None of the adults from my Catholic school days posted on Facebook about the new pope which is my indication that he is probably at least half-decent

I hate the phrase ‘olive skin’… like have you guys even seen what olives look like??

Kansas City is a time capsule of 2014

he’s a little drummer

Smug as a bug

ISTG PPL NEED TO GET OFF KORRA’S CASE!!!!!! she probably fucking died trying to prevent the cataclysm!!! also she’s just ONE PERSON and A HUMAN BEING!!! even the avatar can’t always save everything/everyone!!! I WILL DEFEND KORRA TO MY DYING BREATH

The last day of my favorite Pokemon: #1: Cubone It's called the lonely Pokemon. And it just misses its mom :( 999999/10.

Day 7 of my favorite Pokemon: Lechonk Look how fucking cute. Also, Lebron + chonk? 10/10.

Day 6 of my favorite Pokemon: Breloom "FREE LUIGI WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE" - Breloom, probably. 10/10

Day 5 of my favorite Pokemon: #5: Mudkip Eight-year-old me always picked Mudkip as my starter in Ruby. 10/10

Day 4 of my favorite Pokemon: Kabuto Just a void in a hard shell with not a thought behind those eyes. 10/10

Day 3 of my favorite Pokemon: Exeggcute It's literally eggs. And a portmanteau of 'eggs' and 'execute'. Did I mention its literally just eggs? 10/10.

Day 2 of my favorite Pokemon: Klawf Of all the crab Pokemon, this one looks the most bewildered. 10/10.

Day 1 of my favorite Pokemon: Charjabug It's a bug, shaped like a loaf of bread. And it shoots electricity. 10/10.

If you don’t think reading comprehension is declining in America, then I insist you try to make any purchase on Facebook marketplace.

Been having fun looking through the 10¢ bins at Vintage Stock to start my Pokemon collection.

POV: Charlie’s phone if he had thumbs to doomscroll and more than one brain cell

Me every time I check LinkedIn:

The etymology of my cat Stevie’s nicknames

I’d rather email Xi Jingping a txt file of my entire genome sequence and a picture of my butthole before I ever join Threads.

Part of making dinner in a crockpot is bragging about how many hours it was on Low as if it required any effort or persistence.

The cereal aisle isn’t what I remember

I’m just now getting into DnD and musicals at 31 years old because I was sports-pilled as a child

It was a pain to put together but look how cute this book nook is

I really like Lord of the Rings

Baldur’s Gate is significantly better with the infinite party mod. And I’ve played 3 campaigns of unmodded bg3

One of my spouse’s cousins named her baby with the initials ERM and ordered a sandwich called ‘the grinder’ with a straight face. They’re chronically offline if you couldn’t tell

My review of Wicked: It’s Cabaret, kidz bop edition

I can count on one hand the number of Republicans who’d be willing to try biryani. The libs are out of touch.

I’m writing a fantasy novel but all the character names are from the NBA

Have you ever sat down at a restaurant, unexpectedly got a live musician start playing, and actually enjoyed it? Be serious

Do you get absolutely grossed out when you accidentally touch the wheels of your luggage when trying to unzip it or are you normal?

If I was gay, my ultimate ick would be men at restaurants who say “I could’ve made a steak better than this!”

Idc what the excuse is. There’s no reason why airplane windows shouldn’t line up perfectly with the seats

A fun game is to see how many days/weeks/months you can last without bringing up the weather in small-talk

Maturing is realizing rdr2 is the best game ever made even if it’s not your favorite game

Let me be the first on this app to state that horses are scary