The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

This wouldn't be happening if Leslie Knope was in charge.

My top tops for saving money on fuel: 1. Carpool with others 2. Don't start an illegal war with Iran 3. Work from home when possible

Anyone who buys Meta glasses im just gonna assume is either an industry plant or has 3 brain cells

This "expert" can fuck right off www.rnz.co.nz/news/busines...

If multinational corporations could stop doing horrific and reprehensible things while our society and communities suffer that would be great thanks

Deleting all things Google. F that company

Imagine eating McDonald's with a fascist instead of partying with flavor flav

My Wife: did you just eat the last 3 cookies? Me:

Monday motivation

Aww who hurt the Billionaires that they felt they needed a match?

Imagine a world where Billionaires built libraries for kids instead of that other stuff to kids

*Trump saying some of the most batshit crazy, insane and dangerous things ever been said by a leader of a country The Media: "Trump gives a powerful speech at Davos"

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

It all makes sense

Babe wake up, the US is destabilising foreign interests again

Its always about Oil.

Nye 2025: "next year is gonna be my year" *wakes up in 2026 and immediately falls down a few stairs "2027 is gonna be my year!"

Time magazines person of the year is most likely to be one of the worst people in society

Fuck it. I'll pay for Limewire

If life gives you lemons, thats socialism and the capitalists will be upset you were not charged full price

Ratatouille is the best movie ever made and I won't be taking questions

I wasn't even part of the protest and got a Soros check

A good friend once said to me "A wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom" and that still resonates with me today

All over New Zealand are public toilets with automatic doors, water etc and a voice that tells you how long you're allowed, but what's funny is they all play an instrumental version of Burt Bacharach's "what the world needs now is love" #newzealand

Out of all the cringy stuff posted on Instagram, American conservatives post the cringiest. Like stop being weird.

Me: hey what's the date of my mother in-laws birthday? My brain: "alright stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new invention, something grabs hold me tightly, flow like a harpoon daily and nightly..."

Me: im not interested Instagram: okay here are 17 more reels exactly like it

All this to protect a pedofile is absolutely insane.

Ai is gonna get worse before it gets better

Okay so this Kinnu app is neat

Has Luxon read the facts? #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Always remember, Trump referred to Gaza as "great real estate "

I feel like Microsoft teams is a social experiment to test people's breaking point

*Lying on my sons bed telling him the greatest story ever told: “You see, Cole Trickle wasn’t a conventional race car driver so Harry had to bring him in line because he kept burning up the tires”

Release the Epstein files Lock them up for life

The reason Trump is coming after Clinton and Obama is because she’s a woman and he’s black. Thats it.

This headline is what we were all thinking

Paddy went out at wrote the worst possible take ever www.stuff.co.nz/society/3607...

I asked my toddler how she wanted her toast cut and she said into 5s and I honestly have no idea how to do it

Me: hey Kewpie I’d love to use all the mayo in the bottle Makers of said bottle: fuck off

MAGA seem pretty upset the newly elected Pope cares about other people

Every Grand designs episode: “our budget was 5.5 million but we somehow spent 8.3 million”

Catholic priests around the world are paying their respects to the passing of the Pope by refraining from any sexual assaults on minors for 7 days

How’s having kids you ask? I’ve changed 5 poops between 2 kids and it’s only 3pm

One of the richest Women on the planet went on a space uber then claimed “we’re all in this together”

I can tell I’m getting old because today I was shopping online and said to my wife “hey this is a nice clock”

I still can’t grasp how the British spent centuries conquering exotic lands, and trading goods for spices only to end up with unseasoned mushy peas

He’s not a New Zealander you fucking bootlickers, he bought a visa www.nzherald.co.nz/business/pet...