They’re torture, I tell ya! #treadmills #torture #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Are you adventurous or adventuresome? #grammarnerd #grammarschool #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Am I the only one who didn’t know this? #beans #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

How the hell did I not know this? #brooklyndodgers #dodgers #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Sorry to gross you out on a Friday. #bulls #bull #eww #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Merry merry happy happy to all of you. #christmasmusic #merrychristmas #happyholidays #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

I’ve known this AT LEAST since I was fifty. You? #christmasmusic #merrychristmas #happyholidays #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Reel tide! #grammarnerd #grammarschool #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Now you know. You may now sleep better. You’re welcome. #grammarnerd #grammarschool #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Even with a bow around them…NOT cool. #christmastree #christmasmusic #twelvedaysofchristmas #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Neither rain nor sleet nor snow nor hail nor dark of night will keep me from delivering you this information daily. #vocabulary #grammarnerd #grammarschool #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

The fruits of war. And now you know. #trivia #knowledge #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Yes, there are exceptions, but keeping it simple, folks. What would you like to see me cover in a PSA? What annoys? #grammarnerd #grammarschool #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Kangaroo words: because some words literally carry their meaning inside them. Talk about pouching your synonyms. #grammarnerd #grammarschool #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Who else has no interest in seeing Hunter’s red herring? #redherring #distraction #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humr #books

Ban the fanny pack! #fashion #accessories #fannypack #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Can we call it, divine distribution? #bible #Gideons #Marriott #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

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What idiom do you wonder about? #idioms #catgotyourtongue #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Happy Friday to my word loving friends! #grammarnerd #grammarschool #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

What lies have you uncovered? Did you know about this doozy? #peanuts #seeds #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

I think we all know the real answer: It's because their smiles are so wide. #golf #golfballs #physics #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

What are you afraid of? #phobia #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Have you ever experienced hysterical strength? #hysterical #superhero #superstrength #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Whisky or Whiskey? #whisky #grammarschool #grammarnerd #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

And now you know… why the sky is blue. What third grade knowledge do you need refreshed? #blue #bluesky #wavelengths #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #booktok #booktube #books

Any fruit facts we should all know? #fruits #fruit #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

I’m feeling devilish again today! #deviledeggs #devilsfoodcake #devil #howthehelldidinotknowthat

While we're on the topic of milk... #milk #pasteur #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Are you a god or devil in the details person? #thedevilisinthedetail #thedevilisinthedetails

And now you qunow. #grammarschool #grammarnerd #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Have you ever watched the British version of Kitchen Nightmares and heard Gordon Ramsay call the diners ""punters?"" Well, now you know why. #wine #bottles #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

I almost forgot the rabbit rabbit post. It’s not too late! #rabbitrabbit #goodluck #goaskalice #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Welcome to your regularly scheduled language breakdown. #tenterhooks #hooks #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

I almost forgot the rabbit rabbit post. It’s not too late! #rabbitrabbit #GoodLuck #superstition #superstitious #goaskalice #whiterabbit

Normalcy or normality? Which do you use? #normality #grammarschool #grammarnerd #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

It's a puzzling situation... but needs to be discussed. #puzzles #games #boardgames #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Thought I’d give you something to talk about over Thanksgiving, in case there’s an awkward lull. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Tell me you’re planning something delightful. #happythanksgiving #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

How the hell did I not know that?! Happy Thanksgiving, friends! #happythanksgiving #football #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoirs #memoir #humor #books

Do you say tin foil or aluminum foil? #tinfoil #aluminumfoil #texan #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoirs #memoir #humor #books

Any grammar or words you’d like me to cover? Comment below! #grammarschool #grammarnerd #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Welcome to English: where logic goes up in smoke. #fiery #grammarschool #grammarnerd #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Who knew? #planes #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #booktok #booktube #books

Bemused: Not confused. Not amused. Just politely baffled—like when someone calls a kazoo a woodwind. #grammarschool #grammarnerd #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

Y’all. Really? Who invented this dumb language anyway? #grammarschool #grammarnerd #prerogative #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

We're going beyond too hot, too cold, and just right, here, people. #goldilocks #grammarnerd #grammarschool #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

What’s the difference between the words torturous and tortuous? #torture #grammarnerd #grammarschool #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

PLEASE TAG A FRIEND who needs to hear this message. For today, a PSA, for all the lawyers out there miserable in the jobs. If you left law firm life, do you regret it? Any words of encouragement for the folks still there? #BigLaw #legaladvice #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoirs #memoir #humor #books

I mean, of course I knew that you could hurt your eyes with sun, on water, skiing. I just didn’t think of it as “sunburning” your eyes. Ouch. #andersoncooper #eyes #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

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