"I didn't like that no good Bob one bit but that cow needed milkin'!" #dateline

Just go talk yourself into a murder confession. Ever heard of any attorney? #dateline

"Sorry, we need a security deposit!" - Bar ownership to 90 Day producers before they reserved this bar #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort

Considering the combative history of 90 Day bar drinking nights, hopefully this place has some strong bouncers. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort

Shea should get the Storage Wars people to auction Nicole's stuff off. Problem solved! #90dayfiance

Mallorie just needs to tell Rasit to learn how to wipe! #90dayfiance

"Yes I am a sh!t disturber!" - Allison says with a wink to camera #90dayfiance

"Nah, we're done searching after one day! After that we tell the locals to look for her if they want to!" - Watching the clock U.S. Coast Guard #dateline

"Hey Guillermo, I know a good divorce lawyer!" - Patrick #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort

This is the TMI episode. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort

Russ keeps up that bedroom behavior = Marriage over #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort

When does the producer make a decision to break the fourth wall? While bad, we've seen much crazier arguments that Debby and Mido's with no producer stepping in. #90dayfiance

Shea's dog quite unimpressed but still shocked by Shea's "yoga". #90dayfiance

Mido got acclimated real quick to American culture wearing that Bucc-ees shirt! #90dayfiance

"It's for arts and crafts! We're just scrapbooking here!" #48hours

"Zach, just so you know. We judge others............but not within the family!" - #welcometoplathville

"I just answered 'nonstop' to every question on the sex survey. It was easy for me!" - Patrick #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort

Jenny and Sumit now apparently setting up an Only Fans account! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort

"Kara needs to know that her nude pictures are a 'red line' so people like me don't look them up and gawk at them!" - Outraged Sarper #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort

Sometimes a relationship just can't survive Halloween! #90dayfiance

Paula gains a few pounds..........and then finds the refrigerator door superglued shut! #90dayfiance

I have heard backgammon addiction can be every bit as obsessive as heroin or cocaine addiction. An enterprising therapist should jump on this as a specialty. #dateline

Go to the nearest Spanish version of Home Depot and check security cameras to see who bought spray paint! American police detectives can tell you all about it! #dateline

"I'm just carrying on this extremely judgmental Plath attitude to the next generation! What's the problem?!" - Self-righteous Zach #welcometoplathville

Patrick trying to credibly bridge the gap between Kara and Guillermo at the table while eating a steak with his hands. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort

Next to the portraits of Queen Catherine Howard and Queen Anne Boleyn that should put up a portrait of Shekinah titled "Drama Queen". #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort

"I am glad you asked, Paolo, because I am the "menopause expert"! - Mystified Russ #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort

"Not fair! I stopped my fist one inch before your face!" - Jenny #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort

Terrorist yelling at cows! #90dayfiance

Michael's intimidation to Edward comes off as a professional wrestler with a mic rant. #90dayfiance

It would have been pretty funny if during Edward's "reveal", he told her there was a terrible mistake and he showed her he was now a eunuch! #90dayfiance

Macauly Culkin never took off his shoes when he was destroying thieves at the house so I am not exactly seeing this as a Home Alone house. #90dayfiance

"I told James it should be by turkey baster but he was adamant that it be natural or no baby for me so I said ok." - Tanya #dateline

Stadium seating in a strip mall church? Where do they put it? #dateline

"The northern hole, Ethan!" - Motherly Kim frank talk #welcometoplathville

"No, I'm not Catholic..........just very fertile!" - Barry #welcometoplathville

"You unfollowed me so let's throw down!" Errrrrrrrrrrr..........get over it. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethesinglelife

Follows the pattern of the first Last Resort series where they would get the couples to the bar and get them loaded with the inevitable fights to follow. Therapy! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort

My son walked through the room and asked what Harry Potter movie this is. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort

They should have like a jester or court fool that walks around during "therapy" telling the couples their relationship is doomed! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort

"I will be downstairs thinking about my irretrievably lost video!" - Sullen Mido #90dayfiance

Dude did not do a google search while in Egypt to see how close New Orleans is to Hollywood considering his acting career seems his sole interest? #90dayfiance

Back to back World War Champions?! Well then where were the t-shirts?! T-shirts or it didn't happen! #90dayfiance

Annabelle cleaning Shea's filthy bathtub which has she says has "hair of the dog". With Shea, she is definitely going to get a different kind of "hair of the dog"! #90dayfiance

Day one, Paula says Los Angeles looks "affordable"! Errrrrrrrrrr............ #90dayfiance

She won't need the pillow wall if she keeps that flannel lumberjack gear on! #90dayfiance

Earlier people were commenting that Travis has an innocent appearance. Disagree. He has a creepy comic book villain appearance. #abc2020

Weird eerie bizarre night that goes all kinds of places and never seems to end reminiscent of that Martin Scorsese movie "After Hours". #abc2020

She only violated about 25 rules for personal safety and the story is apparently only beginning. #abc2020

"Everything in this house seems perfect for one person." - Passive aggressive Teegan #welcometoplathville