he happy

if ur posts start stressin me out im just gonna block im srry but im here to chill

yes I did buy this domain for $1 so I could have a self deprecating handle. it was on sale I love a good bargain

wrote a to-do list earlier just to eat 2 brownies and then take a 3 hour nap

imagine if butterflies didn’t go through metamorphosis they were just birthed as little tiny baby butterflies like as big as ur pinky nail

the stretch marks on my ass match my marble countertop

I’m so grateful for modern medicine & how far I’ve come since finding the right psych meds & pairing them w the right treatments so my conditions don’t destroy my life like they were. I can’t even believe how much progress Ive had in just over a year 😭🌿🌻🌼

lying to strangers for fun when they ask what my due date is bc who even are you

people who grew up with/still have near perfect digestive systems scare me like HOW ??? ur not lactose intolerant??? u never have acid reflux or constipation or just general tummy pain for no fucking reason. ? I don’t believe you !!!! and I hate u

I luv hitting random little milestones that nobody notices except u. like my bob haircut already grew out enough to put it in a ponytail. that’s monumental

the older I get the more I hate music snobs bc girl I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like an artist I like. youre not any better than anyone else. let me enjoy my shitty music in peace I luv my shitty music wooooooooo!!!!!!!💕💛💖💓💛💝💘

don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🫡 🔥 😀😫 don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me! 😌🤷‍♀️ 🗣️🗣️🗣️ don’t cha !!🗣️🗣️🗣️

as a coffee shop why are u opening at 10 am

I just slept for 13 hours I need to find the sleep gods so I can kiss them

me accidentally planning my bday party to be on st paddys day is so funny😭I don’t pay attention to anything

btw u cant say ur pro choice if u only support people who get abortions and not those who go through w/ pregnancies as well :-)

me as the 😉 emoji if u care

I desperately need something* to take the edge off *iced coffee

holding my boob with one hand and typing with the other (the other boob ofc)

ever since I was little I knew I wanted a husband and 3 girlfriends

do u ever see someone and just know they have wrong opinions about possibly everything

ayeeee friday the 13th shake some asss !!!!!! stay spooky !!!!!

gm angels it’s gonna be almost 90F here today, im sprinkling some extra sunshine your way ☀️🐛🌷🌿🐞💛 mwahh

easiest way to rage bait me is to talk shit on chappell roan

imagine reading my bio and still following me regardless and then being surprised that i am the way I am 😭girl I warned u

hey did u know the songs on the radio are okay but my taste in music IS😠 YOUR😠😠💕💕FACE💕😠😠😠 🫵🫵🫵🫵 💓💞💖

I would commit crimes for peanut butter pretzel nuggets but luckily I have a huge container of them right here so I don’t have to

good morning from me n my 8am grilled cheese

bro I got like 3 hrs of sleep and I have to open by myself why did I get a job

ya hold on lemme just save some daylight

anyone else feel like their systems are operating at approximately 20%. or maybe even less

when u block someone but you have recent dms with them and their pfp goes dark & blurry like they died

just ate a whole box of pastaroni by myself ask me anything

I relate to halsey so deeply as someone who is also bi (polar and sexual)

when influencers get big and then all of their content is just ads. girl u lost me srry. u also lost ur spark that’s so embarrassing

wait guys i almost forgot to mention I’m entering my hot mom era

it’s national pound cake day. dont forget to pound that cake losers

having a block party for my bday (blocking anyone that I feel like for no reason)

dreading my dentist appointment (it’s 4 months away and just a routine cleaning)

LMFAOO ppl w my location on be so nosy

the blood moon is happening on my birthday. this means I’m powerful or something

woke up w kiss me thru the phone stuck in my head so I guess that’s today’s vibe

the way I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time at any given moment and I just haven’t yet

it was 86F earlier today and when I just stepped outside it felt very specifically like mid-summer evening air and the light was hittin the trees just right 😫😫it was so sexy

bro I got a vaccine yesterday and today I feel like I’ve been run over by a train. I’m getting old

honestly my new @ goes hard. even tho I will continue to mourn cocoiscamp

BABY NUTELLA WITH A YELLOW LID AAAHH I fell victim to consumerism

I luv everyone on here sm, 😭wish I could give u flowers or cheek kisses or homemade cookies or whatever would make ur day good today. the world is so heavy &scary rn and i just want u all to know u have a friend in me if u ever need one 💛⭐️🌻🐝🌙

me looking around for a UFO every time I hear an electric vehicle drive by. bc why do u sound like that

“tummy hurt” is a grammatically correct full sentence