people selling the shiny box legends on eBay really pisses me off so I decided to take things in my own hands. if you want them, come and get them. just reply and I'll hook you up absolutely free. fkn scalpers make me SICK #pokemon #pokemonsv #miraidon #koraidon #shinymiraidon #shinykoraidon

this patch of grass looks like a cock and balls and i felt the need to share that with the class

nutter butters go insanely hard dipped in coffee

YA BOY GOT PROMOTED AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

my friend sent me a Tamagotchi last night and I never expected to packbond with this little creature. he's on my work lanyard now. his name is Roger

with the mega dlc announced for legends z-a, there's a chance we may get mega beeper!!!

prophecy fulfilled

gang where the fuck am i jumped off the peak and landed on.. the sky? then went as far as i could until i fell straight into the abyss. i died with negative one progress

ENHANCED CAMERA CONTROLS... WE ARE SO FUCKIN PAC

Google wanting to block sideloading of unverified apps is an awful move and is anti-consumer as it directly infringes on the end user's freedom of choice. If we wanted to be railroaded into using a specific set of apps, we'd just buy an iOS device.

I like my job because I get paid to be a massive fucking nerd

the day the ability to truly format your text in text messaging is adopted universally is a day I can die happy I yearn to italicize my text in SMS

work has me addicted to things I'd never be caught dead using in my off hours. like why the fuck am I religiously checking MSN News

I keep seeing ads to pre order black ops 7 but I've learned my lesson. I've been burnt too many times by the devs treating zombies like an afterthought

currently foaming at the mouth with desperation because i just found out that MOTHERFUCKIN SONIC is gonna be in pac man world 2 repac??? ? ? ? ? ?? ??? ?? ???

drew another beeper someplace

no one talks about how everything is designed to monopolize your time

crazy how out of all the fallout factions to support, some people choose the enclave. like, dude. we're in postapoc north america, you have the option to ride with bros who actually want whats in the best interest of the masses and you mean to tell me that you choose USA Part 2: Fascist Boogaloo?

next beeper done ignore the text, someone started painting super close to beeper's head

more wplace beepers + 1 wip

left my mark on wplace

i hate netskope

anyone else get tired of having to *do* shit? like gahdamn it's always one thing after another

BRO PAC MAN WORLD 2 REPAC'S GONNA BE ON STEAM??????????????? AIGHT. THAT'S WRAPS. CATCH ME PLAYING NOTHING ELSE ON MY COMPUTER

aight bros it's a wrap. missions? a guaranteed way to ensure i never put this game down for several months because i used to constantly try to 100% the original. this game is my life once it drops. sorry y'all.

THEY CHANGED INKY'S MACHINE TO BE MORE UNIQUE.. IT'S AN OWL!!! THAT'S SO COOL!!!!

PAC MAN WORLD 2 REPAC WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M BOUTTA EXPLODE IT LOOKS SO GOOD!!!!! TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY PLEASE

immediately checking the order status page after placing an order should be an Olympic sport

AI be like "it's not just cock -- it's balls"

anyone else ever get echolalia behind a random person's username or am I a special brand of crazy

name a font you hate and don't say comic sans or papyrus. I'll go first jokerman.

y'all ever feel like you should be writing something but also the thought of actually starting the thing and writing something makes you wanna gnaw your arms off

I frequently think about how the same people who go "I don't like rap" and they have a million excuses for it can listen to K-pop just fine because it's basically black people music without the black people

my body is a machine that turns praise into tailwags

HAPPY PORYGON DAY

Dislyte characters will absolutely decimate your shit then be like "did... Did I do that right? 👉🏿👈🏿" afterward

judge: I believe we may have a hung jury me, in the gallery: I don't see what their endowment has to do with anything but alright

beeper mug I got for borth

i've aged.

I live my life in a cycle -> ptcg pocket releases a new pack -> I update the game and check the card pool -> there's no Porygon -> I don't touch the game until the next update

tfw I think I may have caught the work version of the Tetris effect I was dozing off and my mom called me, startling me awake and I caught myself because I almost asked her if she had a ticket number

begging the universe to send me a gym bud that doesn't bail on me after a month

I want a shirt that says "chronic dogthing"

is this a safe space to admit that I'm tired of survival crafters gamedevs really saw ark survival evolved and said "make that and never stop making that"

HUGE NEWS FOR PORYGON ENJOYERS EVERYWHERE!!!! happy fuckin birthday to me!!!!!!! (6/13)

shiny beepter!!!!!

on time for the duck convention

beeper said there will be days like this there will be days like this beeper said (beeper said, beeper said)