The scariest game for Seahawks fans is against the team that’s 1-9 😭

My toxic trait is I think years of playing farming sims have prepared me to take care of livestock.

Whenever I open the menu in Ghost of Yōtei

I’ve been playing The Séance of Blake Manor on Steam Deck & it’s SUCH a breath of fresh air. You’re thrown into this huge, gothic manor (map is big!) to solve mysteries by snooping, raiding rooms, collecting evidence & talking to guests - and the spooky vibes/art are SO GOOD.

We’ve been FERAL for a Zelda movie since what feels like forever. And when IGN trolled us with that amazing April Fools trailer in ‘08?! OH MAN. Now we’re actually getting one. Like, it’s legitimate. Doesn’t feel real. Gonna remain cautiously optimistic 🎉

I keep an old dingy laptop connected to my TV specifically to run/play Steam gems that can’t be found anywhere else. So ready to punt that POS to the moon and hopefully replace it with this.

TWO WEEKS IN A ROW what is this “stress-free” football watching I am partaking in??? The boys look so good 🥹 #Seahawks

According to ancient alchemy textbooks if you throw these ten games + blonde hair extensions into a pot you’ll create another me.

I wish there was a way to actually visualize the ripple effect the GTA delay is having at this very moment.

Is it…could it be… Could the Seahawks actually be having A NON-STRESSFUL GAME FOR ONCE

Halloween in WA is basically “How many layers of thermals can I fit under my costume and is it possible to find a matching poncho”

So no ULTRA RAD Collector's Edition for RE Requiem has been announced? HMMM. It's gotta be because a certain unannounced broody man with an emo 90's haircut is part of it. 👀

I gotta stop playing Borderlands 4 with my husband. Every night he finds a new way to “seduce” me based off of weapon names. Last night it was: “Hey baby, I like your Promiscuous Rocket Socket.” 😐

Sometimes you gotta fuck off to nicer weather with your Steam Deck

Ate a funky mushroom and woke up here 🍄

Looks like I’m pondering life but I was actually wondering what role this creepy-ass fountain would play in Resident Evil. Like, would it drain to reveal a ladder? Is there an emblem inside one of the statues? Could a mini Neptune be in the water? WILL IT RUN RED WITH BLOO

MarioOooOoOoOOOOOOOOOH

I never finished Xenogears myself, but my grandma LOVES it - I remember going to her house when I was like 10 *specifically* to help her with some of the game’s tricky platforming. We still talk about it!

The Mariners and Seahawks both play today and I’m so anxious I’m gonna combust and clench into nothingness

Amazon Web Services techs right now

A family that plays Borderlands 4 together… (Also I love how it looks like my dog is the third player)

GO MARINERS AHHHHH

I’m drowning in new video games, but dang, I REALLY wanna go back to Path of Exile 2.

Not to be dramatic but I don’t know if I’ll ever get over this outfit on Zidane “You don’t need a reason to help people” Tribal

Holy flippity-floppity Magikarp, Pokémon Legends: Z-A is out this week. SOOO curious to see how it reviews. What’s your excitement level at?

IT’S GIVING

OH THIS IS SO SWEET GO MARINERS 😭😭❤️😭😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️❤️😭

As someone from Seattle who has enjoyed Seattle sports my entire life, this is just par for the fuckin’ course #Mariners

Vessel just played the Halo theme at this concert NBD

SO READY

Preparing for a Sleep Token concert by drinking tequila minis and listening 24 Hour Cinderella as one does.

Sorry but years of playing fantasy RPGs has me fully convinced I could take those huge Home Depot skeletons in a 1v1

So, how are we coping with the inability to simultaneously play all of these amazing games?

I am currently going to ridiculously stupid lengths to recover my 2020 OG Yakuza 3 save on my PS4 so I can play Premium Adventure on my PS5.

Man, replaying Yakuza 3 for the first time in YEARS *and* after playing subsequent titles is so damn emotional. Watching Kiryu absolutely thrive while doing basic tasks like cutting an onion for dinner 😭😭😭 HE JUST WANTED TO LIVE A QUIET LIFE AND HELP ORPHANS GOD DAMMIT

Somehow the Seahawks yet again made me clench so hard that I thought I would turn myself into a black hole. BUT HEY WE WON

Just when I think RGG can’t get any more RGG-er they’re like “but what if we have Kiryu join an all-ladies biker gang” and you know what hell yeah #Kiwami3

Yakuza 3 Dark Ties is a separate game featuring Mine that dives into his story. He is the prob THE MOST deserving character to get this treatment. God, I hope he and Daigo kiss.

“Everyone looks like their fave characters in some way” oh no

I am so ready for a long flight tomorrow

Asked for a jumping action shot with my new halloween decor and this is what my husband delivered. 😑

I cannot, in any amount of words, adequately explain how much I will lose my shit if Kiwami 3 is announced next week. My scream will shatter eardrums worldwide.

I’ll take that whacky ass touchdown #seahawks

I should get this costume only because I possess the utterly useless skill of being able to quote this entire movie

This Borderlands 4 opening is HYPE AS FUCK god this game is also so gorgeous

What does a human have to do to get a Breath of Fire 3 port announcement tomorrow? #NintendoDirect

I’ve been such a slut for cozy games this year.

Sunday morning, RedZone is on, I have my Steam Deck in my hand, and for this brief moment, all is right in the world.

Having an outgoing kid is wild because he’s just, like, inviting *complete strangers* to hang out with us everywhere we go.

OH BOY OH BOY *Next mainline LAD tease (I have some fun theories on this) *Kiwami 3?!!! *We need an update on Judgment FOR REAL (but I have little hope) *Stranger than Heaven duh