this dang baby is breech all the sudden and I have to be scheduled for a c section which BTW! Is my literal worst fear being awake during a major surgery so I’m freaking the fuck out<3 i know people do it all the time but i wasnt built for this 😭someone tell me i will be ok

trying to complain about things on bsky all day today but every time I tried it wasn’t working so now I need to complain about bsky too

posting ur children on social media in the big 2026 is something I will definitely judge you for

telling someone I’m bi and them saying well ya no straight girl is that passionate about chappell roan

I’m always in my underwear so when i put actual pants on my dog knows its time for his walk and starts going towards the door. its the accidental pavloving for me

I hate a “the phone works both ways” type person like oh ur so silly yes i know that. I don’t want to talk to u

I am in fact alive I just had nothing to say for a week

every day I look forward to having a little sweet treat. my little sweet treats mean so much to me

leave the moon alone let her be

eating tacos and watching shitty reality tv, I luv being a girl. yes anyone can do this but I believe it is more fun as a girl

gm I cant believe it’s april😀🌤️🌿🌻🐛🐞🦋 I could potentially be birthing a whole child this month !! or maybe not, maybe May ! Love the Not Knowing of it all it’s kinda fun stay tuned

he happy

yes I did buy this domain for $1 so I could have a self deprecating handle. it was on sale I love a good bargain

wrote a to-do list earlier just to eat 2 brownies and then take a 3 hour nap

imagine if butterflies didn’t go through metamorphosis they were just birthed as little tiny baby butterflies like as big as ur pinky nail

the stretch marks on my ass match my marble countertop

I’m so grateful for modern medicine & how far I’ve come since finding the right psych meds & pairing them w the right treatments so my conditions don’t destroy my life like they were. I can’t even believe how much progress Ive had in just over a year 😭🌿🌻🌼

lying to strangers for fun when they ask what my due date is bc who even are you

people who grew up with/still have near perfect digestive systems scare me like HOW ??? ur not lactose intolerant??? u never have acid reflux or constipation or just general tummy pain for no fucking reason. ? I don’t believe you !!!! and I hate u

I luv hitting random little milestones that nobody notices except u. like my bob haircut already grew out enough to put it in a ponytail. that’s monumental

the older I get the more I hate music snobs bc girl I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like an artist I like. youre not any better than anyone else. let me enjoy my shitty music in peace I luv my shitty music wooooooooo!!!!!!!💕💛💖💓💛💝💘

don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🫡 🔥 😀😫 don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me! 😌🤷‍♀️ 🗣️🗣️🗣️ don’t cha !!🗣️🗣️🗣️

as a coffee shop why are u opening at 10 am

I just slept for 13 hours I need to find the sleep gods so I can kiss them

me accidentally planning my bday party to be on st paddys day is so funny😭I don’t pay attention to anything

btw u cant say ur pro choice if u only support people who get abortions and not those who go through w/ pregnancies as well :-)

me as the 😉 emoji if u care

I desperately need something* to take the edge off *iced coffee

holding my boob with one hand and typing with the other (the other boob ofc)

ever since I was little I knew I wanted a husband and 3 girlfriends

do u ever see someone and just know they have wrong opinions about possibly everything

ayeeee friday the 13th shake some asss !!!!!! stay spooky !!!!!

gm angels it’s gonna be almost 90F here today, im sprinkling some extra sunshine your way ☀️🐛🌷🌿🐞💛 mwahh

easiest way to rage bait me is to talk shit on chappell roan

imagine reading my bio and still following me regardless and then being surprised that i am the way I am 😭girl I warned u

hey did u know the songs on the radio are okay but my taste in music IS😠 YOUR😠😠💕💕FACE💕😠😠😠 🫵🫵🫵🫵 💓💞💖

I would commit crimes for peanut butter pretzel nuggets but luckily I have a huge container of them right here so I don’t have to

good morning from me n my 8am grilled cheese

bro I got like 3 hrs of sleep and I have to open by myself why did I get a job

ya hold on lemme just save some daylight

anyone else feel like their systems are operating at approximately 20%. or maybe even less

when u block someone but you have recent dms with them and their pfp goes dark & blurry like they died

just ate a whole box of pastaroni by myself ask me anything

I relate to halsey so deeply as someone who is also bi (polar and sexual)

when influencers get big and then all of their content is just ads. girl u lost me srry. u also lost ur spark that’s so embarrassing

wait guys i almost forgot to mention I’m entering my hot mom era

it’s national pound cake day. dont forget to pound that cake losers

having a block party for my bday (blocking anyone that I feel like for no reason)

dreading my dentist appointment (it’s 4 months away and just a routine cleaning)

the blood moon is happening on my birthday. this means I’m powerful or something