Ooh divas it’s aries season 💅

One of those days where I think about Kiki’s Delivery Service and how much I love it and just start crying 😌

Come listen to my 9h 16m long ‘Hey, I saw them at Warped Tour once’ playlist with me while I melt in my 78° office 🫠 (it is only 65° outside rn, but it’s supposed to be 86° today) hangout.fm/dancefloor/C...

Dear Chat: I am having a garden party themed birthday party and need an unhinged event title for the invite. This is the event image. Give me your worst 💜

Well here’s a first: someone catcalling me just insisted they were whistling bird calls???

Goosetav wants you to know *he* is actually your treasure at the end of a rainbow 🪿🌈☘️

hehe I did it

Happy Ides of March to all who celebrate

We are home!!! We loved our honeymoon but we are SO GLAD to be back with our cats and not live in a 90 sq ft ship cabin anymore

I have a bit of internet so please enjoy these pelicans that hang out at our ship each night! They are in fact both eerie and silly little guys!!

We made it to BCS! We are full of very good food! Big day for my life list! See y’all in a week and be good to each other!!!

My wife is now sick so I’m going to go throw my coworker into the Pacific

Still sick. May this cure me 🙏

Good morning to everyone EXCEPT my coworker who’s been sick all week, took only one sick day, and chose not to WFH the other days, and has now gotten me sick 2 days before I leave for my honeymoon! I am immunocompromised- this is bad! The curse I am paying an Etsy witch for will last generations!!!!

Do any of my Bay Area HMJ pals ice skate and if so would you like to go skating with me so I can practice before I throw money at classes again

Oooh it’s time to be avoidant about emails I’m behind on and want to burn it all down and run into a forest about it ☺️

I am not really a blind box diva but I did just find a blind box for Sanrio keychains very similar to my favorite one as a kid (that someone stole from me in 2nd grade!!!) and ohhhh the temptation is too strong

My !wife and I are exactly one week out from our honeymoon!!! We are very excited!!!

Since it seems many of you have received my Valentine bundles, I wanted to share a bit about the cards! This design is a nod to Shadow Ranch- one of my favorite ND games. The flowers are Frances Humber’s favorites and ‘ya-hoo’ is of course our dear Tex! Here is the lino I carved & the final card 🌷

I keep getting invited to “A I in libraries” presentations and I keep rage quitting them because they are INTOLERABLE, and when someone asks why I leave early I just screech like a barn owl

People from the job that gave me PTSD are sending me LinkedIn and Instagram requests and I would like them to please stop 🙂

What if I started a hangout that was just 8 hours of the acclaimed 2004 hit Leave (Get Out) by JoJo

Eating bad fries while sad will in fact make the sad worse because you will also mourn what those fries could have been

Valentines are finally going out and even though they’re late they still count because my love for y’all is not limited to one day of celebration!!! 🩷💜 Also y’all get the last of my manatee stamps so please enjoy them!!

I fear I am falling ill which means I am even more of a soup slut than usual. Enter this (mostly) pantry staple: Red Lentil Soup with Warm Spices 🥣 Forget the whisking and just use an immersion blender or regular blender! Cilantro is optional but delightful! Trust the mint! Eat with bread!!!

Well, we have ants again so I will be throwing my house and myself into the ocean where I will hopefully become a mermaid and not have to deal with ants ever again in my whole damn life

I am in back to back meetings or social engagements all day and after standing outside in rain and 37° weather for two hours I feel like this but also frostbitten and also like I am maybe on fire (negative, not a figure of speech)

We learned how to make a tomato gratin today 🍅

Welp, it is AO3 o’clock, good work today everyone see you tomorrow

My !wife was playing a video game that caught the attention of one our cats, and this cat has continued to watch the TV whenever we turn it on. So now she watches cooking shows with me as I have my morning coffee and it honestly makes me want to cry I love her and this new ritual

Goosetav wants to know if you’ll be his valentine and got you a box of conversation hearts 🩷🩵💚

Fully regressing into my art school undergrad self with late-night lino block carving and lots of Arcade Fire 🫠

Have been photographing initials that match my own (for my actual name) as I work with our collection and figured I should do the same thing for Plum This one was the first I’ve seen in a while that featured animals!

Feeling very “Kim, there’s people that are dying” about my coworker right now

We’re getting emo on the yacht this morning get in hereeee

Bit of rainbow this morning 🌈

Big news: Plum is going up on her meds!!! *airhorns*🎉🍾🥂✨ *swelling orchestra* 🪩🌈🙌💥 *crowds cheering* 💫🎂🏆🪄 *confetti falling from sky*

Did you know that you can just eat an assortment of dips for lunch and no one on god’s green earth can stop you

Gonna be riding the high of 5 minutes at the DJ Fishbob set for as long as I can 🪩✨🌈

I love my wedding dress so much and I would love to wear it again but there’s nowhere to wear it? But it’s so beautiful and makes me feel so beautiful? Someone please invent a reason that will allow me to wear it again

It is nigh 10:00pm and unfortunately I have ‘Skeleton Boy’ stuck in my head so I fear I must simply dance it out 😔 youtu.be/nIEbdCI-YFA

They will not be ready in time to get to you by Valentine’s Day (I think), but I would still like to send y’all valentines and some little treats!! 💜 Please DM me your address if you’d like one 🌷🌼🌻

Taking a 45 min. lunch because I’m just a girl with a headache and a coworker who eats chips louder than anyone I’ve ever known ever

Oooh I get to play “is this an aftershock or am I hallucinating earthquakes” on a Monday morning 🥰

welp, time for all of us to go home and be nice to ourselves!!!! I’ve decided for everyone pls tell your bosses you’re welcomeeeeee

I want to plug the 5 Calls app/website to make calling your reps easy. They provide the phone numbers and a script for each issue, if you’d like one. If you have phone anxiety, every office I call has an option to leave a message if you don’t want to talk to someone and I imagine (and hope) most do

Itching for a new tattoo but can’t financially commit to what I really want right now, so I’m considering getting this phrase from the bread bag of one of my favorite bakeries because 1) bread ❤️😭❤️ and 2) I am an east bay girlie do you think they’d give me free bread for life

In like, April 2025 I was listening to Shostakovich at work and now everyone thinks I am just always listening to Shostakovich, and this feels like the one time in middle school I said I liked owls and then got owl related gifts for 15 years 🦉

It feels specifically homophobic to me, an Emily Brontë fangirl, to have to watch the Wuthering Heights trailer every time I want to watch my gay hockey show