is garlic brad better?

i have random prices in my head for how much everything should be and literally everything is more expensive than i made up that it should cost? that feels bad

hey btw the world is like totally ending?? i heard that somewhere! hope u are having a good one - lemon 💛

drag king name: Garlic Fred

what are some other famous lavender marriages?

i actually don’t agree to disagree i disagree to disagree because i think you should just agree with me

hey u guys if u give me $100 i will be like oh my god thank you so much!

non-binary twinks are called stinks

should i get my conservative neighbor “you lost lol” flowers?

one thing that i think is so fucking stupid is when we get mad at straight celebrities (or just celebrities who are not out) for “gay baiting” AS IF you had a fucking chance with any of them anyway!! like even IF _____ was gay, you do not have a chance! so just let them be a lil fruity/slutty for us

okay dream fortnite characters: jessica rabbit - shrek/fiona (built in transformation emote) - the whole family from encanto - the kool aid man (as your health goes down the glass breaks) - rupaul - ashley spinelli from recess - regina george

how many of the teenage mutant ninja turtles are queer??

if you could live inside a video game which would you pick and why?

have to stop letting bitches on the internet annoy me but oh my god you bitches are so ANNOYING

wow i just did something so stupid but then caught and fixed it thankfully before anyone else did but WOW please learn to read

ugh i love bisexual guys i wish they were real :(

bitch i just signed for a new apartment and it is soooooooooooo hype

is ur pussy 7+1? because it’s about to be 8

i don’t always post my opinions because the internet runs on people fighting over stupid things and 90% of the time i can understand that we just like different things so you do you and i’ll do me BUT ankle socks are fucking disgusting and there’s nothing less sexy to me in the world thank u

sabrina carpenter x fortnite skin sun sailor moon x jimmy choo rising build a bear x drag race moon

omg had such a good day wow

men are so ugly (except the hot ones)

what if i started making tiktok skits would that be alarming to you guys

Gal Gadot? more like this Gal Gadont know how to act

god is a dj, life is a dancefloor, love is the rhythm, and you’re a stupid little bitch

algorithm on here really understanding that i like butts and i am so grateful for that

telsa is so crazy cause they really made an eco friendly, energy renewable car and then made it so that anyone “woke” enough to care about the environment would never drive one purely out of principle

love the concept of golden retriever boyfriend and black cat girlfriend but actually i more need like a black lab boyfriend because im a white cat girlfriend ???

ugh i hate how easily i cry it’s so embarssssing trying to be cool and chill and then u sob at a painting of a bunch of skeletons dancing

sometimes a man gives you an ick so large it can sail the ocean… and we call that the titan-ick

he’s so my type 😍 (stupid, annoying)

episode of tv show where literally nothing happens we’re just hanging out

nothing should be more than $100

i have the cutest fucking dog on earth and you expect me to leave him so i can WORK!?!????????,,, capitalism has gone too far

9 inches of snow??!? my hole is gunna be freezing

i wanna post ass on here but it’s like is it even worth it for 33 likes ?

i’ve been single so long that it’s like DEFINITELY me!!! like at a certain point it’s like ok i’m the problem

piercings are crazy cause it’s like ouch

reminder that i am perfect the way i am and none of u bitches could ever be me but i guess you’re perfect (in your own like less perfect way) too i guess whatever

CASTING: looking for male identifying person 6ft tall or taller, muscular/sporty build who is available for the next fifty+ years to be my husband. must have a job but it doesn’t have to be a good one as i am rich as fuck.

was just in the middle of trying on outfits for an event i’m going to and i looked over when i was just in my thong and wowwwww it’s perky

you know what annoys the fuck out me? why do i have to wait for a marriage for a man to gift me a diamond ring???? im supposed to get my FIRST gifted diamond ring when im already getting married!?!? boys should be bringing me diamond rings as a first date gift

omg imagine if the moon was real

no like she ate that cause i too wish we could just bake a cake filled with smiles and rainbows and we could all eat it and be happy

can you believe i have ever felt sad??? look how pretty i am sadness should be off limits

sooooo… how are yall travelling with books and not damaging them??

my life is a constant struggle between trying to dress like a normal and being comfy or dressing like a baddie and feeling crazy but knowing i look cawnt

so annoying that it’s like you know?

whatever happened to buying me thousands of dollars worth of shoes

ugh i looked so unbelievably cunt today it was almost offensive