Okay okay, I dig it. Not quite the balance I wanted on the Cecil but now I know how to fix it

Alright, let's see how Cummigoo turns out

Oh yeah! So I poured a batch for the first time in a while. This was for a local event but it's getting me back into the spirit.

This is a bit different from the usual lists I'm typically added to. Feels good to be recognized ✨

It is now the age of squeezy bottles.

It took 4 rewatches for this joke to actually click in my head 😭

Nothing quite matches the vibe like working on my shop machinery and my music app starts playing the Hurricos theme from Spyro 2 🔧

Can you tell what mistake I made from this post-accident bucket note?

Regretfully, it seems as though there was a unit mixup between inches and millimeters here at Noodlecrafters. We will be contacting those whose toys may have had a minor height difference.

Who wants to see Juniper have his own toy model?

I am over-the-moon happy that I was able to commission such a lovely reference sheet for my sona / shop mascot, thank you @probablyguineapigs.bsky.social for the fantastic work!

Me @ the 43rd 3D printed slop farm as I pass them to buy art someone actually made themselves:

I really don't understand why a shop would start using AI generated art at any level. It's like you're just taking the jenga tower that is the public trust and respect for your art, and ripping out the base. It all comes falling down because at that point, you've lost trust that anything is real.

*wakes up* "I'm gonna pour dildos today" *8 hours pass* "Why am I gardening" Anyone know the struggle?

We're finally proud to present our partnership with Nvidia.

This coupon is still valid for the old Valentines drippy / CMYK / jawbreaker pours!

The very first (and currently only) Marbles is still for sale! noodlecrafters.com/products/8-m...

I invented a thing This should help me make toys

Thank you everyone for the weekend orders! USPS has them all now 💜

I was a silly sleepy lil guy last night, so I kinda did this without any fanfare but, I listed the very first Marbles (and some reptilian doubles) up for sale on noodlecrafters.com

We're getting things going again, head over to Noodlecrafters.com for some new stock!

8" Marbles specs are out!

Trying vapor smoothing for the first time in a while, absolutely gorgeous. Once they offgas and dry out, they'll be able to be given the final filling/sanding before being turned into molds.

This beach themed ridgeback is still available for 40% off at Noodlecrafters.com All the lovely beach scenery without the sand in your-- er, well you know.

Use code OODLESOFNOODLES to get 40% off existing stock at noodlecrafters.com

Egg!

AYO?? New printer now allows me to print two materials at once, which means easier support removal, which means I might be able to make eggs with no flat bottom! Very interested to pursue this research further. Tell me, would you prefer a silicone egg with (A) a small seam, or (B) a flat bottom?

We might make robots, but all Noodlecrafters toys are all genuinely horny-human-made from concept to finish.

I forgot I named the printer after being exhausted during setup last night 😭

*happy Kobold noises*

late New Years Ball Drop

Exciting news! Noodlecrafters might be getting a new 3D printer soon, something way more advanced and reliable than what we've been using. This will mean quicker turnaround times for new models, and less time spent tinkering with machines just to get them to work properly.

I smell a small drop coming soon! There's no definite date yet, but my energy is back and I trimmed toy bases for the first time in 2 years. I'm thinking it'll be Reptilian Doubles and Marbles. Stay tuned for specific updates 💜

If anyone was curious, the new Marbles toy is about 70-80% balls by volume. Inefficient? Yes. Ballsy move? Absolutely.

The perfect toy for Fat (Balls) Tuesday

Mardi Gras approaches

Thank you to every toy shop that advised moving to cavity-matrix molds, these things are much faster to make molds for. Absolutely life-changing compared to glove molds.

His name is Marbles!

The first pour of the big-balled bovine model! (yet to be named) Colors inspired from @ms-slut.bsky.social

Sam Altman is so pivotal to the nuking of the Internet, he should be called Sloppenheimer

Here's the full slow-mo video of this monstrosity

Sometimes, I just like to make experimental toys for the hell of it.

I made a nuclear powered copper robot, with a 3/8" high-flow cumtube. How's your morning going?

Shop update: We're mostly able to run right now, and I have poured some toys in the last few months, but due to some medical issues my mobility is limited while I'm healing. Since I can't easily make toys rn, I'm working on a kart racer where you're a cat on a Roomba. Weird pivot, yeah

Uhhh correction! 12/26, I entered it correct into Shopify and totally flubbed the post, oops

Happy holidays everyone! Use code AVERYNOODLEYHOLIDAY on our store to get 30% off from now until the end of next Friday (12/19). Applies to all items currently in stock at Noodlecrafters.com

Balls