psssst plant frens I got empty landscaping beds on the north side of my house, they get maybe a couple hours of sun in the evening, I’m in western MN what we plantin

haha guess who's been off their meds too long and is ONCE AGAIN having trouble getting set up with a new PCM

front storm door at the new place has window all the way up and window all the way down and it gets GLORIOUS sun and birds flitting around, Trillian is SO about it and Murphy is a lil unnerved presumably because it feels like uninhibited access to Outside

all the time I am measuring exterior dimensions in the windiest conditions possible ALL the time

okay I have to vacuum upstairs and maybe do some dishes or, iunno, wipe at the floor? I gotta get like a steam mop for my uncarpeted floors maybe bring in some cabinet shelves so I can move stuff out of the kitchen

if you were my keys and you were last seen whilst all members of the household were deliriously exhausted where uh where would you be?

well let's see what other kinds of rejections we can get then I guess

We made it, I’m somehow still not having floor time, my guts are Unhappy

Just under two more hours in ND and then we’re Home I’m so excited for floor time and sleep

Well! if I had a nickel for every time I asked “what was that?!” when a vehicle in which I was riding passenger hit a deer I would have two nickels, which is not that many, but it’s pretty weird that it’s happened exactly that way more than once.

Hi Montana could you please be more flat to downhill? It’s feeling a little hairy to get to our next charge location, more chargers would also solve this thanks

We’re in Wyoming now and I’m very excited about the 24-hour laundry with restrooms in because nothing else with a bathroom exists between 11pm and 6am

😞 another rejection, and I knew better than to get excited about a job before being hired but

Hello Utah what is Uptah

no one peed or pooped their pants coming home from the vet today! for ONE of us that's 1/3 not peeing or pooping our pants after vet.

ugggghhhhhhh if anyone needs me I will be despairing of ever again being gainfully employed

I gotta be honest I do not think covering my person in tiny splatters of white paint is doing much to combat the feeling that I may at some point unhinge my jaw and emit a terrible inhuman static sound I don't think walls are my medium?

okay well while I take a break from heated rivalry to let some emotions breathe I guess it's time to ruminate on my grand unified theory of LGBT media mapped to a compass of queer/gay & fucks/does not fuck what does that mean I don't know but the gay/does not fuck quadrant is for straights

every single day some heroes are out here working on the cure for Imposter Syndrome and it is just sickening how few of us are taking that cure sickening, I say

still offended I'm only on ONE AI haters blocklist, how dare u minimize the depths of my loathing

tragically "out" of handspun projects on lil needles (there's a pair of socks but I don't have the charts with me and I don't know what they were called) so now I'm working on a rare commercial yarn sock project and all of this really could use some TWIST

just. a little. more. painting and then the walls in this room are done

hey snots how's it going, quitting your job to spend more time up a ladder? well I am C O V E R E D in paint, not the way I prefer, I look VERY dedicated to the pantone color of the year might get a very powerful right shoulder trying to keep to the stepstool for the comfort of my feet and safety

Oooooo I hear someone laboriously playing some scales on a brass instrument KEEP IT UP NEIGHBOR YOU’RE DOIN FINE

gonna try thicker roller covers to solve my paint application over textured walls looks like shit problems instead of complaining and hurting my hands trying a thing that isn't working over and over

not to belabor this point but I HATE THIS WALL TEXTURE my hands and arms hurt and it still doesn't look very even WHICH IS WILD because this paint color is a SINGLE DIGIT different from the original paint

Big Sweater is blocking, once it’s dry all that remains is sewing on the giant snaps

virtuously blocked without engaging a slop bot, please clap because I am actually furious at being assailed with that horseshit in my eyes and mind how fucking dare you skeet a gemini summary of my own post back at me

why why is this paint so thick though

ugh I do not wish to make a dinner and then consume a dinner, I do not wish to paint walls, I do not wish to seek new employment, I wish to think about yarn and making yarn and making stuff with yarn and also to make yarn and make stuff with yarn

hey I don't know if everyone's aware of this but orange peel wall texture,,, sucks,

I finally finished binding off Big Sweater yesterday but I haven't sewn in the last few ends or blocked it yet and my right index finger hurts so I just skipped straight to a sweater vest reknit from an over 10-year-old version I've never worn (frogged, reclaimed, it was my first big spin)

I just am not quite sure how every person who incidentally has to interact with that motherfucker isn't going "*blink blink* respectfully sir what the fuck are you talking about, are you sure you're well?"

and that is a wrap on the final bus commute, which was the fastest it can be done for me, just this once, for a farewell treat

alright well!! literally nothing left to do but I can’t leave for another 45 minutes

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh please I need locked accounts so I can hurl feelings at the void in some degree of privacy

Maaaaaan it is good I don’t really have anything to do this week because this computer is…not really functional

president's latest MoCA just leaked

president's latest MoCA just leaked

ffffffffff I finally HAD to clean out the slicker brush, a task I have been avoiding since October because LOGICALLY I know it does not make sense to keep the little bit of kibble slurry-encrusted Twoflower hair which is now overlad with a ton of Murphy's current undercoat and a little of Trillian's

adding this and the "let everyone have their personal guns on installation" announcement does make one wonder if he thinks the problem with 22 is that it's too low

ah, the sober and reasoned analysis of the keen legal minds that yesterday produced panicked blithering when asked about Native American citizenship airtight no doubt use this opinion as a space capsule, no problems

Just had a text exchange with my mom that is so revelatory of Why I’m Like This but also is very Reddit Story in its structure (cute anecdote that references as if mundane something that is absolutely unhinged)

Suddenly my auto dimming and night mode settings don’t translate to my actual displays anymore and even with eye saver turned on with the monitor buttons my sight holes Hort and Fatiguèd

Welp that was definitely a performance appraisal generated by feeding my human-written responses into the nearest LLM Again

well I et too many peanuts when I got home from inventing new places to sweat and now my mouth and tummy feel unfavorably toward dinner so hopefully the nectarine I sent down to deescalate either helps or turns out to be dinner

What if a bus came on fucking time at some point this 95F+ week ON TIME IS ALREADY ONLY TWICE AN HOUR. IF ONE DOES NOT SHOW. THAT IS TOO LONG FOR PEOPLE TO BE STANDING OUT IN THIS HEAT.

Didn’t this guy just go “yay let’s do more glyphosate!” like, last month?

uh oh this is not an ideal time or place to suddenly feel I might pass out

whatever it is making my face swell and itch at the inner portion of my left eye could u pls Not