Someone at work went to a Morgan Wallen concert. I recognized the name but really don’t know anything about them. As such I said “I know of them, but not any of their songs” to which my friend immediately responded with “Morgan is a guy so he’s a he.” And I didn’t have the time to unpack that.

Riddle me this: we can afford a basketball team but not statewide lunch for kids?

I don’t mean to sound elitist, but the amount of times I ask people if they’ve read a book that I assume is fairly common only to find out they’ve never heard of it is super concerning. Like what do you mean you’ve never read A Series of Unfortunate Events?

I think tonight I will allow myself to just be sad. Tomorrow, the world goes on

Im really not happy that my little Argentinean friend has slowly tricked me into listening to Cumbia music voluntarily. Friendship is a trap

Yesterday, a long time friend was giving me grief for choosing a career in public service even though I could (theoretically) make more money else where. My response was “if everyone thought that, nobody would do public service or help others”

It’s always amazing that I never realize I was cleated during a soccer game until I’m sitting still and awkwardly brushing up against it

Today was a glorious day for some soccer. That is all

The amount of times my friends don’t get my musical/broadway references really makes me think I need new friends.

I need to start getting myself a personal pan pizza when I finish reading a book as the legends foretold.

If you have suffered emotional damage from reading the Throne of Glass Series, you too might be entitled to financial compensation.

Lewis and Tolkien had it exactly right: spend time in nature, go for long leisurely walks, read widely and often, gather a small circle of friends who will love and support you, pursue your niche creative projects and make your life a constant adventure of delight and learning.

I can’t underscore the chokehold this book had on my childhood

not to defend the robber barons but Andrew Carnegie, the richest man of his era, gave away 90 percent of his wealth and funded the building of 2,811 libraries, and I’m afraid the current crop of oligarchs isn’t sending their best.

When the Hobbit drip comes in and the gym is empty

I was sitting next to the Superintendent in a BOE committee meeting and said something about the findings of a report being unsurprising, so naturally, I immediately went “wow, shocker.” Without missing a beat, she went “and that’s what we call in an inside thought Kory” and just kept reporting 🤣

My mother collects children in our extended family that need additional help. My cousin has a son named Anthony, also known as “Ward 1.” There is a “Ward 2” named Christopher just in case something happens to Ward 1 (like in Batman)

Natalia Lafourcade released a live album from Carnegie Hall so brb, gonna go make this my entire personality for the next month.

Me and the homies from the other place slowly finding each here