This isn't "How it started/How it's going" so much as "How it was going 4 minutes ago/How it's going".

LaMelo not getting ejected or suspended for injuring Bam and then the Hornets getting absolutely smoked by the team with the worst vibes in the NBA is a perfect 10 out of 10.

What I want after listening to today's Threedom

The band from the CarMax commercials is only popular because CarMax paid to have their songs played on TV.

Still no Sha-Na-Na. 🤷‍♂️

Wengert was absolutely incredible in this one.

I just saw a campaign ad complaining about how my Congressman voted for a tax increase and it ends with a testimonial saying "Why would you do that to people? I just don't understand." Personally, even if I disagreed with a politician, I wouldn't go on TV admitting that I don't understand taxes.

Scott losing interest in the middle of a sentence>>>>>>

Congrats to Scott on his appearance in a very popular piece of recent media!

You can tell the Connections person lives somewhere that doesn't get much snow if they think an ice scraper is found in the trunk.

Linda Ronstadt looks more like a cartoon character in the video for Somewhere Out There than when she appeared on The Simpsons.

When Michael Jackson comes up organically on Threedom... 😙🤌

Greetings, gumshoes. That perfidious pitcher Tyler Samaniego has been spotted on the island of Boston.

U Fakin' U2 To Me?

When you place a maintenance request on Turbo Tenant

(Can I get an "Aw yeah, Scott"?)

Aw yeah, Brantley.

"Charlie Brown had hoes." - Grok summary of Peanuts

Oh, come on.

Whatever service Windows pulls its weather data from (or maybe how Windows interprets the data) doesn't know any amount of rain other than "1 inch", which is a massive amount of rain that almost never happens.

I'M RIBS

If Cardinal Pizzaballa couldn't qualify on home soil, what hope could Italy have had going to Bosnia?

When Spotify recommends an Irish horse breeding podcast

I appreciate the restraint, but also already know what it's about due to said mind-losing. (And I assume plenty of other people do since it was a mainstream news story last week.)

"A rainy day", or more specifically, November 14.

Anaconda (2025) is unbelievably stupid. (Mostly complimentary.)

I'm a week behind on HDTGM, but Paul being completely unaware of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is absolutely baffling.

If he needs an assistant to call the royals and keep them updated on the time, I know a guy.

Fuck all the way off

The robot with the baby lizard

👀

Ken Burns sounds exactly like a smart, competent version of a Will Hines character.

The fight scene at the gates in Ready or Not 2

Incredible content www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy_z...

Incredible quote, but I have no idea how it applies here.

If you ever see Zouks and Scott together...

This reminds me of Lauren tweeting "Do you think Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal will ever get divorced?", which seems to have been scrubbed from existence.

Modelo has wasted a huge opportunity by not releasing a four-pack of 8 oz. cans and calling it "A Few Small Beers".

I just heard someone refer to their dog's "grandma", and it completely broke my brain because this could refer to any of SIX people/dogs:

From a purely linguistic perspective, it's never been clearer that his brain is complete mush.

... ... What?