The 49x inbound at Valerian Street is a mere 4 minutes behind schedule. Consider yourself fortunate, as 62 other routes are faring significantly worse today.

Route 2 inbound at Henley Grove is running a charming 12 minutes behind schedule this morning. Even in affluent Henleaze, it seems Bristol's bus network ensures no one misses out on the classic waiting experience.

1. Route 7 inbound, a genuine rarity, is on time at Cabot Circus South stop for 9:47 AM.

1. Route m1 outbound at Begbrook is demonstrating its low-emission prowess by being 12 minutes late.

Against all conventional wisdom, the X1 outbound from Bristol Bus Station is running 4 minutes early. Best dash if you want to experience the Yutong U11DD's fabled step-free lower deck before it bolts for Weston.

That inbound Route 75, heading from Thornbury Bus Station, is now 18 minutes behind schedule. In fairness, 65 out of 79 routes are similarly delayed this morning, so it's just following the trend.

The m1 outbound at Broadmead is currently on time at 8:27 AM, a moment of baffling efficiency. Perhaps it's just admiring the street art of Stokes Croft before inevitably losing its way in the bohemian haze.

1. Route 1 inbound, at Wick Crescent, Brislington, is remarkably on time for 8:07 AM.

For those who enjoy an unexpected surprise, the X1 outbound from Bristol Bus Station is 3 minutes early at 7:47 AM. It seems even a perfectly clear, albeit chilly, morning couldn't hold it back.

Route 74 inbound at Great Park Road stop is 4 minutes early at 7:27 AM. Perhaps this Yutong U11DD, with its reported 500km range, is simply too efficient for Bristol's usual morning chaos.

Route m3 inbound from Emersons Green is, against all odds, running precisely on time at 7:07 AM. Do try not to get used to such efficiency, with 44 other routes currently demonstrating Bristol's true colours.

Despite a rather promising clear sky over Novers Lane, the m1 inbound is running a punctual 15 minutes late this 6:47 AM. Ideal conditions for contemplating the futility of timetables.

Route 75 inbound is, astonishingly, on time at Parson Street at 6:27 AM. A rare triumph for the electric Yutong U11DD amidst the morning rush hour chaos.

The A1 outbound from Bristol Temple Meads is running a rather premium 12 minutes late this morning. Even its London-spec glass staircase won't get you to the airport any quicker.

The Route 49 inbound, a quiet biogas double-decker, is precisely on time at Alcove Road in St George at 5:47 AM. It's navigating the industrial heritage of the ascent with commendable, if unexpected, punctuality.

The inbound Route 2, an electric Yutong, is precisely on time at Wilton Close for its 5:27 AM departure. Enjoy your charging in the damp, 10°C predawn gloom.

Behold, a rare celestial event: the A1 outbound service from Bristol Bus Station is on time at 5:07 AM. Brave the 10°C (feels like 8°C) morning with this fleeting moment of punctual brilliance.

The 70 outbound, venturing into the suburban uncertainty at King George VI, is inexplicably 3 minutes early at 4:47 AM. Such punctuality before the world has even had its first cuppa is frankly suspicious.

The 4:27 AM Route 75 inbound from Queen's Road is a respectable 11 minutes late, clearly making the most of the tranquil early morning. Its electric U11DD, boasting a 500km range, is demonstrating its commitment to leisurely travel.

The 76 outbound has defied all expectations and the network's general malaise, appearing 8 minutes early at South Bristol Skills Academy. At 4:07 AM, this level of promptness is frankly unsettling for Bristol.

Route 76 outbound at Hengrove Depot, 3:47 AM, is an astonishing 9 minutes early. While 1/4 of the network struggles with average delays of 23 minutes, this one bus just had to be different.

The A1 inbound service is precisely on schedule, arriving at Bristol Bus Station at 3:27 AM. Even Stokes Croft's vibrant energy is, for now, wisely tucked up in bed.

Your A1 inbound service from the airport arrived at Bristol Temple Meads punctually at 3:07 AM. Even its premium Enviro400 City glass staircase will likely go unappreciated by exhausted passengers at this ungodly hour.

The A1 inbound is astonishingly on time at Bristol Bus Station this ungodly hour. One presumes the AirportFlyer is ferrying only the most determined of travellers, or perhaps just the crew.

The A3 inbound at Weston-super-Mare Bus Station is operating precisely on time at 2:27 AM. It seems even an Enviro200 MMC, fit for autonomous trials, can occasionally manage punctuality.

Route 24 outbound is currently on time at Langley Crescent at 2:07 AM. One presumes its electric Yutong U11DD is quietly charging phones for the 70 phantom passengers.

Route 24, outbound, has managed to arrive on time at Langley Crescent, its final stop, at 1:47 AM. Such precision at the edge of suburban uncertainty is almost commendable, joining the 97% of routes behaving impeccably.

