what I can tell you tho, is I've hyperfixated on Two Point Hospital the past week and a half, and I'm really enjoying the whimsy chaos 😌

lately, my brain thinks I'm being chased by an apex predator, just because I have a handful of events coming up for the next month or so, and it's giving me unwarranted super-duper anxiety 🫠 so, I just wanted to check in and tell you how cute you look today and I hope nice things happen to you 🧡

the amount of fully erect codpieces I've seen this last week is more than I thought I'd see in my entire lifetime (which is 0) and the sight never disappoints

are you familiar with the term "cute aggression"? I have that, but with cool/talented people, and surelysims' simblreen game makes me want to punch a wall like a emotionally immature man. GO CHECK IT OUT, IT IS SO STINKIN' GOOOOOD!! 😩

ANYWAY! It's my pupper's birthday today! 🥳🐾 8 whole years I've had her and it feels like 2-3 max 🥰 I bought her a chew bone, which she is currently munching on - I did sing her happy birthday before giving it to her as well, and she was so very confused 😅

LOVE getting an autoplaying full feed sized ad, while casually scrolling through tumblr, of a woman getting dogged from behind while she is visibly crying 🙃 LOOOOVE when we're using women's trauma to sell our shitty video-short drama apps 🙃 LOVE when regular posts get flagged, but the ads don't 🙃

ohmyGOD!! I updated my game and clicking the accessory button in cas now shows THE ENTIRE LIST AGAIN 😭 I can't tell you how much I missed that, I was worried it would never get fixed, especially with all their "this is actually a thing we did on purpose" nonsense 🫠

The Cat Bat King 🦇😎✨

Doodle wandered out onto my little front porch photo session and demanded (!) attention. I'm sure he just wanted me to take a picture of him in his little costume 😌

As soon as I saw @ice-creamforbreakfast.com's new cat costume, I knew I HAD to put Allie in it, so even though it's still technically spring in my Zamora save, I created a rift in time and seasonal continuum to bring you (probably mostly myself 🤭) some Spookyween vibes 🎃💀🍂

not having close friends who know or care about the sims community is ✨PAIN✨, cause sometimes a girl just needs to share some side eye in a safe environment, and I'll text a friend like "the gurls are fightiiing 👀" and he just DOESN'T!! GET IT!!😭 shit talk with myself, I must ✊😔

And that's it! 😌 The Oldie couple is actually super loving towards each other in my game, it's cute. Herb is gonna try to sell nothing but 70s rock at his job, I just know it.. and Coral is vibin' while never touching her sewing machine ever again 💅

Now, these two aren't actually "retired" in the game, they're jobless. I didn't like that, so I cheated a LITTLE bit and made Coral a retired Elementary School Teacher (lvl 4 in Education).

I tried getting Coral into sewing. She wasn't interested at all 🙃

Herb loves this damn cat 😅 He rolled a want to get her a job, so Alegra is now a showbiz cat! She's a STAAAAAR, darling! Or, well.. she's an extra for now, but SOON!

Lilith stopped by to play some... mahjong? Is that what they're playing? It's cute either way! And just to be clear, I'm not showing favoritism (even though I want to), I tried to build relationships with all the Pleasants equally, but Angela didn't stop by once 🤷‍♀️

The most exciting thing that happened, was Herb wanting a cat, so the fabulous Alegra gifted us with her royal presence. (I have zero recollection of naming her, so I'll have to assume the game gave this diva her name.)

I've returned to safety in ts2 and it's old people time. Retirement time. Napping at noon time. OLDIE TIIIIME! This rotation update is gonna be relatively brief, cause.. not to be ageist, but these two retired elder-folk aren't up to much.

Aravía the "herb woman" is getting ready for The Midnight Masquerade 🎭🔮🗡️

Clicking the "Show Adult Content" on here is always such a gamble, cause it's either some pg13 sim in their swimwear OR full frontal sim slong dong directly in my face.

John got zero screenshot time this rotation, but he is living his stay-at-home-househusband dream, he's great with the kids and he works in his garden whenever he has time. Jennifer is girlbossing in her journalism career while CONTINUOUSLY getting knocked up by John.. man's a menace.

Once again, we're ending off a rotation with a birthday! 🎂🥳 This time Lucy Burb is aging up, she got the grew up well memory and of course I didn't take any pictures of her as a teen, cause I forgot, so you're just gonna have to wait 'til next time she shows up! 😇

John Burb is a family sim and wants 10 children (easy thing to want, when you're not the one carrying them, Johnny 😒) so if we're even gonna TRY to make that happen, Jen and John needs to get moving. Anyway, here's the newest Burb; Olivia!

This is turning into a Lucy appreciation rotation, and I won't apologize for it. This girlie is such a gem, I love her already! Just like any other sim in this game, she wanted a puppy, so the family adopted little Leia 🥰

THIS!! LEMONADE!! STAND!! 🍋😩🤌 It makes me absolutely feral with all the little details and animations, I just sat in x1 speed and watched Lucy serve her lemonade to the neighbors. EVERYTHING IS ANIMATED! She even receives the money in her hand and PUTS IT IN THE PIGGYBANK with a little *clink*! 🥹

I'm not proud to admit this, but I was a full adult when I learned that Jennifer Burb is Daniel Pleasant's sister. As a kid, I never knew the bin families had ties to the actual town, and I don't recall ever really playing them, so this was a nice little first time playthrough of the Burbs for me!

