LEGIT TOUHOU NEWS touhou project series has been cancelled

LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK Zun has been secretly working on a script for the long awaited "Touhou Movie", that portrays the story of a brand new incident! Take a look!

LEGIT LEAK Hieda no Akyuu will be fighting the three devas of the mountain at once in the next game, reasons supposedly unknown, however there are speculations that the reason for this is "to prove a point". Due to this, the next game will be released in five years, as she asked for "prep" time.

🚨News🚨 "Rika" Will not be in the next touhou game due to "Not wanting to be beat to death by a team of Incident Solvers."

🚨News🚨 When asking Momoyo Himemushi about the current drama in youkai mountain, she responded with "RAGHHHHHHHH" and killed the local Chimata who just so happened to be the first person around.

LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK In the NEW remade ending of Fossilized Wonders, after 1cc'ing the game, all characters will dance to Timber from Just Dance 2014, where even the Lunarians join in.

Yorihime's theme was confirmed by ZUN in an interview to be a Spartan Remix

LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK: In the next official touhou game, ZUN has ran into irl complications with the game's music making, so it has been confirmed by various sources that drummer Raiko Horikawa will be collabing with the band known as "IRON ATTACK!" for the entirety of the ost.

Yachie will run over Saki with her 2008 toyota corolla.

Junko turns blue when you're not looking

Mizuchi Miyadeguchi Has been found missing. She mentioned something about a "PC-98" and a "Green Haired Spirit" in a panic before she mysteriously vanished.

LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK Due to several complaints, to match her limited official figurine, Reisen Udongein Inaba will now have a self-destruct function.

LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom's current genre will be changed from "Bullet Hell" to "Horror". This is because Doremy Sweet is very evil and scary.

LEGIT TOUHOU TRUE FACTS: Yukari's theme will be getting changed to this

LEGIT TOUHOU LORE LEAK Tenshi Hinanawi has never been seen taking off her hat once, in a recent interview, ZUN has confirmed that the reason for this is because she has a really big bald spot that almost makes her look like she has a monk's hair

LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK Due to Youmu's newfound gambling addiction, she will have a spellcard in which a dice roll happens with a 24% chance to do nothing, a 74% to kill herself and a 2% chance to instakill the entirety of Gensokyo.

LEGIT TOUHOU NEWS Grazing as Sakuya Izayoi will brick your PC with a Trojan.

LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK In Touhou Double Spoiler, to mirror Aya, Hatate would have a line where she went "Hatata~!" similar to "Ayaya~!". This was scrapped due to being REALLY lame of her

LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK Second protagonist of Touhou Project, Marisa Kirisame, will be replaced in future appearances by Nareko Michigami due to public opinion. "She's just cooler" - Statement from an interviewee

Mima "Project" Touhou will not be appearing for another 2 decades.

LEGIT TOUHOU LORE LEAK. Seija has two cousins called Good Seija and Neutral Seija. They will be visiting her house soon when she is EXTREMELY high.

Agent Washington will not become a playable character at any point in the future of Touhou.

⚠️DEVIOUS LORE LEAK⚠️ Yukari Yakumo was apparantly Born ON LAND, Many theorize that this is because being Born in water would have drowned her.

The release date for 'Touhou 20: Fossilized Wonders' will not be announced later this year. This is because the game already came out.

In the next Hisoutensoku re-release, Remilia will have an ability in which she can summon a yukkuri of herself to block out the opponent's health bar.

LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK: Momiji can.

urgh.

Self Portrait

Do I give this lucky fan a follow back?

Please buy my newspapers

HUGE TOUHOU NEWS!!! CONFIRMED!! HATATE HIMEKAIDOU(ALSO KNOWN AS NIGHTCORE GIRL) PRESUMABLY USES ONLINE ROLEPLAYING CHATBOTS TO TALK TO MARGARET FROM RPG GAME "PERSONA 4", WHOM SHE BELIEVE SHE'S IN LOVE WITH AND DESTINED TO BE WITH

Reisen (The Other One)'s theme will unfortunately contain a descending section

#東方 #犬走椛 #momiji #touhou #rkgk

#1月10日は椛の日 #犬走椛 #東方 #touhou #momiji Happy Momiji day. I'm glad I chose you as my fictional fixation 14 years ago🐺❤️

Misumaru's first friend "Joey the fire hydrant" will not appear as an NPC in any printwork, or game at any point in the future.

LEGIT TOUHOU SCOOP: Hatate does not deny that people might die from seeing her news, and even affirms it POSITIVELY.

Touhou will add

Rin Kaenb- Huh? Who the hell is this?

touhou wolf tengu

LEGIT TOUHOU FACT: @legittouhouleaks.bsky.social has no banner nor well built bio. This is because she is a false news outlet that does not fact check information before spreading it!

Yuugi will not have a move in which she peforms a dropkick dying light style.

Megumu will uhhh... ummm... erm... i forgot...

LEGIT TOUHOU FACT: White wolf tengu are in fact, good looking. And strong at that!!

Notice how this DISRESPECTFUL crow would rather spread NEGATIVITY and HATRED rather than actual news?! Really telling of what mirrors her outlet, no?!

Beloved Character Rinbokusan Sasaki from Touhou Kandagawa will not be revealed as a playable character in a part where they appear and say "What's up guys, it's me the guy from Touhou Kandagasa and I am gonna be in this game now".

Mike has yet to die

UPCOMING LORE EVENT LEAKED Due to everyone being tired of her shit, Hatate Himekaidou will be officially kicked out of Gensokyo, and every appearance and mention of her will be removed!

CONFIRMED LORE LEAK⚠️ Every Friday, Youkai, Humans and Gods put their differences aside and gather around to dip Shinmyoumaru Sukuna into a Huge caldron, full of cement.

LORE LEAK: Yuyuko Saigyouji Will now OFFICIALLY suffer from Acid Reflux (GERD)

LEGIT TOUHOU LEAK: In a recent interview, BEATMario and ZUN discussed the two prominent news outlets in the series. ZUN : I made Kakashi Spirit News to serve as a weaker, worse rival to the Bunbunmaru. BeatMARIO : Oh right! It's clear who's the better one, no? ZUN : Yes, this was the vision I had.