True Story: My mother divorced my father because 1. she realized she was a huge dyke instead (said with love, I adore dykes) and 2. she caught my dad fucking the teen babysitter. They ended up staying together.

Stunning in everything she's in. Shows her amazing rack off in a few flicks in her prime and obviously Career Opportunities and The Rocketeer are the classics where she looks like a total babe but she's unbelievable in Labyrinth to me. Dad and I would shoot each other looks while watching as a kid.

This was a meme image in group chats with like all the boys at my middle school a decade ago now. Time really flies!

WWE used to be a LOT bolder! Here's the beautiful big breasted blonde babe Torrie Wilson showing off her perfect body. One of my first obsessions as a kid and one of the very first women I ever masturbated to. My mom would constantly tease me about that back then...

Smoking weed and playing Xbox 360 but I got horny and started stroking...

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Obsessed since the start...

True Story: I was watching a Romi video in my room as a teenager when my mom came in to gather dirty clothes. I didn't turn it off because I had a pretty casual upbringing in regards to that. Boys will be boys. I was visibly erect, my mother noticed, looked at the TV and said wow I can't blame you!

Kate Upton was my whole childhood.

Jessica Gomes makes me feral.

More of goddess Christen Harper and her big beautiful breasts.

Christen Harper and her borderline pornographic big pregnant tits.