clogged a toilet at a party and there's no plunger? put some grapes in the microwave. for some reason grapes make plasma when put in a microwave, and if the microwave's making plasma, the last thing people are gonna be worrying about is who clogged the toilet. follow for more life hacks!

Q: what do you call a female spacewalker?

day 73 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

day 72 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

day 71 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it.

i'm three days late but my acc is a year old now!!!! i completely forgot! because usually the age of a bluesky account is irrelevant!

my peak in comedy was probably back in 2021 when i was playing quiplash 3 with a bunch of random people and the prompt was "worst things to use as confetti" and both me and the other person picked to be voted on answered "shredded cheese"

day 70 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

day 68 + 1 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

another stupid google search

day 68 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

day 66 + 1 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

my personal favorite insult has gotta be "you seem like the type of person who got/gets their tests handed back to them face down" with a close second being "i hope a company makes a film about your life and cast pete davidson to star as you"

i am fully prepared for tpot 20's youtube release to crash bluesky just like how silksong crashed multiple sites.

day 66 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

day 65 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

if i had a nickel for every time someone young got popular for saying something with essentially no meaning while being filmed and decided to use their 15 minutes of fame to try and start a cryptocurrency rug pull, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice.

jesus christ i just had a nightmare my rabid cat bit me and my lazy ass parents brought me to get the antidote when it was already too late to save me

day 64 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

every time i look at my mom's iphone 17 i have to mentally restrain myself from snapping it in half like a graham cracker.

a man finds an unconscious body on the sidewalk. he calls 911. "help! i found someone collapsed on eucalyptus street!" the operator says "okay, can you spell that for me?" there's a long silence on the other end before the man says "i'll just drag him over to pine street and call you back."

would a mini show held on my bluesky go hard

"disney HATES knights of guenivere" fork found in utensil drawer ahh title

day 63 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

when an mf tells you to respect their opinions but they got tpot 4 as their favorite tpot episode:

idfk what a mariner is but they really lucked out because they got into the trending top six twice

day 62 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

according to copilot, the only three object shows i've made are mediocre object show, not the best object show, and t.r.u.s.t.

FUCKING PRISON LIFE GOT UPDATED BEFORE GRAND THEFT AUTO SIX?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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day 60 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

day 59 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

day 58 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

day 57 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

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day 52 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

how come i have to correct my antivirus more than it corrects me because i've had SIX false positives detected in the same week. i just want to play random shit on my alt, man...

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unfortunately when i am on the toilet i have the toilet paper usage habits of a far wealthier person

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day 46 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

brain workout: - 4 sets of counting to ten - 2 sets of listing the alphabet - 5 minutes of trying to spell massachusetts - listing animals until failure

day 45 of posting some random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it

day 44 of posting random shit from my camera roll until i get sick of it