McDavid is playing his way into being the next underperforming former first round pick reclamation project for the Bruins

Marchand broke X dot com

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I can’t believe the Oilers released such a statement.

Hey

We’re so close to the Bruins making a trade to get better and everyone bashing them for making a trade whether it’s a draft pick or players off the roster or farm. Like what do you want them To fucking do then😭

Peak behind the curtain: Really love when I try to be positive about my favorite sports team because my 8-5 job is just filled with sadness and human tragedy that I need a escape to laugh that I have a handful of dorks that just want to be jerks for sake of “cooking that bozo”.

The Bruins might fuck around and save the season

Watch this and tell me you can’t hammer out the Saturday to-do list, make a few 5 leg parlays, crack open 6 beers or 17 and be a fucking superstar today

Charlie Mac is BACK

100 years of writing Bruins BlueSky posts I can’t believe it’s been this long

I can’t wait to piss people off being happy tonight

I don’t give a fuck about that loss lmaooooooo

Good morning. The Bruins are the best team in the league since November 21, allowing a league leading 0.5 GAA, posting a .976 save%, perfect on the PK, and a league high in points earned over that stretch. In short, the Bruins are nasty again.

Idc these games are watchable now and that my friends is a Thanksgiving blessing

In my pink hat era

Going back to being so positively toxic about the bruins out of spite for the subset of fans whod rather watch the team fail. We are so back

I took too much Benadryl a month ago and now am perpetually in a hockey nightmare where Don Sweeney is the Hat Man

The TD Garden crowd should declare Eminent Domain and fire everyone inside the building

Great first period from Jeff “007” Viel 🥊🔥

Let’s ride

Bruins gameday I guess

This team is as enjoyable to watch as an autopsy

Getting absolutely outplayed this period

Trent???????

Neely when a prospect does anything productive in the show

Merk point! Freddy goal! Memes happy!

Why do they make us go to the PP right off the bat every game now

It’s time.

Sadposting across two apps

I hate the Boston Bruins send whatever the fuck we call these things

Fuck Jamie Benn I want this known on this app

The Boston Bruins are committed to making this season absolute agony for me personally

Trump is about to elect Don Sweeney to be in charge of the Department of Veterans Affairs the way he hates playing prospects

The Bruins being 4-1-1 in the last 6 feels like when the dentist says you’re teeth are all fine but they still poke and prod around with the tools just to be sure

Well I’m suspended on the bird app so you guys get my full undivided attention

Bluesky ahead for this team am I right

I’d rather be locked in that soundproof room that makes you want to die than watch this team try and play hockey

My Panthers PTSD is taking a back seat for a day so my Blues PTSD can drive for a little

I’m still afraid to be a mental case on this app because I don’t want to get 5150d

Ain’t no Blue Sky ahead for the Bruins haha right haha get it

The Bruins are adopting RFK Jr’s anti-shot healthy policy a little too early for my liking

Posting here so the Bruins win

Bruins 1-0 on Bluesky

So when are we having the talk on Korpisalo being actually good

The Bruins PP reminds me of myself after 24 spicy tuna rolls because I too throw up on myself when asked to do anything

Couldn’t post a happy tweet here in time so you guys get the sad one

Am I allowed to say these line pairings make me want to kms here or is it not ok