Tom Meiron
@y5gk.bsky.social
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<Incoherent, Blasphemous Screaming>
Ten thousand years ago some dipshit realized that if he planted seeds food would sprout up, and suddenly a species that evolved in small bands of a few dozen people started living in cities of thousands. Every act of history since has been us trying to solve that problem and only making it worse.
4 months ago
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This is just the apocalyptic equivalent of edging.
4 months ago
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'Mecha-Hitler works for the Department of Defense' is going to be one of those things I'm going to have a lot of problems explaining when I go back to the past to save the timeline, huh.
5 months ago
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Oh neat, lead in the local water supply. Maybe the brain damage will keep me from contemplating our declining living standards.
5 months ago
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I dunno man. I just...I'm not sure I've got any more anger in the tank. I think I'm just old and sad.
5 months ago
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Trying to find meaning in a dying world.
6 months ago
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'I had your job when I was in high school' Cool. I'm forty, and this is my career.
6 months ago
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I like that it took roughing up a senator for the democrats to finally wake up for a minute or two. 'iF iT cOuLd HaPpEn To Us, It CoUlD hApPeN tO yOu!' Yeah, no fucking shit guys. Welcome to like, five months ago.
6 months ago
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If anything, more cars should be on fire.
6 months ago
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I need to go pick up some bread to go with this circus.
6 months ago
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Me thinking about the future at the turn of the century: "Oh man everything's going to be so cool in the future! I hope I live long enough to see real space travel!" Me thinking about the future now: "WHEEL OF APOCALYPSE TURN TURN TURN, TEACH ME THE FEAR THAT I SHALL LEARN!"
6 months ago
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You wanted to build Data, you're afraid of building Skynet, but all you're really going to build is the blind idiot god Azathoth.
7 months ago
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My toxic trait is that I think Mass Effect 2 is the worst Mass Effect game, and that Andromeda is the best.
7 months ago
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I never fully memorized my times tables in grade school. But it's all good because I did gain an encyclopedic knowledge of Power Rangers monsters.
7 months ago
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Should've been turtle pope.
7 months ago
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It's going to suck when I can only afford 2 to 3 wild boars.
7 months ago
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...He's never beating the Antichrist allegations.
7 months ago
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Diet martial law: half the calories, still bad for you.
8 months ago
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Oblivion traded in potato faces for gravel skin. I don't think pores should be casting their own shadows quite that much, guys.
8 months ago
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RFK's comments are how it starts.
8 months ago
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Make it stop make it stop make it stop make it sTOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP *MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE ITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP* MAKE. IT. STOP.
8 months ago
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You decided to start bringing back extinct creatures and your first choice, of course, was to go for a Pleistocene Park's equivalent to the velociraptor.
8 months ago
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BRB, checking the calorie count on tree bark.
8 months ago
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I've been humming 'Komm susser tod' all afternoon for some reason.
8 months ago
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'We've decided that it would actually be better if the peasants had neither bread nor circuses'
8 months ago
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lol
8 months ago
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APRIL FOOLS, you didn't survive that plane flight. Also you didn't go to the good place.
8 months ago
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Will no one rid me of this troublesome nation-state?!
9 months ago
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If one tortured child could turn Omelas into a paradise, just think of what whole factories of tortured children could achieve! Imagine the profits.
9 months ago
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Every day I come closer to becoming AM.
9 months ago
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Sometimes I mix up Al Bundy and Ted Bundy.
9 months ago
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At this point Power Rangers is just a corporate STD that gets continuously passed around the office.
9 months ago
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It's wild that the Imperial prison in Andor is more humane than whatever the hell is happening in El Salvador.
9 months ago
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Arm up.
9 months ago
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Burn the Democratic party to the ground and start over.
9 months ago
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All I know is that when I finally go back in time to prevent the Bad Future, I am going to have one hell of a time trying to explain shit to people.
9 months ago
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THOUGHTCRIME
9 months ago
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I think Americans need to come to real stark terms that, yes, we are going to invade one or more of our former allies and, yes, it is going to be our fault, regardless of who we voted for or not.
9 months ago
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BREAKING: United States gives up modern society for lent
9 months ago
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Hey, bluesky people, any good tips on how to roast rats on a spit? Just planning for the future.
9 months ago
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How to redirect meteor to white house Wait shit this isn't google.
10 months ago
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Shut the fuck up about Trump supporters who are sad they hit the Found Out portion. They made their bed, now they can feel free to lie in it.
10 months ago
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You haven't lived until you've had my specialty made canned chili injected with bear spray. You haven't died until then too.
10 months ago
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I think I'm starting to become more afraid of the oncoming societal collapse than I am about the fascism.
10 months ago
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Glory to the Illinois Khanate
10 months ago
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Sic Semper Tyrannis
10 months ago
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Them 53 days are rookie numbers.
10 months ago
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www.cnbc.com/2025/02/18/w...
This country needs to be burned to the ground and its ashes sown with salt so that nothing can ever again be grown. No, there is no punchline this time. Burn it all.
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White House posts video of immigrants in shackles, calls deportation footage 'ASMR'
President Donald Trump has made the crackdown on undocumented immigrants living in the United States a priority for his second term in the White House.
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/02/18/white-house-x-immigrants-deportation-shackles-asmr-video.html
10 months ago
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We're all trapped in a de~ath cult! We're all trapped in a de~ath cult! Ashes, ashes We all fall down.
10 months ago
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I used to write detailed, well-written, and informed essays about history, politics, and sociology. Now I mainly just shitpost. Eh.
10 months ago
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