Ivan Oozer 🔞
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Appreciator of brawny beards, fuzzy forearms, hairy chests and happy trails. Drip laugh love.
❌ Stop, Drop and Roll ✅ Thrust, Drip and Rub
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It’s
#SaturdayPrecumday
so the drinks are literally on me.
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It’s
#SaturdayPrecumday
so the drinks are literally on me.
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Down under.
#FatCockFriday
#FCF
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Boobs with the fur (with the fur).
#Fursday
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Call me Carrie cuz I’m plugging it up. (This counts as a
#Humpday
post, right?)
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Keeping a ho profile.
#TummyTuesday
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Feels weird that the first day of Pride Month falls on
#MonochromeMonday
, so maybe just imagine that my cock is leaking rainbows instead of precum?
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Dropping flaccid for
#SoftCockSaturday
.
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This year National Heat Awareness Day falls on
#FatCockFriday
. Coincidence? I think not.
#FCF
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You’re salivating because it’s National Hamburger Day. I’m salivating because it’s
#Fursday
. We are not the same.
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đź’§đź’§đź’§ (out of four)
#WetWednesday
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Can't remember if it's
#TummyTuesday
or
#TittyTuesday
or
#TouchYourJunkTuesday
around here, so I decided to post something that encompasses all three.
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My favorite black-and-white movie is Spankinweenie.
#MonochromeMonday
#MCM
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I didn’t even know it could make shapes.
#SundayCumday
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Alexa, play “From a Distance” by Bette Midler.
#FatCockFriday
#FCF
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I like
#Fursday
so I put a ring on it.
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It’s actually
#TummyTuesday
but my cock thinks it’s
#PrecummyTuesday
.
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I feel like
#MonochromeMonday
makes my precum look a little classier than usual.
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I came, I growled, I posted.
#SundayCumday
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Today is International Kangaroo Care Awareness Day. Related to that, I’ve got something you can hop on.
#FatCockFriday
#FCF
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Beard, chest hair, happy trail, pubes, even a lil armpit tease? That might be a
#Fursday
royal flush!
24 days ago
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Are we all supposed to be checkpointing our boners today or…
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Special thanks to
#MonochromeMonday
for successfully hiding that one gray pube that I always forget to tweeze.
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That feeling when you absolutely need to cum.
#SundayCumday
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Chubthumping.
#FatCockFriday
#FCF
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Getting high on my own supply.
#Fursday
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Happy Star Wars Day! Here’s my impression of Mace Windu’s purple lightsaber.
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I’m going to need a moment.
#SundayCumday
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Getting a grip on
#FatCockFriday
.
#FCF
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It's
#Fursday
, so feel free to rub your face against any and all relevant areas.
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Bare midriff but also bear midriff.
#TummyTuesday
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Quote with a pic (or video) of your veiny cock.
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My favorite black-and-white movie is Sunset Boulehard.
#MonochromeMonday
#MCM
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My favorite thing about
#SoftCockSaturday
is how it basically requires zero effort.
#SCS
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Any takers?
#FatCockFriday
#FCF
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Celebrating
#Fursday
from the boobs to the pubes.
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Trying to prevent my boner from getting in the way of
#TummyTuesday
.
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Happy 4/20! Speaking of which, I’ve got a pole you can smoke.
#MonochromeMonday
#MCM
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We talkin’ cumshots?
#SundayCumday
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It’s
#FatCockFriday
And National Haiku Day So there’s that I guess
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It’s actually
#Fursday
but my cock thinks it’s
#WetWednesday
.
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I’m trying to keep
#TummyTuesday
free of dickstractions so I cropped out me cranking my hog.
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Go with the flow.
#MonochromeMonday
#MCM
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It ain’t gonna be
#SoftCockSaturday
for much longer if I don’t stop touching my nipples.
#SCS
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Can I give you a lift?
#FatCockFriday
#FCF
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In this bed (and everywhere else) we celebrate
#WetCockWednesday
.
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This post is for
#TummyTuesday
and
#TesticleTuesday
and
#TittyTuesday
and
#TwoFingersInMyHoleTuesday
and
#TryNotToCumTuesday
and whatever other alliterative descriptor for 34 seconds of super horny nudity you can think of.
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Happy Clearance Cadbury Creme Egg Day, everybody!
#MonochromeMonday
#MCM
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Post your best precum pic. 💧 My hidden folder runneth over with precum pics, so y’all get four!
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