Woah, check out who is dropping some new material on Spotify. I wonder when he got time to record that - he seems pretty busy

I want Citymapper to add a "parenting" node where: - it adds 10 minutes to the "leave by" time - it avoids us walking past book shops, toy shops and sweet shops - we have toilets and snacks every 5 minutes - it adds 30 minutes to the bus wait times for Birmingham

Just Duolingo going all in on *checks notes* threats of violence

The mesmerisation will continue #ge24

Should I be worried that Spotify's new AI DJ is playing me Cell Block Tango? open.spotify.com/track/6ig2r8...

Do I enjoy being negged by Duolingo?

Me, while taking the fourth and final giant cookie out of the packet: "Huh... maybe I'm feeling anxious today"

One can of chickpeas? Oh no, dear recipe, it's never just one can of chickpeas

Do we post about sneachta here? Well, SNEACHTA!!! Today's school run was 30% longer than usual, and 140% more fun #sneachta