Taking a 45 min. lunch because I’m just a girl with a headache and a coworker who eats chips louder than anyone I’ve ever known ever

Oooh I get to play “is this an aftershock or am I hallucinating earthquakes” on a Monday morning 🥰

welp, time for all of us to go home and be nice to ourselves!!!! I’ve decided for everyone pls tell your bosses you’re welcomeeeeee

I want to plug the 5 Calls app/website to make calling your reps easy. They provide the phone numbers and a script for each issue, if you’d like one. If you have phone anxiety, every office I call has an option to leave a message if you don’t want to talk to someone and I imagine (and hope) most do

Itching for a new tattoo but can’t financially commit to what I really want right now, so I’m considering getting this phrase from the bread bag of one of my favorite bakeries because 1) bread ❤️😭❤️ and 2) I am an east bay girlie do you think they’d give me free bread for life

In like, April 2025 I was listening to Shostakovich at work and now everyone thinks I am just always listening to Shostakovich, and this feels like the one time in middle school I said I liked owls and then got owl related gifts for 15 years 🦉

It feels specifically homophobic to me, an Emily Brontë fangirl, to have to watch the Wuthering Heights trailer every time I want to watch my gay hockey show

Feeling both hot and sad is such a powerful combination

Happy birthcation to THE @halfmoonjoe.com !!! Our favorite LLC!!!! Your VODs are a great source of joy for me, and joining your streams always feel like catching up with friends. Thank you for creating such a welcoming and safe space, and a wonderful community of great humans. 💜🌈

Today was fucking hard. I feel like I have a black hole growing in my chest. Please share with me something that brought you even the smallest amount of joy today. Your joy brings me joy 💜

where is the full-time job where I can just watch videos of bats eating fruit all day

Dissociating at work to the gay hockey soundtrack it’s fine I swear

They are trying to rope me into hating on other people and I just have no interest in it!!!! The people I hate are the ones fucking up our world, not Janet who voiced a milquetoast opinion at lunch What a fucking exhausting way to live. I am exhausted by trying to be made an accomplice in it

Got an extremely targeted ad for a sweatshirt with a fun design that says “soup slut” on it and I fear I need it and also would not have the courage to wear it anywhere but damn I love soup

It’s the moooooost wonderful tiiiiime of the year!!! 🗡️🕵️🥀

“Your call is important to us, we will be with you momentarily.” *deafens me with incredibly loud but pleasant hold music*

Conveniently, I was EXTREMELY depressed in 2016 (shout out to not being properly medicated AND getting cheated on!!!) so I have zero photos of me from that year, but as I think about that time in my life I’m feeling really fucking grateful to have made it to today, to be here with y’all 💜

It’s become clear to me a colleague is incredibly mean and judgmental because they think they’re better/smarter than everyone else. They have this weird fixation on us being friends (we’re not) and throw a fit when I push back. It’s so tiring and I am reaching the end of my rope

apparently at the workplace holiday party we had a two truths and a lie thing and as they’ve just revealed the answers I’ve learned this was part of someone’s entry halloooooo

Just submitted it 🫠 Gonna need to lie on the floor for a few hours but would also like some champagne to celebrate getting it done

Highly recommend getting yourself a highland cow calendar for work even if you don’t use paper calendars at work because looking at cows is nice

Saw my absolute fucking doorknob former boss at the grocery store tonight!!! Almost blacked out!! Something about that!!

Damn, some people really would’ve never survived a MySpace top 8

Seems like it will be renewed!!! There’s a hiring freeze currently, but that may be lifted by the end of the year which is when my contract is technically up

Might find out if my contract gets renewed this morning! Might not!!! Who can know??????

I am late to the StoryGraph game, but please do add me if you’d like! app.thestorygraph.com/profile/plum... I’m going to try to add the folks who’ve posted their links in the past couple of days but may not be very thorough/successful in my efforts!! Feel free to add your link in the comments 😊

Did you know no one can stop you from drinking a cocktail on your couch with a heating pad on your back

Me: I should go to bed early so I can be rested for my first day back to work My body: what if you couldn’t sleep at all and you felt like a train ran you over instead wouldn’t that be fun

Hello I would like to request a social media platform where I can share soup recipes with the greater HMJ Chat ONLY This is a fuckos only account!!

If you would like a very simple, very quick, very delicious soup recipe, I present to you this Potato Leek Soup! Could easily be modified to be vegan, also extremely delish with crumbled bacon as a garnish. Get at that gift link, soup divas 🎁🥄

Feels like a good time to remind each other of these tools: 5calls.org (also available as an app) resist.bot (or text ‘resist’ to 50409) www.commoncause.org/find-your-re...

Happy new year from me, my !wife, and our 2025 and 2026 lemon pigs 🍋🐷✨

Wake up babe, new Goosetav fit just dropped ✨🥂🍾 cc: @ro-the-mo.bsky.social

Was very tired of my old hairstyle. Changed it up to a very different cut. Can’t tell if I’m regretting it or just not used to seeing myself like this. Might just go bald later idk

Cookin’ up a shadow ranch-themed valentine for y’all 👀

LinkedIn is just Business Facebook with a dash of MLM and utterly unusable at this point, but they’ve instilled in me a simmering unease that deleting it will cost me in the future. Please sign my petition to instead do literally anything else for networking and send LI to the 8th circle of hell

Confirmed GAYYYYY!!!! (This would have been obvious to me if I had actually read the blurb on Libby 🙃)

Very engrossed in this dark fantasy/folk/horror book and I think it might also be GAYYYY?????

feelin’ the sunday scaries about the entirety of 2026

Merry Christmas to my HMJ pals 🎄❤️✨I hope today is joyful in anyway that is meaningful to you!!!

It’s 1:47am, do you know where your ants are? (they’re in my kitchen)

Chat, I somehow had ants infest my baking cupboard within the last 2 hours and they got my huge unopened bag of granulated sugar!!!! Shout out to my corner store for being open this late on Christmas Eve and also to this diva for keeping the rest of my ingredients ant-free (not spon but please spon)

Read yet again by poomang poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...

happee thursdee

Florence really came for the ex-Catholics with the “I do not find worthiness a virtue” line, huh

Folks who have recovered/are recovering from burnout: how?????

Goosetav is ready for cold-weather shenanigans ❄️

I……. am gonna go make another pot of coffee……. poomang.com/en/t/mytree_...

Love when I open up a new book to read and there’s a map at the front of it. Give me all the world building!!!

Honest to god how is today not Friday, there have been so many days in this week