out to taunt you? Because you’re in the Epstein file? ...(cont'd at link)

Computer Pogromming jerryadler.substack.com/p/computer-p...

Who’s that lurking in the gloam? It looks a lot like Kristi Noem! Green and covered up in scales With six-inch teeth and three-inch nails. As the country’s chief evictor, She’ll crush you like a boa constrictor. ... more: jerryadler.substack.com/p/alice-in-a...

I'll say this for the Nazis: when they built concentration camps, they didn't boast about it.

TACO, do your thing! #TACO

For Easter, Kristi Noem always gets her relatives gift certificates for Italian restaurants in Brooklyn.

Holy crap, these guys were onto something!

Preparing for trade war, the president is in his bunker.

With millions of Americans facing the possibility of hail storms today, here’s a piece on the role climate change is playing… www.yahoo.com/news/these-1...

We're Good on OpSec!!! 😉🇺🇸 🇺🇸🍺🇺🇸 😈 😈👊 🇺🇸🇺🇸🍺🧖‍♀️ 🍺\🍺😁🇺🇸 😁 🥃 🥃😈 😧 🤛 🍾 🍾🩱🩱🥵🩱🍻👙🍺🍺💆‍♀️🇺🇸🍾 We’re planning to start ombingbay emenYay. The itshay is hitting the fan. Ask nicely, I’ll give you the time and the day If you promise you won’t tell Iran (cont'd): jerryadler.substack.com/p/good-on-op...

This guy is in one of the worst prisons in the world with no way out and may spend the rest of his life there because, it appears, he has an autism awareness tattoo in honor of his little brother. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

People need to be crystal clear about something: The requirement that the government ANSWER to a court on the legal basis for detaining someone is literally the core liberty right (habeas corpus). If the government says they don’t have to do that bc “national security,” YOU can be disappeared.

jerryadler.substack.com/p/giving-us-... Taking off their shoes and socks Elon Musk and Donald tiptoe Into the vault. It’s filled with crypto! The scene is post-apocalypto!... (cont'd at link)

Dumb question of the day: Trump wants to take back the Panama Canal in part because a Chinese company owns the ports at either end. The canal exists for ships to sail between East Coast/Gulf ports and Asian/Pacific ones. So what is the purpose of ports in Panama itself?

Trump posted his lie about “turning on the water” at 11:12 PM last night and CA responded with the facts less than two hours later. Can most other Democrats PLEASE learn from this? At SOME POINT? It isn’t 1996. Calling a press conference days later is USELESS. Rapid react!

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But...but...what does China DO with all those 15-second clips of 12-year-old girls lip-synching to Taylor Swift songs???

#Trump is fulfilling his promises by nominating those who have publicly decried #RuleOfLaw & promised to literally jail political enemies. We fully expect many federal employees to become #whistleblowers & we will protect them pro bono. But we need your help to do so: whistlebloweraid.org/donate/

Drone Mystery Solved! jerryadler.substack.com/p/drone-myst...

Trump is doing whatever he can to put Americans in harm’s way. But the story gets covered as if it’s about a series of conventional political skirmishes over appointments.

If you've never read Trump's /second/ book....don't bother. But read this, by his ghostwriter.

"What am I? Chopped liver?" -- Jill Stein, hearing about Tulsi Gabbard.

Sellout watch alert! Who do you think Trump will screw first: a) the Arab-Americans who voted for him or b) the Israelis he won't need after the election

Okay, NOW will you release the pee tape? www.newsweek.com/russian-stat...