Putting on my Stranger Than Heaven “theory hat” - would LOVE to run into Shintaro Kazama during this time period. He’d be 20, which is right around the age he joined the Tojo right?

There are sooo many games I wanna revisit ASAP just because I haven't played them in a minute and GOOD THING MOST OF THESE ARE SMALL SHORT GAMES. *Cyberpunk *Witcher 1/2/3 *Starfield *Yakuza 4/5/6 *Resident Evil 5/6 (yes, 6)

Y'all played Mouthwashing yet? Holy shit. Gonna be thinking about that one for a LONG time. 😭

FINALLY finished Resident Evil Requiem after 24 hours. Holy shit, so many thoughts and SO much to say. Gonna have to make a video ASAP ahhhhh

I’m so excited/anxious for Resident Evil Requiem that I’m taking an everything shower beforehand. Like I’m preparing for a hot date. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME Also I’m signing off until I finish the story. SEE YA ahhhhhh

Last night I ate almost an entire bag of cheddar Chex Mix while watching Code Veronica runs. I honestly think my life peaked at that moment.

I don't know if any other series has shaped the trajectory of my life more than Zelda! Happy 40th, Hyrule! (I'm so sad I lost that pun shirt)

Spending quality time twisting some metal with my old man today.

Yo suits Take your “recent business review” and Shine it real nice Turn it sideways

I SAY I’ve been replaying Resident Evil 2 remake, but honestly, I mostly hang out in the save rooms silently weeping while listening to Mr. X stomp around RPD 😭 God this game is still so fucking good.

Our sweet baby Leon has gone through SO MUCH SHIT. Just finished replaying RE2 Remake and I *know* his cute/naive personality is sooo long gone but I’m admittedly gonna miss it in Requiem 😭

I AM TRYING TO BREATHE SEAHAWKS WOOOO

GO HAWWWWKKKKSSSS I AM CLENCHING MY BUTT SO HARD

Do not disturb/out of office etc etc I AM PREPARING FOR REQUIEM

Oh HELL yeah! My dad and I played the shit out of a lot of these. 100% gonna schedule a playdate with the old fart and relive days of yore.

Got stabbed a bunch yesterday in the name of EarthBound. (@ Nest Tattoo in Seattle)

All video games need a “oh shit let me undo that I did not mean to press that particular button and drink eight of my rarest potions but I am playing too many games at the same time and forgot which button does what” option.

Leon’s shirt is gonna dramatically rip off at some point and reveal that the huge bicep is actually a huge twitchy eyeball like Birkin’s

SEAHAWKSSSSSSS!!!!! GO FOOTBALL

I’m trying to remain humble but ASDHAHSJJADJDUAINXKSXUSIKSMXKDCJASJ

Oh my GOD SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The kid brought me something he put together but all I see is Magnemite.

GO HAWKS! Let the butt clenching begin!

Soooo the dog thoroughly enjoyed his presents.

Merry Christmas! This is what my kid wants to do all morning - down to the song choice - and I am so proud 😭 (Also: Buster Sword search = success!)

I feel like Square texted all of us saying “on my way” late at night & instructed us to light candles/get massage oil ready w sensual music playing just to come over & wanna play Scrabble. OFC I’m happy for more FFIX stuff (ALWAYS) but we’re perma-edged over the remake

Shout-out to the kids who woke up sick two days before Christmas 💪😭l

This is tragic, awful and so fucking sad. FUCK.

Scrambling because my kid decided he wants the Buster Sword and Sephiroth’s Masamune for Christmas.

If I ever get an ounce of power I will require that Funky’s Flights is blasted throughout every airport.

Two - wait, three, things in life are certain: death, taxes, and that every Seahawks game will dramatically age you.

I have no more emotion remaining in this physical husk I call a body so I shall say GO HAWKS and leave to recover for the next million years

Although I didn’t get Divinity: Original Sin 3, we DID get a new Divinity trailer in which there *was* a large explosion of bodily liquids. So that’s a win.

do we think this sign is still there 😭😭😭

Gimme: *whatever the fuck Larian is doing *Leon Kennedy *Stranger Than Heaven KTHNX #TheGameAwards

Wait what if it’s NOT called Divinity: Original Sin 3 and simply called “Divinity” ?!?!! I am ALL OVER THE PLACE @larianstudios you sneaky bastards I’m watching you with every eyeball I have which is two but I wish I had MORE SO I COULD WATCH YOU CLOSER

If Divinity: Original Sin 3 gets announced at The Game Awards every form of liquid in my body will violently explode in an alarmingly wide radius. I cannot even begin to tell you. I don’t think any other game announcement would get me this hyped.

My kid’s old toy was stuck under my suitcase so all I heard on my 1.5 hour drive to the airport was “1,2,3, learning is fun, yippee!” in a super distorted voice. Not even my music could drown out that satanic shit 😭

I am absolutely rotting, slowly morphing into a disgusting pile of filth with my energy drink, ice cream and a detective game on this Friday night and IT FEELS SO GOOD

My kid was dying to know where his favorite (foam) weapon comes from - now I just wanna play God of War again 😭

Playing Minecraft Dungeons with my kid is the funnest shit ever.

I know Black Friday can be painful but damn

Look at this rare and exotic turkey we found! Taste was 1000/10.

The scariest game for Seahawks fans is against the team that’s 1-9 😭

My toxic trait is I think years of playing farming sims have prepared me to take care of livestock.

Whenever I open the menu in Ghost of Yōtei

I’ve been playing The Séance of Blake Manor on Steam Deck & it’s SUCH a breath of fresh air. You’re thrown into this huge, gothic manor (map is big!) to solve mysteries by snooping, raiding rooms, collecting evidence & talking to guests - and the spooky vibes/art are SO GOOD.

We’ve been FERAL for a Zelda movie since what feels like forever. And when IGN trolled us with that amazing April Fools trailer in ‘08?! OH MAN. Now we’re actually getting one. Like, it’s legitimate. Doesn’t feel real. Gonna remain cautiously optimistic 🎉

I keep an old dingy laptop connected to my TV specifically to run/play Steam gems that can’t be found anywhere else. So ready to punt that POS to the moon and hopefully replace it with this.