photos with identical vibes

If your pet got ahold of the remote what show would they put on? (Assume they understand how it functions and can find the show and stuff)

I knew my wife was the one when we were in the car driving to a haunted house on our fourth date and she recited from memory the entire “mother mother fuck” rap from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

As much as I don’t care for the concept of “ignorance is bliss” I gotta say I really enjoyed not knowing what a ‘groyper’ was

Ok but what if I wanted to sneeze on this hot bar?

Pronounce “aurora” like you’re a happy play-fighting medium-sized cattle-dog mix.

My dog loves bologna, not sure how he feels about malarkey or balderdash though.

Pronounce “luncheon” like it’s an evolution of Eevee.

Fact: the foreskin is God’s faraday cage

“All you need is bruv” - the beatles if they were british

Computer gaming as a whole just feels so inaccessible when games have unreasonably high system requirements such as this. Who can even run this??

As an M. Path I can tell that the day I graced your village was the most important day of your life.

Remake the movie Holes but recast all the humans as dogs so they’re pretty content with the situation

My Fantastic Four

mk9 peanuts

Conducted some research this afternoon, turns out a PB&J is still a damn good sandwich

Marker of a great restaurant: two staff members are behind the restaurant smoking cigarettes and arguing in a language I don’t understand.

Jubilee: The Video Game

Shocked to hear that Ozzy Osborne was still alive

*giant metal bell falls onto the villain, crushing him just before he can enact his plan* Zack Morris: Looks like we were… saved by the bell! AC Slater: Wait, say that again?

Salmon recipe calls for me to brine the fish? I’m pretty sure that already happened across the span of the fish’s life.

One of the early episodes of Raising Hope revolves around a father putting together cockamamie schemes to trick his 20 year old son into giving him better hugs, and it feels wildly sweet even compared to most positive father-son relationships we see on TV these days.

The End of Evangelion Episode 25' Air Love is Destructive

The Astronomer CEO and his HR chief were at the Coldplay concert making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

The CEO cheating on his wife at a Coldplay concert thing is just a good old fashioned fun controversy. No secret cabal of perverts, no fascist takeover of the United States. It’s not world ending, just a shitty dude did a shitty thing and it’s funny to make fun of it.

It’s import to get to the root of these issues and how they invoke the reactions that perpetuate the cycle of violence: why was the chicken crossing the road in the first place?

Baby corn implies the existence of other baby vegetables, such as baby tomatoes, baby carrots, and baby spinach

greetings i have made another zine, this is about how i got my hands on a knife at age ~9 (individual pages in the replies) #internationalzinemonth #minizinejuly2025

Just finished My Name is Earl. Not perfect, I think the prison arc could have been longer and the coma arc shouldn’t have existed, but still a wonderful show.

Lethal Weapon but Murtaugh is being groomed by a twitch streamer: “haha you’re so funny, but i actually think you’re the perfect age for this shit”

Lethal Weapon but Murtaugh has the Benjamin Button disease: “I’m getting too young for this shit!”

One time my friend (who was tending bar at the time) asked me to kill a big spider on their car door, and in return they gave me a free beer. Am I allowed to put “Adventurer” on my résumé?

Maybe the real Embassy Mission was the friends we Rescued along the way.

None of us can escape the cycle of violence.

I’ll bet it’s like a “running through rain” type situation where if you drive extra fast through a school zone you’re even less likely to hit a kid

This whole Epstein list thing is so silly because Trump could release the entire thing, it could specifically cite Trump by name as a frequent customer of Epstein’s services, and he would lose maybe 1.25% of his followers.

Biggest takeaway from building my first PC in 20 years: always get the warranty with the most coverage.

Couldn’t get the real thing, had to settle for the offbrand Wynged Hussars

This isn’t a “brave mujahideen fighters” copy of Rambo III but I’ll take it.

Remake Deer Hunter but instead of Russian roulette it’s karaoke roulette.

Anyone who says "This is what they voted for" in response to the tragedy unfolding in Texas is having a vile thought and needs to sit shamefully in a corner until they learn what solidarity is.

Seeing a play at the Kennedy Center because I bought tickets last summer and I feel like one of those “I got this car before he went crazy” Tesla drivers

Used to be dressings would go to war, nowadays they’re too sensitive. I blame the woke.

anyway, in the wise words of @prisonculture.bsky.social :