Time for a quick suburban visit! Get it? Burb? The Sims 2 team was funny.

Lastly, I guess Mary-Sue made her final decision to stay in the relationship by autonomously (with help from ACR) woohooing with Daniel after the guests had left 🙄 I was SHOCKED, cause her relationship panel still showed her being angry with him, but alas dysfunctional couples are gonna dysfunc.

We get to end off this first Pleasant family rotation with Daniel's birthday 🥳 I just about managed to scrape together some guests to invite over, and tbh I don't know if this man even deserves a party, but everyone seemed to enjoy it.

I don't know if these two are coded this way, or if this is how the game normally acts and I'm just so used to sims 4's flavourless gameplay, that I have forgotten, but Angela and Lilith are constantly, autonomously at each other's throats.. AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!! ☝️😠

Lilith is doing so well in school! She's getting wants to do her homework and she even got a promotion at work and rolled a want to become an Overachiever! I feel so proud of her 🥹

Well, would you look at that... We're still only on Pleasantview's first rotation, and yet here's already the SECOND man begging for forgiveness from his partner. I'm giving these two time to let the betrayal simmer a little and see if Mary-Sue will end up wanting to get a divorce! 💅

Few things make me happier in this game than when my sims eat breakfast together 🥰 Like mother, like daughters apparently! They all eat like pigs!

THIS THIS THIS!! boycotting and protesting something you care about is often very uncomfortable and/or super inconvenient, but it's a short term price for (hopefully) long term change.

Anyways, happy Sunday! 🌞 The sun is shining, it's cold as balls outside and I have sims 2 clothing to default!

I keep writing and deleting paragraphs about the EA boycott discourse, cause I feel like I don't see many sharing thoughts similar to mine, but I also have no desire to argue with people on the internet, and waves are a little high atm. So, I'll be vague and say this:

how does pinterest see you? separately search for: — fashion — pantone — mood — food ... accurate.

Both of the girls also rolled wants to get part-time jobs, so Angela is now a Waterperson in the Athletic Career, and Lilith is a Record Store Clerk in the Music Career. I actually super enjoy Angela and Lilith's contrasting personalities, it's so interesting to play.

Lilith kept getting wants to buy different musical instruments, which I am choosing to interpreting as her wanting to make noise in the house where no one is really talking. It also gives her a bit of an outlet for her feelings in the shape of distorted punk rock 🤘😌

Look at this damn fool, acting like this isn't just the consequences of his own actions 🙄 Don't be so dramatic, Daniel! You're embarrassing the kids.

Our cooperate baddie, Mary-Sue, was fired from her job, cause I fucked up her scripted chance card, and because this woman has a sixth sense, she BOLTED directly into the bedroom and caught her husband with the maid 🥴

As the enabling watcher that I am, I let Daniel act on his wants towards the maid 😌 I also really loved seeing Kaylynn's face again - and there will be no Kaylynn slander in my house! If girlie wants to sleep with all her clients, then who am I to stand in her way.

Buckle up, pals! We're entering the war zone 🫡 I don't remember putting much thought into this family dynamic when I was a kid, but as an adult this household pisses me off, cause WHY ARE Y'ALL ACTING LIKE THIS?! The girls are fighting, parents aren't communicating, emotional neglect.. it's a mess.

quote posting this in case anyone has an idea. I've had (still have) the same issue, I checked and "fixed" so many different pieces of cc, hoping I finally found the culprit, but I still have this issue regularly - it even happened once when I went "vanilla" and all I had was skin and eyes 🙃

I had a health scare this week (I'm okay), saw a doctor today and everything seemed fine. It spiked my anxiety to all hell tho and I'm feeling the aftermath of that now, so I'll see you in a few days, when I'm no longer nauseas, have slept properly and this headache is gone 😅 stay cute 🤭😘

I just realized the only picture I have of Dirk is the one with Lilith! I can tell you that Dirk's hobby is tinkering, so I got him an old car, which he spent a lot of time working on! He also wanted to get a job, so I honestly didn't see him much, which might be why I'm lacking pictures 😅

I guess the honeymoon went well 😇

Mrs. Cassandra Dreamer enjoying the tropical sun in her black dress (once a Goth, always a Goth) and Darren befriending yet another animal 😌

Darren and Cassy both rolled wants to go on a vacation after their wedding, and I was like *snaps finger guns* y'know what, hell yeah! So in the wee hours of the morning, the two lovebirds flew somewhere warm! 🌞🌴🏖️

What a lovely wedding with cake cutting and guests watching the full ceremony and then clapping, no autonomous pushups and no overcomplicated micromanaging system, no to-do list to check off, no simulation lag and no continuous action queue dropping 😌 Mr. and Mrs. Dreamer, everyone 👏😎🖤✨