seeking out the diarrhea lettuce just so I can feel something

netflix saw how amazon ruined goodreads and was like "we need to find a review platform to ruin too"

Congrats to Texas Tech on their upcoming win in the Dr. Pepper Monster Energy Big 12 Football Championship Presented by Allstate or whatever

me trying to buy a physical copy of a playstation game in 2028

huh, almost like that's an opportunity that should be afforded to all Americans

NEW HURLEY HAS A RELEASE DATE

daaayyyyumnnnn if I hadn't already preordered the regular edition I would be all over this

people don't say "go suck on an egg" enough anymore, we gotta bring that back

Jenna Ortega is...Grinchette How Grinchette Stole Christmas, coming to theaters Christmas 2028.

we've got elephants standing by, ready to piss on the floor 🫡

guess it's more like Rok-ewwwww now

I'm just happy that I've designed my life in such a way that the only reason I know the UFC thing happened this weekend is from seeing a few posts this morning dunking on it

who is dumb enough to plan a big UFC event the same weekend as the World Cup and the NBA Finals?

I will be boycotting Hugo’s flat fry stand on Shakari.

Me talking space movies: I was moved by that scene. Them: Ha. Why? I wasn't Me: Ok, but the themes spoke to me. Them: There weren't any themes in the movie? Nothing happened. Me: Here's 9 times the characters said things that explicitly supported the theme. Them: Ha. You're making that up.

We should never have let fame become a middle-class job, or even middle-class job adjacent. It’s the toxic run-off of actual accomplishment, and instead we made it the top of the food pyramid.

I think about this Onion article headline all the time.

when someone tries to assign me a new task at work

NEW #STARWARS MOVIE TODAY

needs to get here fast imo #hookem

starting a NIL fundraiser to get Arch a window or aisle seat #HookEm

I can finally afford a house!

Going around again. Still worth the watch.

fanta needs to jump on the marketing possibilities of this hantavirus thing before other brands get the jump

this came true butI did get the 4-day pass and I am headed to Hollywood (errr...downtown LA) for #SWCLA next year!!

Reedpop when I try to buy #SWC27 #StarWarsCelebration tickets today

yesssss

Happy Star Wars Day! | May the 4th be with you | #starwars #maythe4thbewithyou #starwarsreels #reels #starwarsday

boy did I read this in the middle of my work day and had to step away from my desk and cry while hugging my dog a great tribute to a great dog

can't believe Nolan could fuck this up like this. there is no excuse for this movie not being at least 10 years long, the full length that odysseus was trying to get home. anything shorter is LAZY FILMMAKING #theodyssey

An all-time great. An incredibly goofy premise that turned into one of the most direct and biting satires of American life of all time. I did a watch through during COVID and I still think about the finale.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

The Mandalorian and Grogo and Jeans Guy #starwars #themandalorianandgrogu

Wear your Mando Crown to opening night. Pass it around.

ALL kids deserve to go see Grogu! Help a good org get them there!

29 years ago today, Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and Ralph Wiggum saw one of the babies and the baby looked at Ralph. #TheSimpsons episode “Grade School Confidential” first aired April 6, 1997.

You don't really want this. So much of TV is changed and discovered in the process. No master plan survives 13 eps of production. Your actors' abilities and chemistry opens up story paths you never imagined. Other ideas sink like a lead balloon. Master plans are overrated.

damn, brands still doing fake products for april fools? we live in an era of Girl Scouts Thin Minuts native bodywash and KFC jellybeans. Dr. Squatch sold Sydney Sweeney Bathwater soap. these are not jokes anymore

the real april is the fools we made along the way

Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

Let’s gooooooo #HookEm

heard that Nintendo is committed to autheticity, so in every showing of the movie there will be a Slippy in the theater talking through the whole thing #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie

yeah, time to mute "harry potter" on every platform, don't need that terf nonsense in my life

My more nuanced take is FUCK J.K. Rowling. Our trans brothers, sisters, and siblings need our love and support more than we need another Harry Potter. Read and adapt books by better humans. Especially trans ones.

Yarp. Difficult to imagine a villain being more explicit. She is saying she will take your money and use it to shit on powerless people. Better to spend your money on other stories involving magic and fantastic creatures. LOTS of options out there.

What a lot of us also fail to realize is that billionaires find the starvation and death of the masses in this model to be a feature, not a bug.

absolutely guzzling burnt orange kool-aid right now #HookEm