aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA I have long exceeded the limits of training possible without computer access and I still have over three hours in the office I need taaaaaaasks

🥲 please, I need the hr systems to retain my existence both so I can be paid and so I can have work to do please,,,,,, I have no tasks,,,,,

Gotta replant another black bean because WHO keeps snipping the tops off and leaving them in the bed!! Stop that! At least have the respect to eat the leaves!!!!

I don’t have much to do until I get computer access annnnnd the stuff I currently have that I could do 1) needs to be rationed for the rest of the week and 2) I overheated a lil bit doing it and now I don’t think I really have it in me to try again today

It’s 78 in the office at 7:15 so uhhhhhh wish me luck with that today?

I don’t like driving or loud noises so I would be awful but he doesn’t like sitting still and sending a stupid little email so he’d be bad at my job right back

hi I start new job tomorrow and I have not significantly increased my inventory of business casual clothing so I guess let us hope I can get away with dark jeans as long as I wear not a novelty cat print tee with them

yesterday I ate a salad so large it took 100 minutes right before bed and today I felt a little queasy for most of the day and I was a liiiiiiittle worried that the cyclospora'd got me but it's fine it was just a huge quantity of raw vegetable with very little preprocessing, I'm okay

but what is itching FOR

internet hive mind, I have need of your expertise I am trying to put together a memorial portfolio of archival prints or a book retrospective of the artwork of a 5-year-old I'm looking for a print service that will do this affordably (like under $25/page?) with no minimum run size and good quality

haha oops time to get my business casual wardrobe into shape

what volume of grass clippings could there be on maybe a quarter of an acre of lawn, we thought, foolishly, hearts full of delusions about composting anyway turns out approximately the volume of topsoil we wanted to buy from the dirt man

okay two things how do I keep the fuckin ticks at bay, also, I think the crows been playin toys with the marbles trinkets I left at the p'nuts station I HOPE THE CROWS BEEN PLAYIN TOYS WITH THE MARBLES TRINKETS

12-y-o nephew has remembered he can text me and now I'm getting some just astonishing sunset photos

sometimes I try to give the cat a kiss on her noggin and she ducks away but then I ask, can kiss? and she sniffs at my face and then lets me put a kiss and does a big purr and all and that's great also when she notices me lookin at her she greets me with a noise anyway all this just happened

sorry I know nothing about my linkedin profile broadcasts that I would be categorically uninterested in working for your christian values wealth management corp but haha I *promise* you don't want me either

two patches in, I am beginning to entertain the possibility that these jeans, which need at least two but probably three more patches, may be a little too tattered to be worth all the effort they're comfy though and they're going to look so cool

made like 10 lbs of basically salsa with quinoa salad for dinner and I'll concede that it's kinda weird but it's not BAD

Well that was just not remotely enough soil for the size of raised bed we got.

Roommates dropped a whole cheesecake inside the oven door and then left it there, that was a fun one, but exploding a can of coke all over the cabinets and ceiling was probably a personal low.

tragically discovered after pouring it into the hot pan that my eggn't contained chunks of mold …possibly because it has been expired for two weeks but in my defense IT WAS SEALED

went to my first fiber guild meeting came home with like a third of a fleece

my dad tried to tell us NY established these wetlands & now they want to put solar panels on them all & Mike, who knows about solar as a special interest, & I, who knows about solar arrays for real property accountability reasons, looked at each other, looked at my dad, & let that statement just die

o no I love her I am gonna DIE lookit her shiny puppydog eyes she's so cute

out here being a really normal person who has for sure interacted with other human beings before thinking like oh why are my cats bullying me so much today IT'S BECAUSE THEY LOVE ME AND WANT MY ATTENTION

this would’ve been better as a tumblr post I bet

I dunno I guess it just feels a lil biphobic that there's not going to be new episodes of taskmaster every week of june

the crow did the CUTEST little hop over a rut puddle to get a peanut today, just saunter saunter hop saunter saunter yoink fwoosh

imagine a world in which no cats have wiped a streak of poop on your unicorn and other beasts floral hallway rug bet it's nice there bet it's nice where there's not any poop at all on the rug

at least one of the crows is feeling sufficiently trusting of the peanut-givers to take the peanuts while we're outside and in view, which means plans to form a gang with the crows to fight evil are continuing apace

cat used my handcards to pop some kitten acne that has been bothering her, but at least I didn’t have to do it this time

remember when I was telling myself I couldn’t buy 18lbs of fleece just because I’m sad and then I didn’t and instead separately bought like a 4.5lb fleece (Beautiful Elaine) and a 7lb fleece anyway just finished hauling rinse water for the first half of the big one

haha I have some weird shapes of sunburn oops

god I love this cat I got out one of the "broken crayon" type caterpillar wand toys for them the other day and didn't put it away when we were done Trillian has been dragging it around the basement, sending the toy end flying, and then hunting it, all on her own, with COPIOUS commentary

fuckin how is a regular size jar of jam NINE DOLLARS in north fuckin dakota

seems like it'd probably be good if the jobs I am applying for were like real, at all

my hands and nose are very cold and I Don't Wanna finish updating my resume and I should also probably eat something does anyone know any foods there are

psssst plant frens I got empty landscaping beds on the north side of my house, they get maybe a couple hours of sun in the evening, I’m in western MN what we plantin

haha guess who's been off their meds too long and is ONCE AGAIN having trouble getting set up with a new PCM

front storm door at the new place has window all the way up and window all the way down and it gets GLORIOUS sun and birds flitting around, Trillian is SO about it and Murphy is a lil unnerved presumably because it feels like uninhibited access to Outside

all the time I am measuring exterior dimensions in the windiest conditions possible ALL the time

okay I have to vacuum upstairs and maybe do some dishes or, iunno, wipe at the floor? I gotta get like a steam mop for my uncarpeted floors maybe bring in some cabinet shelves so I can move stuff out of the kitchen

if you were my keys and you were last seen whilst all members of the household were deliriously exhausted where uh where would you be?

well let's see what other kinds of rejections we can get then I guess

We made it, I’m somehow still not having floor time, my guts are Unhappy

Just under two more hours in ND and then we’re Home I’m so excited for floor time and sleep

Well! if I had a nickel for every time I asked “what was that?!” when a vehicle in which I was riding passenger hit a deer I would have two nickels, which is not that many, but it’s pretty weird that it’s happened exactly that way more than once.

Hi Montana could you please be more flat to downhill? It’s feeling a little hairy to get to our next charge location, more chargers would also solve this thanks

We’re in Wyoming now and I’m very excited about the 24-hour laundry with restrooms in because nothing else with a bathroom exists between 11pm and 6am

😞 another rejection, and I knew better than to get excited about a job before being hired but