I’m back on this carpet freshener nonsense again. Much more successful this time. Didn’t clump (yet.) Used some leftover watermelon candy fragrance for this test batch mostly to prove to myself this stuff doesn’t have to ONLY smell like lavender or whatever.

Order your Fall/Winter/Holiday candles today to get the prestige of buying them before my photography is done! Very prestigious! grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

I still have some photography etc work to do, but my Fall/Holiday collection is technically up! PSA: I could not keep Cookies for Santa in stock last year. Order that early if you want it. grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

Pouring my Fall/Holiday fragrances while praying the cats don’t involve themselves and taint my work with cat hair.

I’m shipping out all current orders tomorrow, so if you’re quick, you might get to receive yours pretty damn fast!

My RIPSUMMER discount code is still live for 30% off all Spring/Summer fragrances! grumpycandlecompany.com

I haven’t had time this summer to promo my candles or any such thing, but it’s a nice, cool day and I’m ready to move on. Use coupon code RIPSUMMER to get 30% off the Spring and Summer Collections on orders $30 or above. grumpycandlecompany.com

I haven’t had time this summer to promo my candles or any such thing, but it’s a nice, cool day and I’m ready to move on. Use coupon code RIPSUMMER to get 30% off the Spring and Summer Collections on orders $30 or above. grumpycandlecompany.com

I love being on vacation, I can get so much work done

I’ve wanted to install a new toilet seat for literal years. I’ve had the toilet seat laying there, ready to be installed, but never felt like doing it and still had that “I can’t do handyman stuff” fear despite how easy it should be. This morning, I decided to do it.

I haven’t had much chance to promo what with all the wacky life stuff going on, but I still have my summer candle collection available! Buy some! They’re good! grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

The day before I was meant to go on vacation someone lit my workplace on fire so now instead of a vacation I get to be on a post-arson recovery/restoration team. cool. cool. cool.

The bookshelf I use to store my candle inventory is collapsing so perhaps buy some to lighten its load. And also perhaps I will buy a not-broken shelving unit for storage. grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

My summer candle collection is available now! They’re QUITE late on account of how hellishly busy I’ve been, but better late than never, I guess? It isn’t as if we’ve had anything resembling summer weather until the last week or two. grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

My summer candle collection is available now! They’re QUITE late on account of how hellishly busy I’ve been, but better late than never, I guess? It isn’t as if we’ve had anything resembling summer weather until the last week or two. grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

I hate astrology stuff man. Gals at work will be like “I’m a Gemini so, you know.” No I don’t know. What the fuck.

The only time I feel bad about life is when I have to fill out emergency contact information somewhere and all I’ve got is “N/A”

I didn’t even know she was sitting behind me until I stood up and she fell into the abyss.

Don’t let my two wonderful kitties distract you from the fact that my Spring candle collection is still available! grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

No longer mere coexistence, but now, peace in our time.

An attempt at okonomiyaki. It is very bland (even with toppings) and kinda sucks ass.

Coexistence

Baby

FEROCIOUS

I did it. I got another idiot baby.

Spring rains are here, and now you can bring that wonderful spring smell indoors! grumpycandlecompany.com/products/spr...

Today is the last day these will be available! I’ve gotta get them OUT of my workshop!

My big ol’ clearance blowout is in its final days as I finish reorganizing my workshop and want to get some inventory outta here! Make ‘em fly! And check out my Spring lineup while you’re at it, there’s still time to get Jelly Beans by Easter. grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

My big ol’ clearance blowout is in its final days as I finish reorganizing my workshop and want to get some inventory outta here! Make ‘em fly! And check out my Spring lineup while you’re at it, there’s still time to get Jelly Beans by Easter. grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

I’m going full-blown blowout on my clearance candles this week, then they’ll be gone forever (or until the appropriate season rolls around again.) Get you some deals, and help me clear out some inventory. I’ll even put a wax melt kitty cat in every order. grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

I’m going full-blown blowout on my clearance candles this week, then they’ll be gone forever (or until the appropriate season rolls around again.) Get you some deals, and help me clear out some inventory. I’ll even put a wax melt kitty cat in every order. grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

I found a kitty cat ice cube mold I put wax in it

As it warms up outside, don’t miss Grumpy Candle Co’s spring collection! Some lovely nature-y smells and great additions to Easter baskets for grown-ups! grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

Pick up this sweet scent to fill out your Easter baskets this year! grumpycandlecompany.com/products/jel...

I completely forgot to promo my Mint Milkshake candle for St Patrick’s Day which is literally the point of its existence So uh Go buy one grumpycandlecompany.com/products/min...

Someone invent a cool little leather sheath that holds a metal straw and a pair of chopsticks and bam plastic straws and utensils problem is gone

I completely forgot to promo my Mint Milkshake candle for St Patrick’s Day which is literally the point of its existence So uh Go buy one grumpycandlecompany.com/products/min...

Small victories in self-confidence: I successfully used my mandolin slicer without getting frustrated or fumbling it for the first time. I went through 6 onions in like 30 seconds. Feels good.

It’s Pi Day! Use the discount code MATHNERD to get 20% off the Cafe and Bakery Collection today. Is cheesecake a pie..? grumpycandlecompany.com/products/che...

It’s Pi Day! Use the discount code MATHNERD to get 20% off the Cafe and Bakery Collection today. Is cheesecake a pie..? grumpycandlecompany.com/products/che...

I hope everyone will just accept random cat hairs stuck on the packing tape of their candle orders as a quirk of the brand because try as I might I simply cannot avoid it. Maybe I should start using black boxes instead of white boxes to make it less obvious.

A much-requested nature fragrance from Grumpy Candle Co. Some people received it early through the purchase of a Mystery Candle, and it was a hit! grumpycandlecompany.com/products/los...

We’re getting 3 inches of snow here tomorrow which is why you should pick up my Spring Rain candle and pretend winter has fucked off already grumpycandlecompany.com/products/spr...

It’s Fat Tuesday, which means you can use code FATTUESDAY to get 25% off of anything from my Cafe & Bakery Collection! grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

It’s Fat Tuesday, which means you can use code FATTUESDAY to get 25% off of anything from my Cafe & Bakery Collection! grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

On top of my Spring Collection going live, remember to pick up Cleaning Day for your spring cleaning! It’s one of my OG fragrances (hence the ancient product photo) but it’s a wonderfully clean marine fragrance that’ll make your home smell extra fresh. grumpycandlecompany.com/products/cle...

Waiting until March is for suckers. Check out Grumpy Candle Co’s Spring Collection! Finally, some “nature-y” fragrances in my lineup. grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

The Study continues to sell quite well, so I must’ve done something right with this one! grumpycandlecompany.com/products/the...

It’s Valentine’s Day! The Romance Collection is on sale today, no discount code required! grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...