Persimmons

Chuckles needs to fucking resign immediately

The way I sweat at the checkout wondering if my transactions will go though lol

I can't

Love when I think at least my life can't get any worse and then more people die

Eating shouldn't be unaffordable

Ikyfl

My so-called financial aid advisor literally suggested to me that I take out a loan at a fucking bank

Die My Love (2025) was ass I want my 2 hours and 50 cents back

People on Lex trying to get 1300 a month for a single bedroom in a shared house 💀💀💀 y'all buggin

Starving children and families right before the holidays is some cartoon villain type shit

Literally EVERYONE I KNOW is broke and we're supposed to believe this is some golden age 💀 Girl...

Would appreciate if anyone can help fund and extended hotel stay so I don't have to sleep in a fucking storage unit

Thinking of this again in light of the 20 fucking AI generated videos Agent Orange uploaded on Lie Social today 🫠

Seeing the notification about the upcoming Ziwe interview of Eric Adams literally gave me an out of body experience

The list consists of any and everyone who refuses to gargle the balls of Fuhrer Trump while smiling like the Cheshire Cat

The fact that Trump's current approval rating is lower now than it was right after Jan 6 is so 🥴

Fierce

The AI bubble pop is going to be fucking epic

FOX lowkey be cooking with these headlines

Bugonia (2025) was fantastic. 5/5 no notes

At least at the end of the day I can say that everything I accomplished I did on my fucking own

Finally beat Marvel Zombies IV!! I was up until like 5am omg 😭

I could not be in a relationship with a poly person bc the moment they say "I'm in love with you" I'm gonna think and/or say "You probably say that to everybody"

Y'know what? If Newsom breaks ties with AIPAC maybe I'll fw him for 2028

6 pack of toilet paper, a stick of lip balm, 3 cans of red bull, 1 bottle of rubbing alcohol, a tube of Neosporin, and a pack of gum. $47 😐😐😐

She devoured I fear tidal.com/browse/album...

Shelby Oaks is the first horror movie in recent memory to actually scare me 😦

He's hungry #caturday

Shit is so expensive it's cheaper for me to eat out every day than buy groceries

AIPAC Shakur can keep his endorsement at this point

You don't renovate a rental

Nearly had a panic attack on this fucking escalator 🫠 glad it's just me and a handful of people out rn

Tbf there are only like 3 Black people in Maine

Not this woman who I thought knew my name just called me Victor 👁️👄👁️

Still waiting on my Soros check

I can inspect my turds myself, thank you very much

When you beat a team in Rivals so bad they start quitting 😭😭

I regret not going to DC today but chronic illness kicking my ass

Just saw a hot girl break the law 👁️👄👁️

The way it was easy for me to get accepted into grad school meanwhile I've applied to over 800 jobs since last year and am still unemployed 🫠

Rivals needs to add some sort of clear visual indicator of who's a substitute during or after the match because I'm tired of catching strays 🥴

Average team shooter player logic: If we win, I carried. If we lose, it's your fault

Socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for everyone else

🚨 JUST IN: Federal judge blocks Trump from doing something he's already done and will do again anyway in defiance of court orders

Man idgaf about your baby. Sorry I don't look "disabled enough" for the handicap seat on the bus 😒

Real