"Swab the deck, boys!"

“Skyhold is lovely. Better than Kirkwall. But there’s nothing to steal. Even I won’t stoop so low to rob from refugees. Send me somewhere with a bunch of rich tits!”

“Did you bop your wood?” @shanehawke.bsky.social

“Spoil sport.”

“Are you offering?”

“Get a room! Or come to mine. I’m up for a bit of fun.”

“See? I’m a helper. That’s what I do. I help.”

Smirks. “I knew she looked like a sitter. Good for her.”

“Yo, ho!”

“What happened to your face?”

"If one more of these nobles calls me a "knife ear" or "rabbit" they are going to find dead rats instead of their feather pillow..."

*mild mannered passing by Cassandra noises* ❗️ *walks back a few paces* 👀

“Oh, what is this? That strange tingling feeling in my chest? Is this what hope feels like?”

“That’s me. Asking the tough questions everyone wants to know.”

“Pity. And this is absolutely a serious question! Hmm. Well, now that you two found each other again in Skyhold, perhaps there’s still time.”

“You and Varric have been the best of friends for so long.” Leans closer and smirks. “Have you two ever…explored each other’s bodies?”

“Speaking of which. I was always curious about something…”

"He as pretty to look at though. That's probably why we kept him around. Our group has a strict code on attractiveness."

"In bed, yes. But I don't want to say that with your lady love around."

"Has anyone spoken to Sebastian? Was he ever REALLY one of us? Was fun making him sweat, though."

“Maker, I have a fantastic rack.”

“Catch, Hawke. Doesn’t mean I haven’t been cheating the entire time.”

“What not to love? Especially if they bring in plenty of coin.”

“Why is it so bloody cold at Skyhold? I may have to do something drastic, like put on trousers!”

“Thank you, to the lovely lady in the back. I will be here all week.”

Sauntering around Skyhold. Spots another elf who has similar markings to Merrill. “Ahoy there. Another Dalish? Oh, that’s sweet. Kitten will be so pleased.” @fen-ara.bsky.social

"I miss The Hanged Man. The tavern was pretty good as well."

"Oh, piss off. You didn't rub off on me that much. I just decided...I enjoy being alive rather than having an entire culture after me."

“Now, why is Hawke dueling with a codex?”

“A man after my own heart.”

“I need a stiff man and a drink.”

"I need a stiff drink and a man."

“Wonder what Falcon is getting up to. I get the distinct impression he is avoiding me.”

“There's power in stories, though. That's all history is: The best tales. The ones that last. Might as well be mine.” ~ Varric Tethras

Sauntering into the main hall of the keep at Skyhold. Sees a familiar face by the fire. “Hello, Varric. See you couldn’t keep out of trouble. Not at all surprising to see you tangled up with this lot.” @varrichousetethras.bsky.social

“Oh, Hawke. Is there anyone you haven’t tried to charm?”

“I like big boats, I cannot lie.”