Alright y’all this current timeline we’re on had its moments but SURELY one of you has a manual save from like, I dunno, 2010-ish. Can someone kindly load that one so we can start over and delete this one?

I can't believe I still have this Ocarina of Time Kmart pre-order relic.

I don't know how many times we've said it, but I'll say it again: losing these wonderfully innovative teams that dare to create something different is so detrimental, especially in a space where most "successful" games feel like they're using the same AAA formula with little variation.

Imagine the sheer amount of HD squelching we’re gonna hear inside Jabu-Jabu’s belly.

I'm combing through the Resident Evil Veronica trailer again and I just noticed this throwback shot of Claire's stance. CUUUUUTE.

I will never recover from this reveal.

THE OCARINA OF TIME REMAKE IS REAL

proof of life

in minutes we're either celebrating an Ocarina of Time remake or we're grabbing our clown makeup

Like, I'm one horse gallop sound effect away from exploding into mist.

I'm an idiot, so of course I'm getting SO DAMN HYPED for an Ocarina of Time remake that has zero proof of existing. Join me IN BELIEVING. www.blondenerd.com/ocarina-of-t...

I’ve had the best time at #SummerGameFest. The showcases were freakin’ awesome, the appointments were meaty and everything was incredibly organized. Huge props to @geoffkeighley.bsky.social, the entire team and all the dev/publishing folks on the best SGF yet!

I want to be a bad magpie when I grow up.

Saw a bunch of neat shit today at #SummerGameFest  but can’t talk about anything yet so here’s a pic of me and my daughter!

Between Resident Evil and Stranger Than Heaven my nervous system is completely overloaded I can’t take much more

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD KIRYU KAZUMA

LET’S GOOOO!!! #SummerGameFest

Reminder and apologies in advance to those sitting next to me in the theater

If the Ocarina of Time remake is real, it’d be SO FUN to see nods to those “How to get the Triforce” rumors from the OG launch.“Bomb the crack in the fishing pond” “Use hover boots to land in the center of the lava pit” etc. 😭

All of us in September #toomanygames

All of our asses just clenched. #StateOfPlay

IKUMI NAKAMURA YOU WILL HEAL US ALL

Hey if you hear a guttural scream and the earth violently splits open don't worry, it's probably because a Code Veronica remake was announced and I simply ascended to the highest level of Super Saiyan.

Remember E3 and how we sprinted across LA to physically attend press conferences for Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox, Bethesda, Square Enix, EA, Ubisoft and PC Gamer? And all of that was before the show floor opened its doors! WE WERE EXHAUSTED BUT LIVING.

AHHH! I cannot WAIT to step back into those glorious monster blood soaked leather boots for another round of shenanigans. I’ve missed Geralt! AHHHHHH!

Just beat Ocarina of Time with my 5 y/o. Finishing my fave childhood game with my freakin' CHILD is surreal. Plus ~*parenting bonus*~ he read dialogue, we worked through puzzles and talked about morals & hypotheticals throughout. Never getting over this. www.blondenerd.com/so-i-beat-oc...

Starting some prep for Summer Game Fest - this year is gonna be a good one. I can feel it in my loins. And my loins never lie. Sometimes.

When the Code Veronica remake is announced at State of Play or SGF I am going to be abso-fucking-lutely insufferable.

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My kid and I are working our way through Ocarina of Time, and today we’re tackling the Water Temple so I dusted off ol’ faithful (my original Versus guide!) because fuUUuUck that. Wish us luck!

I JUST LOVE BENDING OVER AND TAKING IT THANKS

Having a pet is wild because one day you're desperately trying to vacuum up all the hair and the next you're on your hands and knees desperately searching for hair just so you can feel it one more time. Maaan I miss my derpy boy.

Stranger Than Heaven releases this winter! Yeah, we were right, it's a Tojo Clan origin story. But I'm really surprised by how different it looks (this is not a bad thing!) and the vibes seem much darker. Curious if the silly/whacky moments are still throughout - kinda doubt it.

Stranger Than Heaven predictions: LET'S GET WEIRD WITH IT. www.blondenerd.com/my-stranger-...

Men that need to rest: 1) Kazuma Kiryu 2) Masahiro Sakurai

My son told me I look like one of Ocarina of Time’s great fairies so that’s a real boost to the ol’ self confidence.

I can’t tell you how freakin’ good it feels to play Ocarina of Time with the N64 controller. Muscle memory comes right back!

My kid is playing Ocarina of Time and I can’t think about this too deeply or I’ll implode and become a weeping black hole of nostalgia due to irrational parental emotional whatthefuckery.

Quick my kid just asked me who would win: Goku & Sonic vs. Kratos & Master Chief

Was behind a lady trying to take her cat through airport security and the cat was NOT having it. The grey little cutie said “Ma’am I think the fuck not” and tore that ladies hand a new asshole.

I’m just now playing The Stanley Parable for the first time (I know, I know) but holy crap it’s so fucking funny 😂 I’m on a plane acting like a crazy cackling fool.

I absolutely 100% shit myself the entire way down this slide but yay for recreating childhood nostalgia at the local fair!

I’m joining my friends at @minnmax.com tonight to co-host Trivia Tower! Impress us with your knowledge, o wise ones.

I’ve been BEGGING (and asking a Magic 8 Ball) for an Ocarina of Time remake as long as I can remember. If it’s FINALLY HAPPENING I’m gonna effin’ EXPLODE

Putting on my Stranger Than Heaven “theory hat” - would LOVE to run into Shintaro Kazama during this time period. He’d be 20, which is right around the age he joined the Tojo right?

There are sooo many games I wanna revisit ASAP just because I haven't played them in a minute and GOOD THING MOST OF THESE ARE SMALL SHORT GAMES. *Cyberpunk *Witcher 1/2/3 *Starfield *Yakuza 4/5/6 *Resident Evil 5/6 (yes, 6)

Y'all played Mouthwashing yet? Holy shit. Gonna be thinking about that one for a LONG time. 😭

FINALLY finished Resident Evil Requiem after 24 hours. Holy shit, so many thoughts and SO much to say. Gonna have to make a video ASAP ahhhhh

I’m so excited/anxious for Resident Evil Requiem that I’m taking an everything shower beforehand. Like I’m preparing for a hot date. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME Also I’m signing off until I finish the story. SEE YA ahhhhhh

Last night I ate almost an entire bag of cheddar Chex Mix while watching Code Veronica runs. I honestly think my life peaked at that moment.