Okay so we are a half hour away from new Dimension 20 season. “Cloudward Ho!”. My prediction is that Brennan will start it off with saying the word “Air”. I just want this out in the world so if I’m right I can gloat. #dimension20 #cloudwardho #brennanleemulligan

Imma take a moment to fanboy over these two because their actually giving me home that America can survive this authoritarian regime. We need leaders like them.

Me: I hate it when people perpetuate the stereotype that submissive men are too invasive and don’t understand social cues. Also me: I’d be really funny to write a parody of “Lean on Me” called “Step on Me”

Gotta love that I’m successfully being gaslit by a cat

MAZ 1/6/16: Goodbye Boiling Water. You will be Myst

MAZ 3/1/16: Tomorrow I'm going to hate myself but tonight I admire my cleverness

MAX 3/28/16: When you say "I don't believe in Batman" a Batman somewhere falls down dead in the middle of a fight with The Riddler

MAZ 4/15/16: I can say, without a reasonable doubt, someone on this sight IS A MURDERER!

MAZ 5/25/16: The party don't start till a balloon dies tragically

MAZ 7/29/16: It's like everyone I talk to has suddenly fallen off the map. I'm more confused than offended. How'd they plan that so well?

MAZ 9/30/16: You can never escape slope

MAZ 10/25/16: That horrible moment when someone goes from the "friend" list to the "avoid like the fucking plague" list.

MAZ 3/8/17: "You hit like a girl!" Ha! Happy International Women's Day Mother F***er!!! That means I hit better than you.

MAZ 3/31/17: When life gives you lemons; you punch life in the face because it knows DAMN WELL that you're allergic to lemons!!!

4/8/17: The trick isn't to ignore the people giving you crap but to cherish the people who don't

MAZ 9/10/17: Can you ketch the passup?

MAZ 7/16/18: Ah, freshly made tea. The sweet taste of "Ow. The back of my throat."

MAZ 7/20/18: Hey... excuse me... you stole my heart. ☺️ You can keep it if you like. Just make sure to not feed it after midnight.

MAZ 8/29/18: Honestly, I love how booping someone's nose is not only a sign of affection but also a show of dominance. Ladies, that’s how you win me over. Boop my nose.

MAZ 11/23/17: Party City; Where the Party Starts Hangover City; Where the Party Ends

MAZ 8/3/15: Tbh

MAZ 8/27/15: After years of stormy sailing, have I finally found the bæ?

MAZ 8/30/15: Sometimes the best friends are the ones who seem like they're off medication at times

MAZ 9/21/15: Why does Social Interaction hate me?

MAZ 9/21/2015: I have two jokes. 1) My acting career, 2) my social life 😂😂😂😂

MAZ 9/17/2017: And once again I find that 5 year old me is allot smarter than 20 year old me

I will now begin to post May past tweets on Bluesky as an act of protest. VIVA LA DUMBBAT!!!

Episode 5 of Star Marked is Out on YouTube and Spotify!!! youtu.be/g6PxjXmQfgw?...

@thomassanders.bsky.social being inspired by Smosh AND Dropout!? That’s like three of my favorite things. Add in him doing a Film Theory about a Starkid Musical while doing cover of an Epic the Musical song and that’s a HOME RUN!

youtu.be/PNH4Z8hPS8U?... I have analyzed my current favorite show. And here’s part one of the video that came out of it. #thedragonprince #claudia #tdpclaudia #claudiatdp #mysteryofaaravos #videoessay

The thing about Twitter versus Bluesky is that the right needs liberals on Twitter to make it feel worthwhile, whereas the left doesn’t need conservatives on Bluesky to make it feel worthwhile.

Pitch: Epic the Musical… but Polka…. Make it a Weird Al Yankovich cover. #epicthemusical #weirdal #polka

@thomassanders.bsky.social just watched your new video. And as a content creator who wants to bring more attention to issues facing people like us. I think you brought up a point that really matters. Creating content to help inform and teach but also to play and lighten the mood.

Well… can’t wait for people to be mad. 😖

youtu.be/dz0b8eqd4H4?... New video up on the channel. Hope you all enjoy. #superhero #podcast #audiodrama #comedy #drama #action

Facts.

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Hear me out, let's leave X for the holidays and if we find something else we like, we don't come back.