I keep forgetting to use this.

Receiving texts for a 10% off Black Friday sale... just spit in my face, why don't you.

I come on here to hype some people, reply to some shit, then hop my ass back over to Twitter out of comfort. But this WILL be the place I land... when more features are added.

The edibles aren't hitting hard enough. I need a lobotomy.

The texture of fairy bread pisses me off. Be fucking serious.

Dark humor to cope with The Horrors? Fucking around and finding out for the plot? DELICIOUS.

It's crazy how I haven't eaten anything all day and have a killer migraine. Such a mystery why that is.

God, I just hate J*red L*to so much.

Some sourdough bread with butter and sea salt would hit so hard right now.

She's GAW-JUSSS.

Something about being weird with someone is 🤌

The ability to block an entire list of terrible people with two clicks? Efficient and sexy as fuck. Spit in my mouth, Bluesky.

// That spacing better be centered bc I damn near broke my back to do it. But, hi. <3

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A lot of moving pieces currently.

Eating Taco Bell as my pre-dinner meal while dinner cooks. Just girly things.

It's genuinely maddening to listen to people talk about things they know nothing about and say you're wrong, when you have experience or an expertise in the topic they're discussing.

The peace on Bluesky has made Twitter seem WORSE.

Slang trends are so fascinating to me because all of the sudden, everyone around me will be saying a word/phrase I've never heard before, then a few months later, nobody is using it anymore. How does society decide when one is or isn't relevant? What is the life cycle of a popular phrase?

A melty, gooey chocolate chip cookie would fix everything wrong in my brain.

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀A good night, documented. 👼 ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

If I lived in a multi-level home ("treehouse" style?) where I had to walk down 20+ stairs to the backyard area, I'd for sure tumble a time or two. Especially first thing in the morning; tired as hell, taking the dogs out. That's a safety hazard.

Love noticing details about people I overlooked before. You have freckles on your shoulders. There's a bit of hazel in your eyes. Such wonderfully unique features to appreciate.

For my fellow FL/RP/Parody accts who would like to block or mute any Tr*mp supporters — follow this link and hit subscribe bsky.app/profile/did:...

Repost if you’re a parody account.💙

I actually like not seeing views because it's not my business how many people have perceived me.

Can't. Upload. GIFs. ✍🏻

I lived long enough to see people saying Ryan Reynolds isn't funny. I used to pray for times like these.

Spot on.

We've watched Madagascar three times today. By "we" I mean I chose to watch Madagascar three times because my son is 7 months old and can't make that choice yet.

I just want to engage with people that love books again

Poking around.