I'm so glad I switched from iPhone

* Taps Mic* Is this thing on?

#ReelConnections They might know your love languages, but do they know the difference in your movie needs? What movies would you add for: #JumpScareJoyride

I get to share #TheCrow with my Spooky Goth Baddie tonight who's never seen it. Now she loves #horrormovies, but not big on action flicks. So we are going to pair the -vibes- of the movie, with a dash of personal lore, and #didjano Didjano that Brandon Lee's Chinese name means "Little Dragon"

Calling All Horror Fans! Who is the BEST Final Girl? My vote is Laurie Strode! #FinalGirl #horror

Doing a playtest For the TTRPG of @egregoremedia.bsky.social. "Any Character, any Setting, any Time." Tonight: The Hat Man 1984 Salem, Virginia twitch.tv/swayfm RIGHT NOW!

My beard is immaculate, yes. However it is full of sin.

Do you enjoy #horror? Do you like guys with beards? What about deep dives into lore? Do you listen to spooky stories to go to sleep? Well. Episode 1 is coming soon... www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8258e5x/

Doing research for our podcast episode on The Hat Man, tonight! @egregoremedia.bsky.social is the #horror and storytelling podcast. Starting April 1st. Do you have any experiences seeing The Hat Man or other shadow people?

Coming Soon... If you have any story submissions or interview suggestions just let us know! @egregoremedia.bsky.social

I'm going to do a series on DEEP SEA #HORROR! What #movies do I HAVE to cover?? Credibility Credits: Former Submariner 😉

And today 2/28/25 Federal Workers received yet another oblivious and threatening email from OPMusk.

2/28/25 The NEW Email from OPMusk

Hail to the King, baby!

I started recording and narrating the US Constitution. Gonna call it Patriot #ASMR Just to watch the MAGAts cry because they don't get to love the Constitution anymore because they don't believe it's Constitutional.

🚨 #Scam Alert 🚨

#HorrorSky #Halloween

I'll take another 6000 episodes of #SoloLeveling and #KaijuNo8 Holy hell they're just gorgeous. What should I watch next?

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

New Episode! www.finding-ok.com/healing-is-a...

Checking out the #Tubi lineup for the first time as a #Horror guy and I gotta say... Have you SEEN their categories?? Cryptid Hunting Adventures? Anthony Mackie Fan Club? Horrific Sea Creatures? Y'all, I think the commercials might be worth it.

What's your Top 4: MONSTER MOVIES

Too. Little. Too. Late. ✨

I'm sure this is just a butchered misquote so if someone knows where my brain pulled this from, mention the original please.

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

For 72hrs Only! #BlackcraftCult is telling us how they really feel! Buy one for that special person in your life on Valentine's Day.

Tonight! Our mini-series of #Wanderhome sadly comes to a close! This will not be the last time we visit the #Haeth though, I definitely want to revisit this setting/system again! Catch on #Twitch (or catch up on #YouTube)! Twitch.tv/ravnosarchon

When I was in my Benadryl induced haze last night from what is most likely Covid... I was thinking of what I want the MMC's powerset to be. Limitations, feats etc. I wanted him to get his powers from an Eldritch Abomination. Shadows, galactic void, tentacles. Then I realized what I had done.

Would you read this? Heavy on the 🌶 Heavy on the 🔪☠️

I'm tired of BIG superhero movies. Like Spider-Man in space. Spider-Man vs Sinister Six: Portal Edition Fuck that. Give me a 2hr movie of the longest ever as Spidey shows us why we call him the friendly NEIGHBORHOOD Spider-Man. Like 2hrs of: Real Time Spidey Footage

It's me, I'm the masc voice in "Snuggleslut" Ya got me. IYKYK

#NowWatching Getting to introduce The Kiwi to 'THE CURSE OF LA LLORONA' 2019 #horror Urban Legends. Curses. Ghosts. Stay Spooky my friends.

You know when you get the flu, get hyped on DayQuil and then make lipsync TikToks... You know right? Just me?

Maybe I should write smut, but clever smut. Smut for Change? Revolutionary Romance? Monster Fuckers for Freedom? Orgasms Against Oligarchy? Like every villain is They Every hero is Us.

They never watched Minority Report because they thought it was a report on minorities. They never read the book, because it was a book.

Ban porn and I swear on all the things Unholy that I will write the dirtiest, raunchiest smut that will flood the halls of government in the sins of their kindles.

Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.

Choose the Form of The Destructor!

What's a classic (public domain) story that needs an audio book?

Ooof, the automod was quick with it. I commented, went to notifications and BOOM. It was immediate. We don't protect Nazis in his country. But our Govt does.

We didn't win WW2 Not hard enough. -Former US Navy Submariner -Former NSA SIGINT Analyst

If you see this, post a robot.

I should do ASMR readings of the Constitution of these United States of America. #asmr

I bet @altnps.bsky.social would NEVER be caught doing this. Y'all might be the only good Feds left. Y'all hiring?

I feel like you should just be able to ask people "Hey, so how do you feel about Nazis?" I asked DoJ Law Enforcement Officer that exact question and he said, "I'd rather not answer those questions." Hey @altnps.bsky.social, Y'all are still Feds for the People How do Y'ALL feel about Nazis?

Spider-Man just quipped to his Villains, "What dating app did you two meet on, BURGLR?" I cackled. #spiderman

BREAKING -- Trump says he's kicking undocumented immigrants out of Social Security. One small problem, though -- undocumented immigrants are ALREADY ineligible for Social Security benefits. You know, because they don't have Social Security numbers. Because they're undocumented.

Perfectly captured.

Welcome to the Golden Age of Dipshittery.