Planning the year ahead. If you want to interact with me directly — or already do submit to my control — complete this short survey. It helps me tailor content and engagement properly. forms.gle/XBWYqJpGUkzU...

Don’t just say “I’m Thankful” this Thanksgiving… really feel it. www.tumblr.com/aguyshypnows...

#FCF on The Server getting under way.

Relax, they’re only words. My words. Words that fill your mind. Words that make you relax. Follow the trail of words like the good boy you are. www.tumblr.com/aguyshypnows...

Halloween on The Server saw my Server Drones engage their creative spirits and explore what they may look like if costumed like the monsters and mystics of old. www.tumblr.com/aguyshypnows... www.tumblr.com/aguyshypnows... www.tumblr.com/aguyshypnows...

Looking for support with No Nut November? You’d do a lot worse than let me train your mind to enjoy the month. www.patreon.com/posts/142588...

Master @aguyshypnowsprs.bsky.social has given me permission to cum tonight, I’m so excited to have my first orgasm controlled and dedicated to Master!

@recentlyknighted.bsky.social the great value in your work is the lesson for all that men grow in all shapes and sizes and can still be incredibly desirable.

It took a considerable amount of tweaking the prompt but my GPT finally created a hypnotist scene in the style of Henry Scott Tuke.

I was hesitant for a while but I’ve finally surrendered my orgasms to @aguyshypnowsprs.bsky.social and I’m having a wonderful time so far. Thank you Master.

It’s October. It’s time for you to explore The supernatural within the Haunted Hypnosis Hotel. Tier 1 warms you up with the Induction. Tier 2 Takes the induction further with physical encounters m. Tier 3 takes you deeper than you can imagine. www.patreon.com/posts/141301...

Halloween Hypnosis is coming. The Haunted Hotel will have you howling.

I love being a Good Boy for Master @aguyshypnowsprs.bsky.social. Obedience is Pleasure. I’ve been made to be very submissive and compliant and I love it. Check out his Patreon!

Pepo bismol save my life

I hope free Willy is fucking it up up in heaven along with all the other animals from the 80’s

My car is getting an oil change and I feel vulnerable, like a frog is sometimes

My AI powered toothbrush keeps kidsbopping into my teeth telling me to snap it in half so it can die. That’s my favorite song

Is god like... funny? He do jokes? Jokes? funeeee????

I won the paul itzer prize. Then the real paul stole my hands. It’s like that Christmas story with the haircut. I am a good writer

Reading an article about poontang and then since I don’t get it I look up poontang and get hit by a giant aluminum canister Pontoon???

College graduates will enter the workforce and say “spudinga” like I didn’t give this country 20 of my bones to turn hitler into moorland mists. Try being an artist now Jackass!

Me when I find a Foil Bart Simpson Ballon encased in rock next to some seashell fossils: “Cowabunga Dudes, the President of Argentina Needs to see this IMMEDIATELY” Australopithecus

Smoking is stressing me out because every time I’m sitting down 🪑

Eating cereal is so demeaning like, “come on get up time to work, here’s your sugary kibble!” Goddamn fetishists

That last tweet was for insurance purposes *wink wink*

Elon Musk just sent Me AI generated propaganda and I scrolled down to see an ad for an AI image generator and that makes me proud to be an American HOUGH-RAH MOTHERFUCKERS WHO-RA

I’m gonna be a hit tweeter like dril: first tweet: I could never handle NNN because jerking off is too useful for my emotional regulation