When the Code Veronica remake is announced at State of Play or SGF I am going to be abso-fucking-lutely insufferable.

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My kid and I are working our way through Ocarina of Time, and today we’re tackling the Water Temple so I dusted off ol’ faithful (my original Versus guide!) because fuUUuUck that. Wish us luck!

I JUST LOVE BENDING OVER AND TAKING IT THANKS

Having a pet is wild because one day you're desperately trying to vacuum up all the hair and the next you're on your hands and knees desperately searching for hair just so you can feel it one more time. Maaan I miss my derpy boy.

Stranger Than Heaven releases this winter! Yeah, we were right, it's a Tojo Clan origin story. But I'm really surprised by how different it looks (this is not a bad thing!) and the vibes seem much darker. Curious if the silly/whacky moments are still throughout - kinda doubt it.

Stranger Than Heaven predictions: LET'S GET WEIRD WITH IT. www.blondenerd.com/my-stranger-...

Men that need to rest: 1) Kazuma Kiryu 2) Masahiro Sakurai

My son told me I look like one of Ocarina of Time’s great fairies so that’s a real boost to the ol’ self confidence.

I can’t tell you how freakin’ good it feels to play Ocarina of Time with the N64 controller. Muscle memory comes right back!

My kid is playing Ocarina of Time and I can’t think about this too deeply or I’ll implode and become a weeping black hole of nostalgia due to irrational parental emotional whatthefuckery.

Quick my kid just asked me who would win: Goku & Sonic vs. Kratos & Master Chief

Was behind a lady trying to take her cat through airport security and the cat was NOT having it. The grey little cutie said “Ma’am I think the fuck not” and tore that ladies hand a new asshole.

I’m just now playing The Stanley Parable for the first time (I know, I know) but holy crap it’s so fucking funny 😂 I’m on a plane acting like a crazy cackling fool.

I absolutely 100% shit myself the entire way down this slide but yay for recreating childhood nostalgia at the local fair!

I’m joining my friends at @minnmax.com tonight to co-host Trivia Tower! Impress us with your knowledge, o wise ones.

I’ve been BEGGING (and asking a Magic 8 Ball) for an Ocarina of Time remake as long as I can remember. If it’s FINALLY HAPPENING I’m gonna effin’ EXPLODE

Putting on my Stranger Than Heaven “theory hat” - would LOVE to run into Shintaro Kazama during this time period. He’d be 20, which is right around the age he joined the Tojo right?

There are sooo many games I wanna revisit ASAP just because I haven't played them in a minute and GOOD THING MOST OF THESE ARE SMALL SHORT GAMES. *Cyberpunk *Witcher 1/2/3 *Starfield *Yakuza 4/5/6 *Resident Evil 5/6 (yes, 6)

Y'all played Mouthwashing yet? Holy shit. Gonna be thinking about that one for a LONG time. 😭

FINALLY finished Resident Evil Requiem after 24 hours. Holy shit, so many thoughts and SO much to say. Gonna have to make a video ASAP ahhhhh

I’m so excited/anxious for Resident Evil Requiem that I’m taking an everything shower beforehand. Like I’m preparing for a hot date. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME Also I’m signing off until I finish the story. SEE YA ahhhhhh

Last night I ate almost an entire bag of cheddar Chex Mix while watching Code Veronica runs. I honestly think my life peaked at that moment.

I don't know if any other series has shaped the trajectory of my life more than Zelda! Happy 40th, Hyrule! (I'm so sad I lost that pun shirt)

Spending quality time twisting some metal with my old man today.

Yo suits Take your “recent business review” and Shine it real nice Turn it sideways

I SAY I’ve been replaying Resident Evil 2 remake, but honestly, I mostly hang out in the save rooms silently weeping while listening to Mr. X stomp around RPD 😭 God this game is still so fucking good.

Our sweet baby Leon has gone through SO MUCH SHIT. Just finished replaying RE2 Remake and I *know* his cute/naive personality is sooo long gone but I’m admittedly gonna miss it in Requiem 😭

I AM TRYING TO BREATHE SEAHAWKS WOOOO

GO HAWWWWKKKKSSSS I AM CLENCHING MY BUTT SO HARD

Do not disturb/out of office etc etc I AM PREPARING FOR REQUIEM

Oh HELL yeah! My dad and I played the shit out of a lot of these. 100% gonna schedule a playdate with the old fart and relive days of yore.

Got stabbed a bunch yesterday in the name of EarthBound. (@ Nest Tattoo in Seattle)

All video games need a “oh shit let me undo that I did not mean to press that particular button and drink eight of my rarest potions but I am playing too many games at the same time and forgot which button does what” option.

Leon’s shirt is gonna dramatically rip off at some point and reveal that the huge bicep is actually a huge twitchy eyeball like Birkin’s

SEAHAWKSSSSSSS!!!!! GO FOOTBALL

I’m trying to remain humble but ASDHAHSJJADJDUAINXKSXUSIKSMXKDCJASJ

Oh my GOD SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The kid brought me something he put together but all I see is Magnemite.

GO HAWKS! Let the butt clenching begin!

Soooo the dog thoroughly enjoyed his presents.

Merry Christmas! This is what my kid wants to do all morning - down to the song choice - and I am so proud 😭 (Also: Buster Sword search = success!)

I feel like Square texted all of us saying “on my way” late at night & instructed us to light candles/get massage oil ready w sensual music playing just to come over & wanna play Scrabble. OFC I’m happy for more FFIX stuff (ALWAYS) but we’re perma-edged over the remake

Shout-out to the kids who woke up sick two days before Christmas 💪😭l

This is tragic, awful and so fucking sad. FUCK.

Scrambling because my kid decided he wants the Buster Sword and Sephiroth’s Masamune for Christmas.

If I ever get an ounce of power I will require that Funky’s Flights is blasted throughout every airport.

Two - wait, three, things in life are certain: death, taxes, and that every Seahawks game will dramatically age you.

I have no more emotion remaining in this physical husk I call a body so I shall say GO HAWKS and leave to recover for the next million years