Catching up on the lions game and I’m sorry to report that this ref is president of the no fun club.

PSA: tips to protect yourself from scams on Signal. Every major comms platform has to contend w phishing, impersonation, & scams. Sadly. Signal is major, and as we've grown we've heard about more of these attacks--scammy people pretending to be something or someone to trick and abuse others. 1/

American national anthem singer going hard on the X factor vocal stylings and then Germany sending four guys out to sing in beautiful harmony with no musical accompaniment- this is absolutely a read

“Possibly the greatest #ThiccSix of all time” @mikegolicjr.bsky.social HE WOULD NOT BE DENIED

Every jets fan in the world: woody is the problem with this team Woody:

Heather Humphrey’s out here marching with the orangemen and hunting foxes and still has the neck to attempt a smear campaign against Catherine Connolly, who is just flat out doing keepy uppies

Aaron Rodgers discovering Pat Freiermuth

I am a simple man. When my wife asks for vanilla chai tea I walk through the house singing ‘nilla chai’ to the tune of Bella Ciao

I am so mad at myself for watching this game to the bitter end

Rich Eisen can do a lot of things well, but he can’t call a game in a compelling way

Jets are playing at 2.30pm today and I’m so annoyed because that means I will have no other games to switch to when they piss me off

I write full time largely because of one thread about getting high with the Irish president. As cringe as it is to admit, my entire life has been massively enhanced by Twitter and ketamine over precisely the same time that those two things have proven less beneficial for Elon Musk.

The most stunning thing about Belichick's career collapsing and his reputation for anyone under 25 being recast as "horny old dude flaming out in six weeks at North Carolina" is that the football team that made the best decision to keep itself clean throughout this saga was the Atlanta Falcons

Catherine Connolly for President so she can challenge every other President to play keepy uppies in the aras

This is the year the jets go 0-17 I’m calling it now. And we’re gonna draft the wrong QB so it won’t even help long term

New York jets not beating the cursed franchise allegations this year

any NFL game recap written after a primetime game should be as horny as possible from now on.

We don’t have the players we need and it’s rebuild and some things are working etc etc, but man it’s hard to watch the jets this year.

The cart is coming out a lot in the meadowlands

I’ve been enjoying traitors but it’s a bit anticlimactic heading into the final episode when you know the traitors are gonna get all the cash in the end because of the numbers game

lol Aaron Glenn...

Everyone on my fantasy team who’s playing right now has fumbled the ball at least once. Football is back!

Tony Romo has changed the entire shape of his head in some way, what is this new plastic surgery? No shade to the man, if he’s happier with a larger face more power to him

this is ridiculous

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

Very sad day for the US when being a professional fascist exposes you to a level of risk normally only experienced by the average american school going child

starting to make sense

unfortunately i love everything about the way jim harbaugh wants to win football games

honestly if there's not at least one area in heaven that's more or less just GTA Online what's even the point. this is paradise and yet i can't shoot any of my friends with a submachine gun while riding a homophobically named scooter

The cowboys weren’t gonna win this year anyway and now have (I think) four first round picks in the next two years, so Jerrah is absolutely aiming for Herschel Walker 2.0

there are 3 kinds of posts on r/selfsuck: 1) really excited to suck my own dick 2) severely injured my neck or back trying to suck my own dick 3) successfully sucked my own dick, it wasn't good, deleting my account

Housing Minister James Browne has done precisely nothing in the months since he took on the brief, and then comes out with this. Both completely useless at his job and thoroughly nasty - what a reflection of modern Fianna Fáil.

It’s very funny to watch people who everyone on this app specifically and individually hates because of their stated public opinions and who they are as a person run into that and go “well this must be a universal experience of using this app, I’d imagine”

Hey man your TOTAL INFORMATION COLLAPSE & THE END OF ALL CONSENSUS REALITY T-shirt is kind of bumming out everyone at the beach

my new theory is that the tech media is now using the playbook that entertainment media used to in the 90s, every few months you identify a new thing(used to be person), start the 24/7 hype train as the Next Big Thing and then burn it down to ashes and ruin while collecting all the clicks both ways

Every picture of Altman looks like he just got the worst news from a ghost

Basically, because everyone looks at infrastructure with the question "how does this most impact Me, the protagonist of reality?" - the focus of MetroLink discourse by billionaires and yak-yak columnists has been purely on Dublin Airport. A good shift away from that here 🔽

Wow Sally Rooney. Fair play. ‘I feel obliged to state once more that… I too support Palestine Action. … If the British state considers this "terrorism", then perhaps it should investigate the shady organisations that continue to promote my work and fund my activities, such as WH Smith and the BBC.’

Please dm me if you can help.

Almost as if these arrests are political?

this 3 act story has something for everyone

Having a good time watching the jets game this morning, in particular I’m a huge fan of the completely out of shape guy the jets have as kicker. All kickers should look like this imo, just some guy with a cannon for a leg

Can't fault the clarity of Labour's message on protest. There are BAD protesters who must be punished (Irish musicians, anti-genocide vicars) and there are GOOD protesters whose views deserve respect (masked thugs with petrol bombs trying to start a pogrom)

Friend was showing me that there's now an Irish dating subreddit, so it's time for an Irish dating Bluesky. The format is we post a short description of who we are and what we're looking for, and an American will come and tell us that in the US you can't return books to any library you want actually

just imagine... a whole town of mozarts!! hundreds of mozarts to spare even if an entire shift were to perish in the mine

going back to my old doctor after this whole Pagliacci debacle even though i know he's just gonna tell me to put the lime in the coconut again