WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.

Did irreversible damage

911? I would like to make a report of an attack on a bad bitch 🤣😂

Most of the people calling Kendrick Lamar’s album trash barely finished high school … so I get it thinking is really hard for you 🤣🤣😂🤣

Adore

Sending My Love

Bam Bam

Happy Feelins

Coating chicken in cake batter and then frying it is absolutely VILE

Did parents in the 80s really let their kids roam freely or was it just in movies.

Yeahhh…it’s time for me to throw a Ring camera up on my account because the scammers have arrived

All of this just feels like a nightmarish SNL skit

Be strategically planning my appointments to make my hair stretch across any upcoming holidays/events 🤣🤣

Sure don’t. That’s why I just had to go ahead and just loc my hair up.

I mean they voted against banning slavery as well so this went hand in hand with that choice

Are you being held hostage?

Never even asked my mother for help, straight up told her just to send me the documents and let me figure it out from there My first year having to do FAFSA had me stressed but it got easier after that

Totally Spies

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Hey ya'll! How ya'll doing!? I been saying this all day! 😂 #blacksky

I mean…he is a white man so I assume all of them support the orange corpse 🤷🏾‍♀️ But his wife is a weirdo as well so it tracks

She been saying this for the last 5 years

The way I requested Zbucks for every holiday and birthday 🤣🤣

A gorilla

They are going to have the wedding guests march from Selma to Montgomery to reach the wedding venue

Darwinism at its finest because they won’t trust doctors but they will trust artificial intelligence to diagnose them They going to panic when that AI tells them they have 30 minutes

Oh?

Truly is the seaweed of the dirt

Literally…like they were a figment of someone’s imagination

EXACTLY

Unplugging the whole fridge and walking away

Only to get hired and get through probation/training then I hit the switch on them

Exactly why I have stressed to my mother to not click a damn thing and to immediately delete but some old people are hardheaded

WFH is a blessing I do not take for granted. 🙌🏽

Wayne don’t even spit his bars no more, he swallows them. He hasn’t had a coherent performance in some time.

As a cheesecake connoisseur I rebuke this take

I truly dislike his funeral procession ass music

What team? WILDCATS 🗣️

Earthbender

We got all these food recalls and people out here ordering seafood boils off of the clock app?!?!

The collard greens got to go

A grilled cheese with strawberry jam and bacon

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Bless her heart…may she get the career she desires

As ice cream I like it but otherwise it’s a no for me

They need to head over to that clock app and join Beg Tok…they real charitable over there

I have given up learning because I just look like I’m doing the drunken shuffle