My grandma surprised me with her whole Beanie Baby collection today. Including THE Princess Diana Bear.

Fell asleep with YouTube on last night. A halfmoonjoe video started to play. It infected my dreams. Justin was arguing pokémon go with my husband. I filled the hotel room bathtub that the party was in with popcorn and fell asleep in it. Piggie ate the popcorn that I spilled while cleaning.

Okay I caved and got the Hobonichi weeks to track my books that I'm reading and use as a mood tracker. Of course I got the Tamagotchi one and it came with stickers. It's almost too cute to destroy with my terrible handwriting.

Do we have any journalers in chat? I'm thinking of getting into journaling to track the books I'm reading and also just for like mental health reasons and I am falling down the Hobinichi hole. What do y'all use?

Update on the endless chocolate milk: I'm sleeping on the bathroom floor tonight. 🙏

I never did get my late night chocolate milk the other day, but I had ENDLESS chocolate milk at the state fair today. And isn't that just something?

Y'all is 11pm too late to doordash chocolate milk and just chocolate milk?

I'm a cheap date. Take me to Costco to eat samples and talk crap and I'm yours for eternity. (will put out for a double chocolate chunk cookie)

Is this legal?

Actual picture of me and my husband.

Baby on board.

What are y'all naming your planets?

In IMAX.

What's their name?

iced out Lafufu. (I was bored.)

Marked SAFE from uselessly recording a fireworks show.

Made a lil hat for my Lafufu.

Pulled a totally legit secret La(f)bu(f)bu.

This is my sweet baby Stash who has been dealing with constipation for a few days. He's been stressing me the eff out. But he finally pooped and is mending! Keep him in your thoughts please!

Brought Joe to the Kendrick Lamar concert tonight.

Cow. 🐄

🫣🫣🫣

Happy pride month! 🎉🌈🏳️‍🌈🏎️

Had an extra long break at work due to clients not showing up so I was able to run up to Best buy and secure the bag.

Did I really stay up waaaaay too late to wait in a virtual line for 45 minutes for a sequel to a gaming system? I almost gave up. I should have because I have to work in the morning. But we did it chat.

The dog I groomed during stream today.

Joe?????? Tonight??????

Found the perfect lunch video.

"It is finished." -Jesus Christ and me about my almost 3 thousand word fanfic about the Einstein Brothers falling in love during a cooking competition. archiveofourown.org/works/64682215

Got tired of waiting for Sanrio to give us Big Challenges merch so I freehanded my own. I had mostly no idea what I was doing and he's derpy af but I think it suits his character.

I just had to share this gift I got for my mother-in-law. That's her dog. His tongue is never in his mouth.

Okay Kaito-coded pokemon. Repost with yours 🤭

Y'all I have a vision. Am I cooking or sleep deprived? (I stayed up until 5am playing Nubby.)

Y'all, it's almost 3am and I can't clock out of Nubby's Number Factory. Please send help.

Donkey Kong isn't hot anymore. 😔

Haul reveal from the capsule store. They had SO MUCH Sanrio.

Did I just spend $100 at a capsule store? 🫣 #Illnevertell

We've had this stray at the place I work for a week and he reminded me of a floppy eared Piggie. I'm trying to convince my husband to let me keep him.

Roommates or lovers? 👀

My husband texted asking if I wanted chicken 'bugget' and this is all I could think of

Here are some of my crochet projects! Featuring my Tamas and dog.

Seething at this person on Reddit who found an Angelgotchi early.

I crocheted this hat in a day last minute for Halloween. (I'm absolutely blitzed off a CBD gummy in this picture.)

The scary clown I saw today on the way to the craft store. I respect his spirit.