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A very low-effort caption for a very low-effort #TummyTuesday post.

A very low-effort caption for a very low-effort #TummyTuesday post.

My favorite black-and-white movie is Some Like It Wet. #MonochromeMonday #MCM

Missed the splashdown but captured the afterglow. #SundayCumday

I wanted to post a precum video for the first time in over a week, and my cock was… pretty excited by the idea. #SaturdayPrecumday

Below dick. #FatCockFriday #FCF

Submitted for the approval of the #Fursday Society.

A totally tactile #TummyTuesday.

Giving myself a raise. #MonochromeMonday

I feel like this one should be accompanied by some sort of whooshing anime sound effect? #SundayCumday

When it’s hard, it drips. When it’s soft, it flips. #SoftCockSaturday #SCS

I give a decent wet willy. #FatCockFriday #FCF

#Fursday makes me hard all over.

There’s Taco Bell in there. #TummyTuesday

What’s black and white and hard all over? My cock on #MonochromeMonday.

I know spooky season ended a few days ago, but hopefully you won’t mind one more splatter movie. #SundayCumday

Sometimes it can be a little bit hard to post on #SoftCockSaturday.

❌ Picking out a Halloween flick. ✅ Favoriting my Halloween dick. Have a hauntingly horny #FatCockFriday!

Holding down the fort. (The fort is my penis.) #Fursday

My grip overfloweth. #WetWednesday

This is what happens when #TummyTuesday includes a sneak preview of #WetWednesday.

Giving you a ringside seat on #MonochromeMonday.

#SundayCumday was good to the last drip.

It’s the last #FatCockFriday before Halloween. Do you know where your costume is? (I obviously don’t.)

Feels like it’s #Fursday.

How rude of my hard cock to try to steal the spotlight on #TummyTuesday.

Of all the holes in all the world, you have to cum into mine 😈

My favorite black-and-white movie is Casawanka. #MonochromeMonday #MCM

1,000 followers?! Aw shucks. Y'all got me feeling so flattered that I could spurt. (And I did, it being Sunday Cumday and all.)

Calling in thick on Fat Cock Friday.

A little between-the-cheeks teasin’ on this mid-Jocktober Humpday.

Two hands are better than one.

Barely keeping it in my (under)pants on Monochrome Monday.

Sunday Cumday achievement unlocked!

Fat Cock Friday comes with a two-drip minimum.

It’s Thirsty Thursday. Can I get you a drink?

Wiggle Wednesday is what you end up celebrating when you give up on a Humpday post after struggling for hours to write a caption centered around hilarious butt-centric wordplay.

I hope you’re enjoying Tummy Tuesday as much as I am.

Since it’s the first Monochrome Monday of Spooky Season, the vibe I’m going for is “mid-transformation wolfman from one of those classic Universal monster movies but make it super horny.”

That thing where you pause the movie to check Bluesky real quick.

Getting a head of myself on Soft Cock Saturday.

All trails lead to Fat Cock Friday.

Shame me for almost forgetting to post on the first day of Cocktober.

Getting to the (dick) root of Tummy Tuesday.

My impression of a 90° angle.

If you forget to post on Fat Cock Friday, is your cock even fat? 😫

A friendly Thirsty Thursday reminder to stay hydrated by sucking my cock.

Ate an extra spicy potato soft taco for lunch in honor of Tummy Tuesday.