I promise, one day, I’ll start using this site. Also, what’s the proper verb to describe writing on here? Still tweeting?

Do I know anyone in Edinburgh? (Or did I use to know anyone from Edinburgh back when Twitter was good Twitter, and haven’t connected them here yet?) Gonna start guessing… Off the top of my head… @johnmackintosh.bsky.social?

How this chart is not titled “Christ on a bike!” is beyond me… But have they given a bicycle to every animal though? Feels unfair. I bet salmon on a bike could beat the record.

And just like Andre3000 said “I ain’t got no raps” and took up flute, I ain’t got no R scripts, either. I’ve been living in the world of Outlooks and PowerPoints for 3 years now. The funny thing? I’m loving it all!

Why am I here?