Nothing like thinking about the autoimmune disorder you have that could permanently disfigure or kill you to put a damper on your day 🥲

Someone New by Hozier is so Clark falling in love with every version of Bruce

Batsons make me feel so unwell like I need to bite them and bundle them up in blankets and never let anything bad happen to them

Making it my new mission to comment on every fic that I like bc I’m such a lurker bc and I want to change that

I had an idea for how to include Damian in my omegaverse au where Bruce doesn’t want biological kids but it’s a little fucked up BUT it’s also a great idea and makes Damian’s backstory even worse

Ughhh there’s no long birdflash fics with the tags I want. Am I gonna have to write it myself? 😡

I fear I’m becoming too attached to Wally West

Why can’t people tag top and bottom in their smut. Is it really that hard? I have a preference and I don’t like reading through a whole fic just for it to not be what I wanted smh

Birdflash my beloved I want to write more for you

All of the (OF AGE so B, Dick, and Jason) bat family are bottoms. Sorry, I do make the rules and I will enforce them

Learning the muscles in my anatomy lab is making it hard to write smut ☠️ all I can picture is what the muscles look like with the skin peeled back 🤢

The feelings I have about Wally West are out of this world call me Dick Grayson the way I’m all over that man

Watching the avengers and being a multishipper is so peak. I get to ship everyone

For a fic I googled what Clark Kent’s favorite food was, and then I made that food, and it was delicious, and tonight I’m making it again. Will update once it’s finished, but I just want to say thank you to my hyperfixation for inspiring me to make new recipes

Yo my man Bruce Greenwood voices Batman in Young Justice??? Gonna be paying way more attention to his voice now

Honey, you’re familiar, like my mirror years ago… #jasontodd

I need to get over my fear of being too horny on main bc I literally post porn fics BUT anyway it’s hard to find people to date/hook up with bc the only thing I want sexually is for someone to eat me out (and well, bc this one time sucked but my ex bf was phenomenal at it and I miss it)

He’s on the ceiling

My university is having a poster sale and I got two Batman posters, it’s a good day

Pardon my horny headcanons but I think birdflash are switches and Wally is a pretty silent top but a loud bottom, and Dick is loud all around. Man is topping and whimpering just as loud as when he’s bottoming. Their noises when Dick is topping are so chaotic #birdflash

Jason Todd From Eden edit where

I desperately need more mpreg Bruce fanart. Writing it is not enough, I need to see it

Yearning for Christian Bale so hard I feel sick

Having absolutely heinous thoughts for a smutty one shot…I haven’t decided on the pairing yet, just the scenario…might make it a birdflash college au

Pushing aside school for the day bc I took two exams and read a whole chapter so I deserve to write some superbat

take his shirt off & put him on the purple void 📣📣 this was my first time drawing clark in years i had somuch fun.. #art #superman

Bruce Wayne with a womb tattoo like if you agree

‘We’re so in sync they should call us a band’ is one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever made and I got to use it again today, needless to say I’m ecstatic

I am such a slut for comments and I haven’t gotten any recently (which is completely fine) but the slut in me craves to hear the people’s thoughts

Hey, don't be sad. Stoic grumpy masculine character moaning and whimpering, okay?

Feeling a bit off mentally this morning…I had a dream where I was explaining to someone why it’s dangerous for me to have biological kids (I have bipolar and schizo effective disorder, my chances of developing post partum psychosis and killing myself are very high) and waking up remembering that

This has prob been done before but like..holy symbols only work against vampires if the vampire subscribes to that religion. Atheist vampires are repelled by the quadratic formula

Okay I was mostly joking about this because I actually probably will do it myself eventually but wow my notifs went crazy. Anyway this was the idea and I think it’s hilarious; basically Dick lip syncing to Rock That Body, then he moves to the side and behind him Wally is shaking ass #birdflash

Here I am yet again

Wish I could spend all day writing and drawing but instead I’m memorizing 146 of the bones in the skeleton (and that’s just for one class)

Can’t believe dc writers yaoied so hard they made mpreg a canon thing (yes I’m taking about the creation of Conner) (I’m high)

Posting this here bc I was looking at it again and damn I love it (drawn last year) #atla #avatarthelastairbender #mailee

Gonna get through school by pretending I’m Bruce Wayne learning all these things for Batman reasons

Guys I’ve been looking through one of my textbooks and I think I’m going to simply pass away

Chris Evans shoulder to waist ratio continues to be my biggest source of envy

Guess who just plotted out an mpreg sequel that I definitely don’t have the time to write 😭 hopefully I’ll be able to chip at it when I can, I’m gonna give myself an adjustment period for school though #superbat

Bottom Steve Event/Series featuring all Steve ships I consider part of the ‘all caps’ pairings; Bucky, Peggy, Howard, Natasha, Sam. Wouldn’t that be fun? (I’m high) (also don’t worry, I’m still thinking about superbat too)

My anti anxiety med makes me so sleepy which I don’t like but I gotta take it bc my anxiety is crazy…starting school on Monday after 2 years of being out and I’m hella nervous. Pray for me (nondenominational)

Newspaper called The Daily Cunt and it’s just pictures of me

Got twoish superbat fics in the docket that I should be working on…but Steve/Howard platonic smut is calling to me

Having an irl friend in the same fandom as you is so peak like we went to a cafe and cried over Jason Todd

When I say I love the Howard/Steve relationship idk if I even mean romantically bro…like I feel there’s a love there that transcends understanding…the only thing I can compare it to is the way I love my best friends, like it’s something fundamentally deeper than friendship but it’s not brotherhood

🕺🏻 do you remember 🕺🏻 😐December 16, 1991😐