Ran outta shaft silicone oops, but my silly little end rod toy experiment is the first toy with the new shop setup

Today was certainly productive! I built the shelving on the back wall, and started engineering / printing a silicone bucket mod that'll allow me to pour cleanly from Smooth-On's buckets without a mess. And the buckets can still stack!

Pouring new toys is pausing for a few days, currently adding a back-wall shelf to the shop and creating a new silicone dispensing setup to include 00-30 and other hardnesses at the ready other than just medium.

Oh, for makers who don't know, these cups are available freely in noodlecrafters.com/pages/stuff-for-makers They are weird. They have to be printed in vase mode, and there's a specific file for each nozzle size. But they print REALLY fast and are really efficient.

My split pour cup design has this funny little quirk where if your printer is super accurate and consistent, the case mode cup will totally allow you to fan the chambers out. Totally unintentional? Yes. Probably useful? Hell yeah.

Part of the reason I opened these is because of the intimidation drops give me with the ADHD brain. I'll still do drops of course, but now if you like, really want a Funnybone or Reptilian Double and I haven't made them in a while, they're still available in some way.

Okay, big step for us: We're opening up guided-customs officially! We call it "Build-o". Check it out over at noodlecrafters.com! We're starting with 3 slots as we test the waters. We will be adding more to our Build-o section in the future as we gain more experience and find what works for us.

Made a silly little banner for my soon-to-be custom toy ordering page. They can rip my 8 color dithered animations from my cold, dead hands.

All current orders are out! I'm glad I upgraded my mailbox the second I moved into a place I own, it's so much easier to get out individual orders.

We've got new stock up on Noodlecrafters.com! The gummy sharks are finally up.

Just a heads up, I'm going to be dropping some gummy toys and some pink /gold shimmery ones later today. Short notice but ADHD has been delaying the drop too long

I never know what to think about that one prolific novelist that always trying to scam someone. I mean, he has his prose and cons.

Finished one of my two custom arch lights! And I only burnt myself with the soldering iron three times

Well damn. This box used to be full past the top. All I did was swap out the holo bags with the heat sealable ones. That's a lotta saved space!

We've got an impulse sealer now! The holo bags were pretty yes, but these will be way more practical.

This is now my favorite dildo ad I'm getting Thank Goodness You're Here! vibes

9" Cecil is HEAVY

I can't believe 9" Cecil is real

I only just realized it's not "hentaivirus" and my brain has been seeing what it wanted to see

ADHD brain would rather create a new toy concept every two days than actually let me sit down and photograph/ sell the toys I've already made 💀 Y'all bear with me

Do you think this is what a robot's buttplug would look like?

Pasties took quite a bit of trial and error to nail down. For anyone curious, they're spandex and Ecoflex 00-50 (medium silicone). This makes them pretty stretchy and they adhere very nicely with spirit gum. I accidentally fell asleep with them on and they were still WELL adhered when I woke.

Guess what else we've been working on?

This is the type of shit I've been up to

Turns out I'm really bad at resting. Some surprise reveals to come soon ❤️

Just a heads up, shop activity is gonna slow down a bit as I'm recovering from a spasming left neck muscle that's making it hard to do most things in the shop. I really wanted to do a drop soon but I'll have to postpone it until I'm more fit to do work with my arms.

So, I think we're gonna try to change the Knotted Devil. The knot has always bothered me since early on, it's probably my second oldest toy design. The knot as it is looks like a second pair of balls on the very bottom. I think what we're gonna do in the redesign is move the knot up and reshape it

Good news for the online shop! Not a lot of toys sold, so the online shop gets nearly all the gummy toys for a future drop!

First in person vending at Dungeon Desires, in Eclipse Bar Riverside, Jacksonville ❤️

9" Cecil scares me.

I'm trying micas again. Not sure how I feel about these yet

We are currently designing and hoping to manufacture cumtube dryers. Progress has been pretty good!

Gummi shork

I suppose the End Rod dildo is really happening now

Okay okay, I dig it. Not quite the balance I wanted on the Cecil but now I know how to fix it

Alright, let's see how Cummigoo turns out

Oh yeah! So I poured a batch for the first time in a while. This was for a local event but it's getting me back into the spirit.

This is a bit different from the usual lists I'm typically added to. Feels good to be recognized ✨

It is now the age of squeezy bottles.

It took 4 rewatches for this joke to actually click in my head 😭

Nothing quite matches the vibe like working on my shop machinery and my music app starts playing the Hurricos theme from Spyro 2 🔧

Can you tell what mistake I made from this post-accident bucket note?

Regretfully, it seems as though there was a unit mixup between inches and millimeters here at Noodlecrafters. We will be contacting those whose toys may have had a minor height difference.

Who wants to see Juniper have his own toy model?

I am over-the-moon happy that I was able to commission such a lovely reference sheet for my sona / shop mascot, thank you @probablyguineapigs.bsky.social for the fantastic work!

Me @ the 43rd 3D printed slop farm as I pass them to buy art someone actually made themselves:

I really don't understand why a shop would start using AI generated art at any level. It's like you're just taking the jenga tower that is the public trust and respect for your art, and ripping out the base. It all comes falling down because at that point, you've lost trust that anything is real.

*wakes up* "I'm gonna pour dildos today" *8 hours pass* "Why am I gardening" Anyone know the struggle?

We're finally proud to present our partnership with Nvidia.