What was it that compelled Europe to band together to beat napoleon and is it around now

Waiting for the hard R to be uttered by an elected representative followed by a sigh of relief “gotta tell ya Katie it’s been a long time since I could express myself “

A new driver cuts off a motorcyclist and instead of getting angry the biker speaks to the lad and gives him encouragement. This is the way.

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

Jacobs needs to thank all the little people

I just saw a Funko make a first down

Butterfingers

Something is wrong with the Benjals today

Yay Broorz

This thing works on my iPhone but not on my iPad this might be good news for my neck

Can’t wait to tell someone they have stage 4 CA using AI

Hoping the whole Dolly thing is tenor.com/view/fever-s...

That’s called Texas beer muscle and it’s legal to bounce off it to meet your pushups quota

Guy that caught that looks like Kenny

Shiny happy people holding hands

There will be rapid advances in anti drone technologies and tactics

Oops The Shining is on gotta go

As long as it’s getting shut down can we try unplugging it then starting it up again

I am not enough people

AI says up to 8460 raptured today gonna put that on any death cert that comes with today’s date

Andy it was funny at first now it’s creepy do James Hetfield impersonations instead

How many Amish obituaries have you read

Homan looks more like Edgar at the end of Men in Black every time I see him, just a giant cockroach inside of a man suit that’s actively decaying

Sedaris in Madison in October would be ok for pre brunch but we have to work the next day

Maybe there’s a rapture in hell too so when Caleb and Faith get hoovered up they get replaced with Rush and Ronald

Imagine listening to so many Morrissey records, your death threat to Morrissey is written in Morrissey cadence.

How is a Seamstress different than a Taylor

Canada or Mexico would you please border blast our muzzled comedians

King Chuck Might be on the list King Chuck Queen Mother would be pissed Wreath laying ceremonah Got a castle made of stone-a Funky Chuck

If there’s any doubt, don’t cut the tree down

The Beebs had an article on the four humors and it’s clear the problem is an excess of yellow bile, the orange is a cry for help

Land of the free to lose insurance when you lose your job and have a ruptured appendix with A1C 12.5 because you haven’t had your medicine in three months

Going to NYC the week after the election hopefully the atmosphere will be buoyant

Does anyone else remember the ATLS triage scenario where one of the victims had a non life threatening injury and was threatening to sue if they didn’t get care

It was only two students got shot so not even a mass shooting can’t we all just relax

Night of the Living doinks

So now I have a tube of sloppy Joe meat product and it turns out there’s a reason I haven’t had a sloppy Joe in 30 years guess I’ll make a weeks lunches out of it

Sad story if that assholes killing is our Reichstag incident

Split an egg salad sandwich with my wife for dinner tonight how’s everyone else doing

The countdown for unclaimed burritos should be about 90 minutes

Saw a 78 yo with the Rona today, was hospitalized in 2020 with it before the vaccine, has kept up with it ever since, get your booster

Our great computers fill the hallowed halls

I’m happy you will accept the TDaP, but I’m happier for your infant not because you might get cut at your workplace filled with sharp metal objects

Tuna tetrazzini for dinner don’t tell me I’m not riding high

Body counts helped us win in Vietnam

A1C 14, SBP 180 won’t take meds because white grape juice will fix it. What can they do for their mitochondria is the new concern

Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.

Fire up the boilers on the Mighty Mo and set sail for Caracas let them tremble before our big guns

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