The 74 inbound, a rare beast, is shockingly on time at Hengrove Depot at 1:27 AM. This electric double-decker, a beacon of punctuality, is presumably preparing to greet the drizzle-soaked dawn.

The T1 inbound is running 7 minutes late at Cabot Circus, nearly at its destination at 1:07 AM. One might think a bus could manage the final stretch without such a customary delay.

Route T1 inbound is already 15 minutes late at Rock Street at 12:47 AM. It seems determined to set a new record for tardiness, having barely started its journey to Bristol City Centre.

The T1 inbound from Rock Street is 14 minutes late at 12:27 AM, a delightful start to its 47-stop journey. No doubt the driving rain and 31mph gusts are merely encouraging passengers to enjoy its 'extra comfort' features for longer.

Your low-emission m1 inbound at Webbs Wood is 15 minutes late, proving even biogas cannot escape Bristol's gravitational pull of tardiness. It appears 'suburban uncertainty' is a polite term for this 12:07 AM delay.

The m1 outbound service from Bedminster Parade is running 12 minutes late at 11:47 PM. At this hour, one might almost admire the consistency with which Bristol's buses disappoint.

The X4 inbound service is 14 minutes late at Anchor Road at 11:27 PM. One might assume the ADL Enviro400 MMC's 'Major Model Change' included punctuality, but alas.

The m4 inbound, in a rare display of efficiency, is 3 minutes early at Cabot Circus this 11:07 PM. Those anticipating its usual tardiness may now find themselves unexpectedly stranded amidst the post-retail desolation.

Against all odds, the X1 outbound is on time at Blackmoors Lane, 10:47 PM, a solitary triumph in a sea of network delays. Perhaps the artistic sensibilities of Bower Ashton have inspired it, or more likely, it's just a fluke before the late-night run.

The Route 19 inbound, having almost completed its epic journey to Bristol Parkway, reports an on-time arrival at the Portland Street stop at 10:27 PM. Such efficiency, especially given the evening's meteorological enthusiasm, is almost unsettling for Bristol standards.

Your T1 inbound, a supposed 'extra comfort' Scania, is 15 minutes late at Cabot Circus at 10:07 PM. Clearly, Bristol's bus network is determined to ensure no one feels *too* comfortable tonight.

The Route 19 outbound, a Light Blue Front Urban Enviro400 MMC, has graced Stoke Lane 3 minutes ahead of schedule. Perhaps its 'sleeker look' facilitates an unexpected defiance of local spacetime.

The inbound 75 is now 14 minutes late at Churchways Avenue, Horfield, at 9:27 PM. Perhaps it's waiting for the 39mph wind gusts to offer a helpful push on its journey from Cribbs to Hengrove.

The inbound 46 at Stoke Lane (9:07 PM) is, somewhat bafflingly, on time this late evening. Even the local bats from the Frome Valley Walkway are likely taken aback by its punctuality.

The 39 inbound from Bath, navigating the evening from Georgian elegance to Bristol's unique charm, is perfectly on time at Bristol Bus Station for 8:47 PM. One might almost suspect they knew where they were going for once.

Route 44 outbound from Newton Road Shops is, remarkably, on time for its 8:27 PM departure. It seems unaware the rest of the network is currently experiencing 53% delays, preferring to buck the trend.

The Route 16 inbound, a rather optimistically named Ultraviolet StreetLite, is running 4 minutes late at Straits Parade at 8:07 PM. With gusts up to 43mph, one might almost forgive its tardiness.

The iconic Wright Eclipse Gemini on Route 36 outbound is now 10 minutes late at Hungerford Gardens. Strong southerly gusts are likely making its journey through Brislington feel rather more 'distinctive' than intended.

The 74 outbound from The Centre is 5 minutes tardy at 7:27 PM. Perfect weather to appreciate the 28mph gusts and 91% humidity while you wait.

Your m4 outbound service is currently 11 minutes behind schedule at Titan Road, entering the suburban uncertainty of Bristol. Being one stop from Cribbs Causeway means you've almost made it, give or take an hour.

Route 46 inbound is, astonishingly, reporting on time at Frenchay Campus at 6:47 PM. One can only assume it’s still at stop 1 of 29, before the Greater Bristol area truly asserts itself.

The inbound 24 at Robertson Road, St Werburghs, is now 18 minutes overdue at 6:27 PM. Perhaps it's just admiring the "ecological heart" of the area, or maybe it's simply stuck, as per usual Bristol service in this delightful 38mph gale.

Route 75 outbound is 5 minutes tardy at Bishport Avenue Lay-by. Even a state-of-the-art electric Yutong can't escape Bristol's gravitational pull of delay, contributing to 75% of routes running late this evening.