I know everybody on the internet personally on a first name basis. its true

FUCK YALL!!! IM RICH!!!!$

Sissy hypnosis can ruin lives. Imagine what happens when a father of 4, struggling to pay rent, with a sick wife, gets affected?

Life is so good spectacular

Am I Chop Hoe or Sigma?

That was really close

Why we got the dentist in the family group chat I'm crying

if trans women arent women then how come my friend Gavin's dog who doesn't like women tried to kill me last Sunday

Hi new followers

In the club snoozing off that chamomile and lavender. feeling kinda sleepy. Recently ive noticed i cant get hard anymore

Shopping malls are like a real life bullet hell. these bitches just walking wherever they please

men with mullets be like my name is Gilbert and i like geocaching and having sex with my girlfriend but the only problem is i dont cum

@wangleline.bsky.social our names are like the evil versions of each other

I want to make it clear When I react to your message with the fire emoji I'm not saying that I agree I'm actually trying to light it in flames and get it off my screen

I can't stop sending my boyfriend these stupid fucking AI emojis

My seriously jolly and light-hearted dog

My seriously stupid dog

Does anybody have money for Uber i crashed my car trying to give road head while driving

I'm gonna fuck the shit out of this banhmi sexually with my cock

on the computer. think im gonna click around some folders. maybe open a file. the night is young

Smoking that weed that makes you high 🔥

just made a new image

need to finish this fucking album man

How did I gain 200 followers overnight. What is this

asked the cashier for lactose free milk at the cafe today and she started swatting me away from the counter like a misbehaving cat and all the workers linked hands around me in a circle and screamed Nightmare nightmare nightmare

also death to israel

i dont really love this platform so please follow me on ig @evangelinestuff :-)

i'm so glad it's this and not mastodon

Oh just cooling with kevin...

just got my first consultation for bottom surgery. it's in 2026. starting to feel more and more like this is out of reach

i think i'm shadowbanned on twitter D:

Never krill yourself

It was completely unknown to me until today that there's like this huge microcosm of trans women on Twitter who vehemently hate trans men and people who are percievedly "luckier" than they are re transitioning

Charlie update

Wow ok cool. Hi

Ich liebe Musikproduktion #Bonobo