I have misophonia, I know I am sensitive to sounds. It's my issue. However, there is a man at breakfast in the hotel restaurant who appears to have just been gifted a mouth and isn't sure how it works

What in the 80s nonsense is this?!

The addition of the postcode makes this feel like the tagger is making a real point

Fairly sure that 'move fast and break things' was meant to be about the like button or getting something wrong with image uploading, not the USAID program designed to stop preventable deaths

Um, so America is fucked huh?

Random chat with pals has made me doubt what "normal" thumbs look like. Is my thumb weird? Get your thumbs out everyone.

We are out drinking for my birthday, I fashioned a ring for rah, she made one for herself but which one is better?

Saw a tiktok this morning, a reading of a poem about dogs and I've been crying on and off all day about. The line "knowing you would stop time for them if you could" just ruined me. Apparently I am not over the loss of Lola, the best dog there ever was

Monie Love's rap on 'doin our own dang' is excellent, smooth with a sick flow #downwiththekids

It's a gorgeous misty, pink sky of a morning, perfect for 1000s of terrible phone photos from the train

My god, I know the London property market was brutal but this seems cruel

Modern ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ trains are rubbish

The top shelf of my fridge is weird AF. Is yours? #whatsonyourtopshelf?

In 2009, when Twitter was good, I ran 'brighton twestival' with a bunch of brilliant mates. We organised a series of mega fun, money raising events. I am bringing in back for 2025. It needs a new name and it needs you. Get on board.

"ideas are bulletproof"

Greater London has a bigger population than the smallest 10 states in America combined. The fact that those states all have the same power as say Texas or California makes my brain feel weird.

In Japan. It is hot AF. It's a 3 t-shirt day. And very little here fits me.

Still not sure about this