The kid brought me something he put together but all I see is Magnemite.

GO HAWKS! Let the butt clenching begin!

Soooo the dog thoroughly enjoyed his presents.

Merry Christmas! This is what my kid wants to do all morning - down to the song choice - and I am so proud 😭 (Also: Buster Sword search = success!)

I feel like Square texted all of us saying “on my way” late at night & instructed us to light candles/get massage oil ready w sensual music playing just to come over & wanna play Scrabble. OFC I’m happy for more FFIX stuff (ALWAYS) but we’re perma-edged over the remake

Shout-out to the kids who woke up sick two days before Christmas 💪😭l

This is tragic, awful and so fucking sad. FUCK.

Scrambling because my kid decided he wants the Buster Sword and Sephiroth’s Masamune for Christmas.

If I ever get an ounce of power I will require that Funky’s Flights is blasted throughout every airport.

Two - wait, three, things in life are certain: death, taxes, and that every Seahawks game will dramatically age you.

I have no more emotion remaining in this physical husk I call a body so I shall say GO HAWKS and leave to recover for the next million years

Although I didn’t get Divinity: Original Sin 3, we DID get a new Divinity trailer in which there *was* a large explosion of bodily liquids. So that’s a win.

do we think this sign is still there 😭😭😭

Gimme: *whatever the fuck Larian is doing *Leon Kennedy *Stranger Than Heaven KTHNX #TheGameAwards

Wait what if it’s NOT called Divinity: Original Sin 3 and simply called “Divinity” ?!?!! I am ALL OVER THE PLACE @larianstudios you sneaky bastards I’m watching you with every eyeball I have which is two but I wish I had MORE SO I COULD WATCH YOU CLOSER

If Divinity: Original Sin 3 gets announced at The Game Awards every form of liquid in my body will violently explode in an alarmingly wide radius. I cannot even begin to tell you. I don’t think any other game announcement would get me this hyped.

My kid’s old toy was stuck under my suitcase so all I heard on my 1.5 hour drive to the airport was “1,2,3, learning is fun, yippee!” in a super distorted voice. Not even my music could drown out that satanic shit 😭

I am absolutely rotting, slowly morphing into a disgusting pile of filth with my energy drink, ice cream and a detective game on this Friday night and IT FEELS SO GOOD

My kid was dying to know where his favorite (foam) weapon comes from - now I just wanna play God of War again 😭

Playing Minecraft Dungeons with my kid is the funnest shit ever.

I know Black Friday can be painful but damn

Look at this rare and exotic turkey we found! Taste was 1000/10.

The scariest game for Seahawks fans is against the team that’s 1-9 😭

My toxic trait is I think years of playing farming sims have prepared me to take care of livestock.

Whenever I open the menu in Ghost of Yōtei

I’ve been playing The Séance of Blake Manor on Steam Deck & it’s SUCH a breath of fresh air. You’re thrown into this huge, gothic manor (map is big!) to solve mysteries by snooping, raiding rooms, collecting evidence & talking to guests - and the spooky vibes/art are SO GOOD.

We’ve been FERAL for a Zelda movie since what feels like forever. And when IGN trolled us with that amazing April Fools trailer in ‘08?! OH MAN. Now we’re actually getting one. Like, it’s legitimate. Doesn’t feel real. Gonna remain cautiously optimistic 🎉

I keep an old dingy laptop connected to my TV specifically to run/play Steam gems that can’t be found anywhere else. So ready to punt that POS to the moon and hopefully replace it with this.

TWO WEEKS IN A ROW what is this “stress-free” football watching I am partaking in??? The boys look so good 🥹 #Seahawks

According to ancient alchemy textbooks if you throw these ten games + blonde hair extensions into a pot you’ll create another me.

I wish there was a way to actually visualize the ripple effect the GTA delay is having at this very moment.

Is it…could it be… Could the Seahawks actually be having A NON-STRESSFUL GAME FOR ONCE

Halloween in WA is basically “How many layers of thermals can I fit under my costume and is it possible to find a matching poncho”

So no ULTRA RAD Collector's Edition for RE Requiem has been announced? HMMM. It's gotta be because a certain unannounced broody man with an emo 90's haircut is part of it. 👀

I gotta stop playing Borderlands 4 with my husband. Every night he finds a new way to “seduce” me based off of weapon names. Last night it was: “Hey baby, I like your Promiscuous Rocket Socket.” 😐

Sometimes you gotta fuck off to nicer weather with your Steam Deck

Ate a funky mushroom and woke up here 🍄

Looks like I’m pondering life but I was actually wondering what role this creepy-ass fountain would play in Resident Evil. Like, would it drain to reveal a ladder? Is there an emblem inside one of the statues? Could a mini Neptune be in the water? WILL IT RUN RED WITH BLOO

MarioOooOoOoOOOOOOOOOH

I never finished Xenogears myself, but my grandma LOVES it - I remember going to her house when I was like 10 *specifically* to help her with some of the game’s tricky platforming. We still talk about it!

The Mariners and Seahawks both play today and I’m so anxious I’m gonna combust and clench into nothingness

Amazon Web Services techs right now

A family that plays Borderlands 4 together… (Also I love how it looks like my dog is the third player)

GO MARINERS AHHHHH

I’m drowning in new video games, but dang, I REALLY wanna go back to Path of Exile 2.

Not to be dramatic but I don’t know if I’ll ever get over this outfit on Zidane “You don’t need a reason to help people” Tribal

Holy flippity-floppity Magikarp, Pokémon Legends: Z-A is out this week. SOOO curious to see how it reviews. What’s your excitement level at?

IT’S GIVING

OH THIS IS SO SWEET GO MARINERS 😭😭❤️😭😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️❤️😭

As someone from Seattle who has enjoyed Seattle sports my entire life, this is just par for the fuckin’ course #Mariners