@kim.senate.gov why the fuck did you vote in favor of hemp criminalization? The fuck is wrong with you?

Of course I don’t believe Hell exists. Because if it did, we’re already there.

So a union-buster, an abhorrent racist, and a serial cheater walked into hell. The Devil says, “Hulk Hogan! You’re right on time.”

What if the only thing preventing climate change from killing us all were the gardening sections of Home Depot and Lowe’s?

The #Pirates have a new manager. #baseball

I tried to ask the park ranger so politely,”What do you feed it?” And was treated with radio silence. Honestly understandable.

Damn, the #Flyers actually fired Torts. Life is looking marginally better now.

This dude is so photogenic, it’s a shame he fucking comes out of his hole like twice a day at most. Shy kitty.

These guys were near where I grew up. Unbelievable how much hardship ICE put law-abiding immigrants through, just to prove their cruelty. www.inquirer.com/news/jersey-...

Take a gander at this nice young lady.

@flashes.blue my app keeps crashing after hitting the center icon. I’m not computer savvy, is this typically something on my end or is this the app’s fault?

If I ever decide to watch a movie called “The Gorge,” simply chop up my body into a million pieces, run me through a grinder, slam my remains into a patty shape, and cook me until I reach 150 degrees and serve me with cheese and bread.

Honest to god, what positive, impactful inventions have come out in the past five years?

How do we fight this shit?

Thought the Flyers were dead in the water after that 1st period. #FLAvsPHI

How to delete Facebook, Instagram, and Threads

A novella where the Main Character (MC)’s dog is the smartest person in the book, but can only talk in plain English when the MC accidentally takes a shit ton of drugs.

Throwback to when I played an emulation of Pokemon Crystal on my cell phone during every break at work and completed the Pokedex at a shockingly fast pace. Last one caught was Celebi. Below was my final team.

My mental health is in the shitter right now, but at least I was able to do what I needed to before lunch. I still feel like shit, but I’m not a complete waste, dammit.

There’s a commercial in PA going around showing a Trump-supporting cop with a fu Manchu in 2024. He’s definitely been put on paid leave at least twice in his career, right?

Buzz Lightyear but he’s voiced by Ray Romano.