THANKSGIVING IS A HARD DAY FOR HAND HUMPERS. YOU TRY TO PRETEND TO BE NORMAL, BUT YOUR REALLY JUST THINKING ABOUT PORN AND SENDING CASH. EVERYONE THINKS YOUR WEIRD AND TALKS ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK.

PORN INDUCED ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION (PIED). WELCOME TO THE SIDE EFFECT OF NONE STOP GOONING. ONCE YOU HAVE REACHED PIED, YOU KNOW YOUR A FUCKING PERVERT.

SINK DEEPER

SILENT SEND UNTIL YOU’RE IN CRIPPLING DEBT. I FUCKING HATE YOU PERVERT.

REAL MEN LAUGH AT YOUR SEX LIFE

YOU LOVE SENDING ALL YOUR CASH TO YOUNG, HOT, HUNG COLLEGE JOCKS.

CAGED PERVS NEED TO BE CAGED AT ALL TIMES. IT HELPS REMIND IT THAT ITS NOT A MAN ANYMORE, BUT JUST A HORNY ATM FOR REAL MEN TO TAKE CASH AS THEY PLEASE. WHILE IT STRUGGLES IN ITS CAGE AND CRIES AND BEGS TO BE ALLOWED TO TAKE IT OFF.

LET YOUR DEBT TURN YOU ON. CRAVE MORE. CRAVE BIGGER SENDS. THE MORE DEBT YOU HAVE THE HAPPIER YOUR STUPID PENIS IS.

YOU BATE BECAUSE YOU NEED TO SEND AND YOU SEND BECAUSE YOU’RE BATING.

YOU DONT NEED MONEY. YOU NEED ATTENTION.

YOU NEED IT. YOU WORSHIP IT. YOU GO IN DEBT FOR IT.

RETWEET IF YOU’RE A GOONER THAT CAN’T QUIT BEING ADDICTED TO PORN

ONCE YOUR FRIENDS FIND OUT YOUR A R*TARD WHO SENDS CASH YOU’RE FUCKED.

PORNS TAUGHT YOU TO SEXUALIZE EVERYONE. YOU CANT EVEN BE AROUND REAL MEN WITHOUT BEING WEIRD AS FUCK. THEY KNOW YOUR A BATE ADDICT PERVERT.

YOU HAVE NO CASH BECAUSE REAL MEN WITH BIG COCKS WONT LET YOU.

WHEN YOU TRY TO STOP IT JUST GETS WORSE. AT THIS POINT ITS ALMOST BETTER TO JUST ACCEPT YOU’RE A LOSER THAT HAS TO SEND CASH. THAT YOU’LL NEVER NOT BE IN A TON OF DEBT. THAT YOU WILL NEVER VACATION. YOU’LL NEVER HAVE A SAVINGS. YOU’LL NEVER HAVE ANYTHING.

MEN WITH BIG HUGE COCKS LIVE A LIFE YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE. BACK TO WORK FOR ME PERVERT.

STARVE, LIVE IN YOUR CAR, SELL EVERYTHING, GET 5 JOBS, WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO SO HOT MEN NEVER HAVE TO WORK

NO HOT GUY WANTS YOUR DISGUSTING PERVERT MOUTH NEAR THEIR PERFECT COCK. JUST SIT IN THE CORNER AND HAND ME YOUR WALLET.

RETWEET IF HE SHOULD BE SENT HOME WITH CUM STILL IN HIS BALLS AND AN EMPTY WALLET

DON’T WORRY THERE’S 14,100 OTHER PUMPING PERVERTS HERE WHO ALSO CAN’T GET HARD ANYMORE. KEEP AT IT.

YOU’RE STUPID. SAY “THANK YOU SIR FOR CALLING ME STUPID”

WHY WOULD I LET YOU CUM. ITS NO BENEFIT TO ME.

YOUR BOSS’S FAVORITE THING TO DO IS FUCK YOU OVER.

SEND MORE.

DO NOTHING BUT BATE THIS WEEKEND

You’re too addicted to quit 🤣 I will always be on your mind to keep you Obedient #findom

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ITS SIMPLE R*TARD, YOU JERK OFF AND I TAKE ALL YOUR CASH.

SHUT UP AND ZERO OUT.

no matter how much you studied at College to become a Brilliant Engineer cause what people will always see of You will be only how much you gained in the #Gym! So forget those boring things and embrace your destiny as Dumb Jock #Himbo

HAND + PENIS + PORN = GOON

Ever see a picture and just stop dead in your tracks, mouth starts to kinda hang open, tongue falling out then you realize what's happening and save the photo to your phone for the next time your gooning? I bet you just did that now didn't you? Good gooner OBEY your porn god 😈

All you need is staring at my feet. Stare and $end. Let my big feet stole your wallet and drain yourself while you worship

Bros Sundays are for letting your PENIS free from the bonds of your underwear. Put that cockring on, grease up your penis and get so close to the edge you're gripping the sides of your bed so you don't SEMEN. Take some pics of your GREASY MANWIENER. Take 50. Up close. Hi-res!

FEEL ALIVE. SEND HARD PERVERT.

RETWEET IF YOU’RE A GOONER THAT CAN’T QUIT BEING ADDICTED TO PORN

THERES SO MANY OLD CREEPS THAT WILL NEVER RETIRE BECAUSE OF MY GIANT WHITE DONG.

SEND SO HARD YOU CRY AFTER YOU CUM

Once you start serving alphas, you can never go back. It’s your destiny to be an obedient tiny-dicked loser. Get on your fucking knees. Now.

RETWEET IF YOU’RE A PERV FOR YOUNG ALPHA COCK

SHUT UP. STOP COMPLAINING. YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF. YOU DESERVE TO BE POOR.

Hot.

My good loserbator is back at it again getting stoned all weekend with me exposing to me! Look how hard his pathetic cock is and his tongue is hanging out 😈 sink don't think good gooners and submit to me

YOUR LOOKING AT IT ALL WRONG. FINDOM ISNT RUINING YOUR LIFE. ITS MAKING IT BETTER. SO MUCH BETTER. YOU WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO TALK TO THIS MANY HOT MEN WITHOUT IT.

BIG HAIRY MAN COCK WANTS YOU POOR.

SILENT SEND UNTIL YOU’RE IN CRIPPLING DEBT. I FUCKING HATE YOU PERVERT.

THIS IS YOUR FUCKING DREAM, CASHSEX IS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET OFF

Hold that bottle to your nose and start hitting loser

IM ALL YOU HAVE