China: ~7000 BC

Wanted to be a smart ass about KC's defense, but this is how I find out we have a top 3 pass defense. I think I've hit spoiled, Saban era Bama fan status...

I had to double check this wasn't a new season of @vipeopleshow.bsky.social

A Sunflower Showdown lament.

Not the biggest issue here, by far, but I never want to hear the phrase "Thank you for your attention to this matter." ever again after we get rid of this guy.

You don't see too many necks with both labia majora and minora.

I do not want to see Anthony Becht's mediocre face or his mediocre spawn ever again.

Sometimes, it's fine to learn more about your (toddler's) heroes.

Even with the benefit of the worst call all game, Renfroe can't get on base.

This is the last thing Cardinal Bob saw before he went into the conclave and they made him pope lol

The pope was quoted as saying, "Today's been a bit of a mixed bag, honestly." #FountainsUp

Someone is gonna fuck around and make me think there might be one decent billionaire.

Learn something new every day. Would've expected better of Norm.

Game already over in the amount of time it took me to do this bit.

Good to see Harbaugh quickly embracing local traditions. There is no savior from Chargering.

Stop the count!

Complete malpractice from Reid and Nagy these last two drives. Run the damn ball.

Once again, we're talking about our idiot kicker...

The Raiders botched snap needed the Eric Collins call

Hunter Dickinson continues to play stupid games. About time the prizes got appropriately stupid.

I see The Old Ones have awakened.

I'm very much here for the Xavier Worthy "you should have drafted me" game.

Okay, #collegefootball fans, paste your answers. You can’t choose your team. Favorite CFB uniform: Tulane Best fight song: Rocky Top Football program you have a crush on: Army Stadium you wish to visit the most: The Big House Program you hate the most: Nebraska (RIP Big 8)

NFL: Chiefs MLB: Royals (W)NBA: Future KC expansion team College: All things Kansas State, especially Crop Judging MLS: Sporting KC NWSL: KC Current