Got my first trout, shits like 13 inches rahhhhhhh

Crank birthday!

He not lying, my boy up in Tallahassee got mugged like 6 times during football season

Robbed the shit outta lukas in draft lmfaoooooo

This dude texted me a yaoi cover with the caption “us” while in Barnes and noble on a date with his gf

rub my bellaayyyy

I cannot take Gatorade 0’s slogan seriously bro, fym “is it in you?”

My dog looks around exactly like this gif sometimes it’s so adorable

don’t PISS ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!i need my yaoi back NOW!!!!

I thought this was gonna be some ass but like that shit had me goddamn riveted after like 20 when the killing started

Got shit on in a draft game again award

.. this goes so hard.. ohh my gof…

If Jakob can make a whole album of the quality he’s shown on ensenada he’d be the goat

i was born in cornyville

Fat motherfucker

Fly popping genuinely top 5 fishing methods oat

Late start, damn it’s nice out rn

I had made sandwiches for my fishing trip tmmr but we got some leftover Publix wings sittin around

Lost a draft game

My sister gets really mad at me if I’m in the house while she cleans the floors so I been sitting in my garage listening to disturbed and messing with my fishing stuff for like the past 3 hours

im literally a big bunny in a tiny toy car and i go padapadapadabbrrroooommmoomomommmm

Stricken by disturbed makes my wenor do funny things

Playing WGA Golf while bumping creed #WhiteBoyShenanigans

This guy lowk top 5 white dudes oat

I choose #TheCumPipe

I LIKE LITTLE TWINK BOYS

This damn weedwacker sucks ass, gotta fuckin feather that shit like I’m edging a bottom to get inconsistent ass rpms that max out at like 75% top output brah. Shit barely cuts anything

PDL radred draft

This chapter means something to me, especially today

Shitty day.

Every time I slide our 22 foot seacat on the trailer my dad looks like he’s pissed his pants if I’m even so slightly off on the approach which pisses me off so much cause I don’t never mess it up

“My gf keeps offering weird things like footjobs to me and it’s creeping me out!”

My sister’s lesbian ass is obsessing over her gf at 1:50 in the morning typing out a whole essay for their 9 month anniversary ts is killing me😭😭😭

There is no better meal on earth than a low country boil

This is the rawest shit I’ve ever read in my life lord have mercy

How it feels going back to white trash country as a gay person

Boat trailer tire got a screw through it #kms

Violent Crimes >> Ghost Town

???

Me too Jimmy Buffet, me too

I like boobs and butt

The bored faggot messes around with makeshift crop tops at 1 in the morning

I love the ocean’s movies those things bang

Og Alien on deck tonight

Very enjoyable film

“God I hate that bitch” “Probably shouldn’t have married her then” 😭

Now watching

Very mediocre, some great death scenes but otherwise I was unmoved

On that Predators(2010) timing