Black Friday ~ Cyber Monday deals all weekend! On the Official TENGA STORE USA/EU/UK 🛍️

if grindset is a mindset then what would you call the COMPLETE TENGA POCKET SET?

"haha babe stop... no seriously stop i got the expensive tissues..."

i actually bring this acrylic rod to parties to tell everyone about the TENGA SPINNER

The next-gen FLIP. FLIP 360 available for pre-order on the TENGA STORE USA.

next time someone asks you what "rizz" is just pull this up on your phone

introducing myself backwards like Bond. Global. TENGA Global.

24 TENGA EGGs + a mystery 25th box for $119.99?! It's a Christmas miracle! 🌟

if you have more TENGA CUPs left than you thought you had is that a masturbation Mandela effect?

POV: Asking your hubby the date

love that jacket season is back in so I can keep TENGA EGGs in that little inside pocket 🧥

The Future, Redefined The TENGA FLIP 360 is now available for Pre-Order on the TENGA STORE USA! 🛸

What a lovely gift! 🎁

i was gonna say "heart my haters" but it turns out everyone loves TENGA and masturbating so nvm ❤️

happy hallowank 🎃

big props to the Spanish speakers, those guys love saying TENGA!

masturbating was never my college major, but it damn sure was my extra-curricular.

if you show up to the homies house without the "TENGA x Bob a.k.a En-Chan PLAY GAME Tote Bag" are you really even gaming?

actually... it's a vibrator.

Pumpkin spice is out Puffy Latte Brown is in 🍂

Only get your EGGs from the TENGA farm! 🥚

now i'm not a scaredy cat but don't even JOKE about my whole TENGA stash disappearing 👻😱😭

this PREMIUM bundle is for the fancy pants people. or should i say fancy not-wearing-pants people 🎩

instead of "procrasturbating" your work, just consider masturbating your real task at hand!

my packing essentials for every trip 🧳

has it gotten chilly where you live yet? or are you still cooling down with COOL TENGA?

the only bond stronger than brotherhood is TENGANG.

grab one early TENGANG 🎁

when the TENGA FLIP flipped into existence it really flipped the game wide flippin' open. flip.

some of you are ahead of the game on this, but did you know you can flip a TENGA EGG inside out and use it for clitoral stimulation?

Let's get crackin'! New TENGA EGGs are here! 🥚 The original and best EGG with renewed designs and sensations. 🇺🇸 Now Available! 🇪🇺/🇬🇧 Coming Soon!

reserving at a fancy restaurant as "TENGA Social Media Manager" so they give me better service and comp the meal.

they say college is the best time of your life, mainly cause there's student discounts on the TENGA Store. usstore.tenga.co/pages/studen...

it's too bad we weren't around to do product placement in the "Beat It" music video :(

want to get smarter? masturbating with TENGA products is a way of expanding your cultural intelligence! 🎌

i don't know much about these "AI relationships" but TENGA ROBO is definitely my best friend

what classes would you take at TENGA University?

if my birthday isn't TENGA themed don't even bother throwing the party!

ah... COOL TENGA.

i'm not saying "Masturbate Better" is more inspirational than most famous speeches but i'm kinda saying that

what if he was like "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" but it was all 3 TENGA SPINNER DXs in a bundle pack

gotta work on my "top 10 shows that are pretty good but mainly for leaving on while you masturbate" listicle

sure is hot outside! good thing I have more TENGA Lotion COOL in my house than most basic necessities!

my rider order if i was a famous artist backstage: TENGA FLIP ZERO TENGA Lotion (10 Bottles) TENGA EGG Pack TENGA SPINNER TENGA ARTE TENGA Puffy TENGA PREMIUM ORIGINAL VACUUM CUP

oops, I did it again! (spent my whole weekend on the TENGA Store)

if TENGA SPINNER and TENGA Puffy got in a rap battle who would win?

shoutouts to the folks that wore Japan-exclusive TENGA merch to Anime Expo in LA. now that's TENGANG!

making the TENGA Tissue Holder Bucket Hat my whole personality now

i hope my tattoo artist can change my TENGA 20th Anniversary logo to a 30th anniversary logo 10 years from now. #TENGA20