I know that today is supposed to be for soft cocks, but sometimes sticking to the rules can get crazy hard.

“Are you wearing the God—“ “The Godzilla boxer briefs from Old Navy? Yeah, I am. But probably not for much longer.” #SoftCockSaturday

Lemme see your bush.

Girls rule, boys drool. #WetWednesday

Girls rule, boys drool. #WetWednesday

Out: Shake Shack. In: shake sack. (Also I apologize for this profoundly stupid caption.) #MonochromeMonday

Exhausted from shoveling snow all afternoon but I rallied for #SundayCumday.

Blizzard conditions outside but my hard cock feels nice and toasty.

Alexa, play “Limp” by Fiona Apple. #SoftCockSaturday #SCS

My impression of a reeeeeally broken metronome. #FatCockFriday

My impression of a broken metronome. #FatCockFriday

I missed #MonochromeMonday and #TummyTuesday earlier this week so I’m multitasking for #Fursday.

It’s a big drip on a #WetWednesday (sung to the tune of Billy Idol’s “White Wedding”).

It’s fine. I was gonna wash my pillowcase tomorrow anyway. #SundayCumday

Just lying in bed and thinking that I should get up but my body thought I meant “get it up” so now here we are.

“I saw a hot guy I follow post a pic for #SoftCockSaturday, so I posted a pic for #SoftCockSaturday.” —me if I was a character in Mean Girls #SCS

Thinking outside the boxer briefs. #FatCockFriday #FCF

Fuzzy from the nip to the grip. #Fursday

My cock is basically a string instrument. #WetWednesday

See a ring, post a ring. 💫 (But make it #TummyTuesday and #TesticleTuesday too.)

Feels kinda disingenuous to post this on #TummyTuesday when the requisite tummy is basically a side character.

My favorite black-and-white movie is Raging Pull. #MonochromeMonday #MCM

If you see this, quote a picture of your bush. (Hopefully videos are cool too!)

That thing where you’re trying to edge but you do a whoopsie instead. #SundayCumday

Cold hands, warm balls.

Posting for #FatCockFriday on Saturday because I am chaos.

Also it’s #Fursday.

Morning wood but make it evening (because I just woke up from one of those accidental pre-dinner lemme-close-my-eyes-for-five-minutes oh-shit-it’s-three-hours-later naps hard as hell and ready to rock).

Is #ToyTuesday a thing? Because I’m feeling very #ToyTuesday today.

My hard cock is almost as purple as the T-shirt in the background, but I’m posting this on #MonochromeMonday so you’ll just have to take my word for it. #MCM

Good to the last splotch. #SundayCumday

My post-holiday brain is so fried that I’ve had to check my phone to see what day it is every day this week except for today because today is obviously #FatCockFriday.

This #Fursday contains partial nudity.

Memorializing my first boner of 2026.

Fireworks aren’t allowed in my neighborhood so I’m shooting off some precum instead. Happy New Year! #WetWednesday

POV: You ordered the #TummyTuesday platter with pit and tit on the side.

Getting erectly to the point. #MonochromeMonday

Today is National Short Film Day, so here’s one I directed a few hours ago. #SundayCumday

Update from yesterday: Post-Christmas depression is starting to hit hard… but not as hard as MY LEAKY COCK haha jk idk.

Thankful that we have #FatCockFriday to help delay post-Christmas depression by 24 hours.

I’m dreaming of a wet Christmas. #ThirstyThursday

Dirty Reddit is testing me.

Looks like Christmas precame a little early this year. #WetWednesday

Boldly going where no man has gone before. #TesticleTuesday

Man with chest hair checking in.

Coming to grips with myself. (And almost cumming.) #MonochromeMonday #MCM

So #SundayCumday was a messy success.

After #SoftCockSaturday comes #StiffCockSaturdayNight.

Alexa, play “Soft Serve” by Soul Coughing. #SoftCockSaturday #SCS

So plump it slumps. #FatCockFriday #FCF